This book is all about men and what men like. It's written like a reference book, read like a bible. Some parts of the book will be instructional, like a "how-to" guide. Ever wanted to know the steps to drop-kicking someone in the face? You bet your ass you have, and I will tell you how in my book. Other parts of the book will serve to document personal instances of manliness. I have manliness down to a science.

Every letter of the alphabet stands for sheer masculinity. From the manliest food to the manliest music, if it needs to be shaved, beaten, or sexed, there's a good chance it'll be in this book

The Alphabet of Manliness reached #1 on Amazon's best seller list despite only being available for pre-order.

This is where you'll find information about my book signing tour, updates on the latest location I'll be visiting, and pictures from signing events.

Rules of conduct:

This book isn't an ordinary book, and I am not an ordinary author. As such, extraordinary rules of conduct must be observed when you meet me.

1. Do not make direct eye contact with me.

2. You must adhere to the following procedure when shaking my hand:

i. Stand directly in front of me with both feet together.

ii. Extend your arm in front of you and wait for me to engage if I choose to do so.

iii. If I grant you a hand shake, you may hold my hand, pump once or twice, and then promptly let go. I will then wipe my hand with a moist towelette, and you will bow, step aside and quickly walk away.

3. You must stand at least 3 feet (1 m) apart from me at all times.

4. Do not talk directly to me. If you want to tell me something, write it down and hand it to an assistant.

5. Formal attire is encouraged (suit + tie if possible).

More rules will be added as necessary. Rules may and will change at any time. Tour locations will be listed below when available.

George Ouzounian, more commonly referred to as Maddox, resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, despite his sheer hatred for it. He attended the University of Utah and majored in Mathematics, and was working a programmer for a telemarketing company (until quite recently, as of summer 2004).

Maddox is known for being very opinionated. He is a fearless writer that has taken anger management to a whole new level. Because he pays for his own website, he does not have anyone censoring what he can and cannot say. This means he can talk bad about anyone and anything he wants. His writing ranges from political views to how crappy children really are. Being politically correct is not on Maddox's mind when he writes a rant. This is one of the many reasons why people love him.