Interesting and Unusual Christmas Trees
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Alternative Christmas Trees
Whatever your reason for not having a Christmas tree, I am here to offer you alternatives--ideas outside the box that allow you to still display your ornaments, but in a new and fun way.
This is a brainstorming exercise for me, and at the very least, I hope to encourage you to think outside the box when it comes to decorating for the holidays. Even if you don't use one of my ideas, amaze, amuse or perplex your friends with your personal and unique spin on decorating for Christmas!
Thanks to Carol Esther for the top photo.

A Bottle Tree--An Awesome Alternative
Look at the way the glass sparkles in the light!

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Friends, here is an alternative Christmas tree that is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold! I give you....the Grolsch bottle tree. I've seen this done in several ways. "Tiers" of bottles stacked like a wedding cake (pictured) is a good option. Make sure you use a glue gun to fasten the bottles securely to their bases. Admittedly, this is a very large Grolsch tree. If you have a small space, consider a 3-tiered table-top model.
Another option is to arrange the bottles as if they were branches. This kind will probably take up more space, so make the one that works for you.
Some things to consider: you can use any kind of bottle you'd like. How about those cute little Coke bottles. Coke has already ingeniously associated itself with Christmas, so that would be an appropriate look.
And the Holiday Spotlight Hits....
....The Leg Lamp
Other Great Christmas Lenses and Sites
- Humorous Christmas Cards
- This talented "Freelance doodler" and Squidoo-er offers a great collection of funny Christmas cards.
- Funny Holiday Videos
- A collection of very funny Christmas and Hanukkah videos. I can't help it; I will never get so old that Adam Sandler won't crack me up!
- Yuletide Yuk Yuks
- Funny stuff here, people! Polls, funny cards, jokes--you name it; it's here.
- Christmas Humor and Jokes
- Just what it says: funny holiday anecdotes, poems, jokes, songs. So, lighten up and enjoy the holidays!
- Christmas Humor
- The Christmas Humor page on Humor Matters. I recommend the Christmas Fruitcake Recipe page. I laughed a lot:-)
The Minimalist's Alternative Tree
The Festivus Pole

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Yes, that timeless classic, brought to our attention by the geniuses at Seinfeld. Well up as you participate in the emotional "Airing of Grievances." Nothing like heading into the New Year with a clean slate! Wipe drool from your lips as you behold the Pepperidge Farm cake bedazzled with M&Ms. Thrill at the hand to hand combat during the "Feats of Strength." And, standing proud, tall (and skinny) in all of its minimalist glory, behold the Festivus Pole.
Join in the celebration, and discover your own Festivus Miracle.
An Alternative Celebration Gets Its Day on The Hill
Alternative Trees for the Crafter in You
linkIf you're feeling DIY this Christmas, why not consider making a tree from items that you love? Buy a conical form at a craft store, and glue whatever you want to it. Voila: instant alternative Christmas tree!
Here are some ideas:
Like I said, use your imagination. The possibilities are endless.
Here's another craft idea: set up a small tripod using tomato stakes or broom handles. Wrap it with lights and hang decorations. I love it!
Let's See What Ebay Has in the Way of Christmas Trees
Alternative Ones, That Is!
Use your imagination. They are tall and skinny and will fit easily in a corner. You can add some extra hooks and hang ornaments from them. You can hang your stockings from them, if you find yourself chimney-less this year. Think of the possibilities!
Fetching new data from eBay now... please stand byHow To Build a Beer Bottle Christmas Tree
And they said alcohol would make you stupid.
A Fiber Optic Christmas Tree
LB International 22454 6' Fiber Optic Artificial Christmas Tree with Multicolored Lights
Amazon Price: (as of 07/11/2009)![]()
As an alternative to a live tree, which can be a fire hazard, and to even putting hot lights on an artificial tree, a fiber optic tree can be the perfect solution.
An Alternative Christmas Tree Gallery
For Inspiration
Here are some more pictures of creative and unusual Christmas trees. Love them or hate them, giggle at them or be inspired by them--whatever your reaction, I doubt it will be neutral!Look at this beauty to your right--a monument to tasteful recycling, it is even red and white (mostly) in honor of the season. link
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Gold spray paint makes everything look awesome and festive!
Note the use of the cat tree as the base. Ingenious!
Festive, and educational. Point to the circle, little Billy!
Words escape me--I believe this is an ode to an Oil Drum Christmas. Little Drummer Boy, perhaps?!
Note the festive price tag, front and center!
And this just in, from the use-what-you've-got camp: The 'nanner Christmas tree.
A bold choice, indeed: Baby-As-Tree.
Stand back and ponder the magnificence of the Ode to Mountain Dew tree.
Yes. These are beer kegs. Merry Christmas. God Bless us, Everyone. I love that the picture is a little blurry. It adds to the realism.
Some majesty transcends words...
This one waters itself.
The Bottle Tree: Space Saver Edition.
I'm not even sure what to say about this one.
Hope this guy NEVER has to go to the bathroom!
The bottle brush tree. Make your own!
Alternative--and Not So Alternative--Holiday Movies
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Special Edition)
Maybe this isn't all about comfort and joy, but nothing makes me laugh harder than seeing Eddie wearing a white sweater with a black dickey drinking egg nog out of Wally World punch cups. Priceless. The Star Spangled Banner might just become your new favorite Christmas song!
Holiday Inn (Special Edition)
This is where the song "White Christmas" comes from. It is worth it just to hear Bing Crosby sing!
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Classic. Charlie Brown certainly picked an alternative Christmas tree!
A Christmas Story (Full-Screen Edition)
I saw this when it came out in the theater. My friend, Nadine, and I laughed so hard that we hurt. Towards the end, a little kid began to cough and sneeze, and the whole theater missed the last couple of minutes of the film. Good times.
The Holiday
Sweet and mushy and definitely worth a look. Jack Black underplays his "Jack Black-ness" to great effect.
Enjoy This Ode to the Iconic Aluminum Christmas Tree
A Perfect Christmas Tree
If you're more in tune with the traditional...

A Christmas story set in the Appalachian mountains of my home state, North Carolina, The Year of the Perfect Christmas Tree tells the story of Ruthie and her mom and their struggle to find the perfect Christmas tree for their town.
Beautifully written by Gloria Houston and illustrated with lovely acrylics by Barbara Cooney, the story exists on many levels, as Ruthie and her mother each discover their own Christmas miracles. A story of traditions and family, The Year of the Perfect Christmas Tree is a welcome addition to anyone's holiday library.
Vote for The Best Alternative Christmas Tree
Don't have room for a tree? Feeling a little less-than-in-the-holiday-spirit? Vote on the best alternative Christmas tree here. Add to it, if you've got a good one!
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Seen Any Alternative Christmas Trees?
Have you seen any unconventional, odd or just plain strange Christmas trees? Send 'em in! Just want to leave a comment--feel free; glad you stopped by!
ChineseKitesforKids wrote...
What cool Christmas trees! I wonder who got the pleasure of drinking all those beers and mountain dews? Terrific lens! I love how you added the Christmas Story famous lamp...ha ha That was a good chuckle. An easy 5 stars for you as always! Good job, keep up the terrific work.
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AppalachianCountry wrote...
Greaty lens. We decorate big for Christmas. We agree that gold spray paint makes everything look awesome. Thank-you for the wonderful pics.
jenn_halls wrote...
I have enjoyed this several times so far- it makes me LOL!
jfield wrote...
in reply to aj2008 Wow, that would be a really alternative tree! Glad it made you laugh:)
aj2008 wrote...
Ha ha! Made me laugh. By "wee bottle" do you mean a "small" bottle or one that is used in hospitals - tee hee! Hmm, I think I will stick to the very lifelike fake tree that we have....












