Alternative Christmas Trees
Whatever your reason for not having a Christmas tree, I am here to offer you alternatives--ideas outside the box that allow you to still display your ornaments, but in a new and fun way.
This is a brainstorming exercise for me, and at the very least, I hope to encourage you to think outside the box when it comes to decorating for the holidays. Even if you don't use one of my ideas, amaze, amuse or perplex your friends with your personal and unique spin on decorating for Christmas!
Thanks to Carol Esther for the top photo.

A Bottle Tree--An Awesome Alternative
Look at the way the glass sparkles in the light!

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Friends, here is an alternative Christmas tree that is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold! I give you....the Grolsch bottle tree. I've seen this done in several ways. "Tiers" of bottles stacked like a wedding cake (pictured) is a good option. Make sure you use a glue gun to fasten the bottles securely to their bases. Admittedly, this is a very large Grolsch tree. If you have a small space, consider a 3-tiered table-top model.
Another option is to arrange the bottles as if they were branches. This kind will probably take up more space, so make the one that works for you.
Some things to consider: you can use any kind of bottle you'd like. How about those cute little Coke bottles. Coke has already ingeniously associated itself with Christmas, so that would be an appropriate look.
And the Holiday Spotlight Hits....
....The Leg Lamp
Other Great Christmas Lenses and Sites
- Humorous Christmas Cards
- This talented "Freelance doodler" and Squidoo-er offers a great collection of funny Christmas cards.
- Funny Holiday Videos
- A collection of very funny Christmas and Hanukkah videos. I can't help it; I will never get so old that Adam Sandler won't crack me up!
- Yuletide Yuk Yuks
- Funny stuff here, people! Polls, funny cards, jokes--you name it; it's here.
- Christmas Humor and Jokes
- Just what it says: funny holiday anecdotes, poems, jokes, songs. So, lighten up and enjoy the holidays!
- Christmas Humor
- The Christmas Humor page on Humor Matters. I recommend the Christmas Fruitcake Recipe page. I laughed a lot:-)
The Minimalist's Alternative Tree
The Festivus Pole

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Yes, that timeless classic, brought to our attention by the geniuses at Seinfeld. Well up as you participate in the emotional "Airing of Grievances." Nothing like heading into the New Year with a clean slate! Wipe drool from your lips as you behold the Pepperidge Farm cake bedazzled with M&Ms. Thrill at the hand to hand combat during the "Feats of Strength." And, standing proud, tall (and skinny) in all of its minimalist glory, behold the Festivus Pole.
Join in the celebration, and discover your own Festivus Miracle.

An Alternative Celebration Gets Its Day on The Hill
Alternative Trees for the Crafter in You
linkIf you're feeling DIY this Christmas, why not consider making a tree from items that you love? Buy a conical form at a craft store, and glue whatever you want to it. Voila: instant alternative Christmas tree!
Here are some ideas:
Like I said, use your imagination. The possibilities are endless.
Here's another craft idea: set up a small tripod using tomato stakes or broom handles. Wrap it with lights and hang decorations. I love it!
In the Market for an Artificial Christmas Tree?
Here are some beauties.
Let's See What Ebay Has in the Way of Christmas Trees
Alternative Ones, That Is!
Use your imagination. They are tall and skinny and will fit easily in a corner. You can add some extra hooks and hang ornaments from them. You can hang your stockings from them, if you find yourself chimney-less this year. Think of the possibilities!
Fetching new data from eBay now... please stand byHow To Build a Beer Bottle Christmas Tree
And they said alcohol would make you stupid.
A Fiber Optic Christmas Tree
An Alternative Christmas Tree Gallery
For Inspiration
Here are some more pictures of creative and unusual Christmas trees. Love them or hate them, giggle at them or be inspired by them--whatever your reaction, I doubt it will be neutral!Look at this beauty to your right--a monument to tasteful recycling, it is even red and white (mostly) in honor of the season.
A stunning holiday tribute to Black Gold. Texas T.
I cannot begin to count the ways that this is wrong.
Sometimes you just have to work with what you have on hand.

Christmas in Miami?

Junkyard Wars Christmas Tree!

How About Some Christmas Tree Decorations?
A holiday garland, perhaps?
Alternative--and Not So Alternative--Holiday Movies
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Special Edition)
Maybe this isn't all about comfort and joy, but nothing makes me laugh harder than seeing Eddie wearing a white sweater with a black dickey drinking egg nog out of Wally World punch cups. Priceless. The Star Spangled Banner might just become your new favorite Christmas song!
Holiday Inn (Special Edition)
This is where the song "White Christmas" comes from. It is worth it just to hear Bing Crosby sing!
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Classic. Charlie Brown certainly picked an alternative Christmas tree!
A Christmas Story (Full-Screen Edition)
I saw this when it came out in the theater. My friend, Nadine, and I laughed so hard that we hurt. Towards the end, a little kid began to cough and sneeze, and the whole theater missed the last couple of minutes of the film. Good times.
The Holiday
Sweet and mushy and definitely worth a look. Jack Black underplays his "Jack Black-ness" to great effect.
Enjoy This Ode to the Iconic Aluminum Christmas Tree
A Perfect Christmas Tree
If you're more in tune with the traditional...

A Christmas story set in the Appalachian mountains of my home state, North Carolina, The Year of the Perfect Christmas Tree tells the story of Ruthie and her mom and their struggle to find the perfect Christmas tree for their town.
Beautifully written by Gloria Houston and illustrated with lovely acrylics by Barbara Cooney, the story exists on many levels, as Ruthie and her mother each discover their own Christmas miracles. A story of traditions and family, The Year of the Perfect Christmas Tree is a welcome addition to anyone's holiday library.
Vote for The Best Alternative Christmas Tree
Don't have room for a tree? Feeling a little less-than-in-the-holiday-spirit? Vote on the best alternative Christmas tree here. Add to it, if you've got a good one!
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Some Ideas for Alternative Christmas Ornaments
Use items you have on hand to decorate your tree.
So, here I am, coming to you with some ideas for decorating with items not originally conceived as tree ornaments. Some ideas might be a little "out there," but you might find some ideas that really strike a chord with you. Enjoy!
Pickle Ornaments, Anyone?
They Could Bring You Good Luck!
One Dozen Hand Blown Glass Pickle Ornaments for Good Luck Trim-A-Tree or Gift Giving
Amazon Price: $13.50 (as of 12/20/2009)![]()
There is some debate as to how the Legend of the Christmas Pickle came to be. Regardless, they're Pickles. For your Christmas Tree! And they fit right in on this lens, no?
Decorate Your Tree with Napkin Rings
A little unconventional, maybe, but lovely!
Lenox Butterfly Meadow Napkin Rings, Set of 4, Multi
Amazon Price: $30.00 (as of 12/20/2009)![]()
What a great idea--just slip the rings over the ends of the branches for ornaments that don't even need those little ornament hooks. I can never find them when I need them, and they just end up getting stuck in the carpet!
Swarovski Crystal Hair Jewelry--For Your Christmas Tree
Just clip on the end of a branch
Blue Radiant Blast Swarovski Crystal Hair Clip Barrette Jewelry
Amazon Price: $45.99 (as of 12/20/2009)![]()
Yes, you can wear it in your hair, but how great would this Swarovski hair clip--along with others--look ornamenting your Christmas tree? I think it's time to think outside the box, and find ornaments that won't just be stored in a box 11 months out of the year.
Silver Ting Instead of Tinsel
A fun option for your tree.
Sparkle Curly Ting, 2 feet Tall, Pack of 50 - Sparkle Silver
Amazon Price: $14.99 (as of 12/20/2009)![]()
So, I know it's usually used in flower arrangements, but I think your tree would look so cool with pieces of silver--or any color--ting tucked in between the branches.
You Put Bows on Your Presents...
...so why not on your tree?
100 Metallic Gift Star Bows 1" Jewelry Box Gift Boxes
Amazon Price: $15.18 (as of 12/20/2009)![]()
You probably have a ton of bows lying around the house. Why not put them to work as decorations for your tree?
Seen Any Alternative Christmas Trees?
Have you seen any unconventional, odd or just plain strange Christmas trees? Send 'em in! Just want to leave a comment--feel free; glad you stopped by!
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- ChineseKitesforKids ChineseKitesforKids May 23, 2009 @ 10:46 pm
- What cool Christmas trees! I wonder who got the pleasure of drinking all those beers and mountain dews? Terrific lens! I love how you added the Christmas Story famous lamp...ha ha That was a good chuckle. An easy 5 stars for you as always! Good job, keep up the terrific work.
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- AppalachianCountry AppalachianCountry May 19, 2009 @ 9:05 am
- Greaty lens. We decorate big for Christmas. We agree that gold spray paint makes everything look awesome. Thank-you for the wonderful pics.
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- jenn_halls jenn_halls Feb 17, 2009 @ 10:25 am
- I have enjoyed this several times so far- it makes me LOL!
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- jfield jfield Dec 11, 2008 @ 10:45 am | in reply to aj2008
- Wow, that would be a really alternative tree! Glad it made you laugh:)
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- aj2008 aj2008 Dec 11, 2008 @ 10:23 am
- Ha ha! Made me laugh. By "wee bottle" do you mean a "small" bottle or one that is used in hospitals - tee hee! Hmm, I think I will stick to the very lifelike fake tree that we have....
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