Altered States of America - Designs by the Disturbed, To Disturb the Comfortable
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T-shirts That Piss People Off
We here at Altered States of America have what we deem to be an indespensible quality for t-shirt design: sick, warped minds. That, plus a willingness to put our random psychotic episodes into graphic form, enables you, the consumer, to wear designs that can't be found in your local mall, printed on tagless, comfortable, quality shirts.
So, come on in and browse all you want. We pledge we won't hover over you or come by every 3 minutes, asking, "Can I help you?" to which you'll scream shrilly, "NO ONE CAN HELP ME!! THEY'RE CRAWLING BEHIND MY EYES!!" Well, maybe that's just us. If you are sick of t-shirts, wear old sweaters, or are a nudist, we have a great selection of bumper stickers, hats, framed prints, posters and other merchandise that may just tickle your fancy. Not that we want anything to do with anyone's fancy.
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Slap these on your torso!
Gay Marriage Dark T-Shirt
Gay marriage is a bit creepy with dudes, but gets intriguing when it becomes two chicks.
Price: 25.99 
Child Mind Organic Women's T-Shirt (dark)
If you have to have the mind of a child, remember to preserve it properly.
Price: 32.99
Beat a Millionaire Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt
Would you like to beat a millionaire? Like, say, one the subprime mortgage people? If not, look at your 401K value again. Perhaps a few manly thwacks with a bat would encourage more fiscal responsibility.
Price: 27.99
Straight Pride Dark T-Shirt
Time for breeders to demand rights, too. Take pride in your ability to produce children. You're already doing it right, so why be made to feel ashamed? Drive leather-clad catamites to flight. Maybe we should have a Straight Pride Parade!!
Price: 25.99
Monday Dark T-Shirt
"Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!" You may have this affliction regularly, as well. This helpful shirt has all holes labeled, and come with a handy going-out-the-door checklist, printed upside down to make going where you have to go with what you need a snap!
Price: 25.99
Bumper Stickers
Slap these on your fender!
Jesus Saves Sticker (Bumper)
Price: 4.99
Explosives Sticker (Bumper)
Price: 4.99
Crappy Town Hero Sticker (Bumper)
Price: 4.99
No Bumper Stickers Sticker (Bumper)
Price: 4.99
Ignorance Sticker (Bumper)
Price: 4.99
Great Prints and Posters
Slap these on your wall!
Teton House Large Framed Print
Old, abandoned house on farmstead in Wyoming, near Grand Teton National Park.
Price: 44.99
Teton Barn Large Framed Print
Beautiful photo of barn in Mormon Row area near Grand Tetons in Wyoming.
Price: 44.99
Teton Barn 2 Small Framed Print
Beautiful photograph of a barn in the Mormon Row area near the Grand Tetons in Wyoming.
Price: 41.99
Backpacking Small Framed Print
Beautiful photo of two hikers on a trail in the White Mountains. Good gift for a backpacker you know.
Price: 41.99
Crap Nobody Will Read
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sixgun wrote...
Thanks for the guestbook message. Good luck this year and merry Christmas![in reply to sandyspider]
Posted December 12, 2008
sandyspider wrote...
I belong to the ASKCP group as well. This is the lens that is with the group http://www.squidoo.com/christmas-holiday-gifts And I just created a new lensm let me know what you think. http://www.squidoo.com/santa-history
Great stuff! I feel a little Altered States!
Posted December 11, 2008
adventuresinautism wrote...
Hi there, Your stuff is very funny, I just joined the Alliance of Shopkeepers on CP so I have a Cafepress shop too. Good luck with marketing and getting traffic to your shop. I hope you do very well.
Best Regards,
Chris
Posted December 11, 2008
Squid-Squeezer wrote...
You have some cool T-shirts there - welcome to the Best Tshirts Ever group!
Posted August 13, 2008
faithcreations wrote...
Nice Lens! Welcome to the "SHOP AT HOME" group! Faith
Posted August 12, 2008
