Altered States of America - Contributing to Societal Devolution Since 2004

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T-shirts That Piss People Off

At Altered States of America, we have just one real mission (besides sitting around in our underwear watching TV): creating original, witty, and thought-provoking shirt designs. OK, we're not feeding the poor in Calcutta or anything, but we've noticed that it seems to be harder for some people than others, and a lot of those people seem to work on the t-shirts that go up for sale at Wal-Mart or whatever. Go ahead, visit those shirt shops in the mall. Notice how you seem to see the same design over and over? How the printing or shirt quality is shoddy? How only a few of them even raise a smile?

We here at Altered States of America have what we deem to be an indespensible quality for t-shirt design: sick, warped minds. That, plus a willingness to put our random psychotic episodes into graphic form, enables you, the consumer, to wear designs that can't be found in your local mall, printed on tagless, comfortable, quality shirts.

So, come on in and browse all you want. We pledge we won't hover over you or come by every 3 minutes, asking, "Can I help you?" to which you'll scream shrilly, "NO ONE CAN HELP ME!! THEY'RE CRAWLING BEHIND MY EYES!!" Well, maybe that's just us. If you are sick of t-shirts, wear old sweaters, or are a nudist, we have a great selection of bumper stickers, hats, framed prints, posters and other merchandise that may just tickle your fancy. Not that we want anything to do with anyone's fancy.

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We know what you need, besides a good beating. You need cool, unique T-shirts, especially for back-to-school, so you can have your own look, a look that says, "Lock me up immediately!" Who knows, offend the right person, and you could get a free trip to Club Gitmo, with its kind and attentive staff.

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Great Stuff on Altered States of America

Slap these on your torso!

Below are the latest outrages, sure to inspire the villagers to chase you with torches and pitchforks. Plus, we have hundreds of other torch-worthy designs.

Child Mind Organic Women's T-Shirt (dark)

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If you have to have the mind of a child, remember to preserve it properly.

Price: 28.99

Monday Dark T-Shirt

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"Somebody's got a case of the Mondays!" You may have this affliction regularly, as well. This helpful shirt has all holes labeled, and come with a handy going-out-the-door checklist, printed upside down to make going where you have to go with what you need a snap!

Price: 22.99

Zombie Defense Dark T-Shirt

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What will you do to defend yourself and loved ones from an attack of the undead? This design can help you come up with a winning strategy! Raise awareness in the community!

Price: 22.99

Grenades Dark T-Shirt

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Grenades - perfect for defense, offense, and general mayhem. There're like potato chips - can't have just one!

Price: 22.99

Bumper Stickers

Slap these on your fender!

Are you the type of person who loves bumper stickers? Like to see the shocked expressions on the driver behind you in the rear view? Browse through our collection of great designs!

Explosives Sticker (Bumper)

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Price: 4.99

No Bumper Stickers Sticker (Bumper)

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Price: 4.99

Eat Children Sticker (Bumper)

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Notice how people say they want you to become more politically active about your activities, but don't really mean it?

Price: 4.99

Zombie Evacuation Sticker (Bumper)

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What's your plan? How will you get out of an infested area?

Price: 4.99

Life and Safety Sticker (Bumper)

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Is anything I own worth your life? Think about it.

Price: 4.99

Great Prints and Posters

Slap these on your wall!

Dress up your walls with great quality prints and posters!

Crap Nobody Will Read

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sixgun sixgun Dec 12, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

Thanks for the guestbook message. Good luck this year and merry Christmas![in reply to sandyspider]

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sandyspider sandyspider Dec 11, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

I belong to the ASKCP group as well. This is the lens that is with the group http://www.squidoo.com/christmas-holiday-gifts And I just created a new lensm let me know what you think. http://www.squidoo.com/santa-history

Great stuff! I feel a little Altered States!

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adventuresinautism adventuresinautism Dec 11, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

Hi there, Your stuff is very funny, I just joined the Alliance of Shopkeepers on CP so I have a Cafepress shop too. Good luck with marketing and getting traffic to your shop. I hope you do very well.

Best Regards,
Chris

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Squid-Squeezer Squid-Squeezer Aug 13, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

You have some cool T-shirts there - welcome to the Best Tshirts Ever group!

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faithcreations faithcreations Aug 12, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

Nice Lens! Welcome to the "SHOP AT HOME" group! Faith
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I was born in a hospital. I grew up. I had a wonderful life, but with an unfulfilled itch: t-shirt design. I've always loved t-shirts - nonverbally... (more)

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