Alternative Cocktails or What they Should be Called in the Real World

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The mystique of the phrase "Shaken, not Stirred", the wonderful vision conjured up by the cocktail named desire... Angel, Singapore Sling, A Slow Comfortable Screw!

Real life just isn't like that. You're more likely to encounter The Devil, a Singing with a Sling or a Hurried Awkward Fumble and end up rather shaken!

Top Real Life Cocktails 

I'm too lazy to do this on my own, so please add your ideas too

If you come up with any good names for real-life cocktails, please add them here with the cocktail name that you think should be renamed and your own name, so you can revel in the kudos. Please also feel free to vote your favourite ones up the list, and your not so fave ones down. Please try not to be too rude, there might be kids watching ;o)

Mumbled Apology

Orgasm - Chris Gray2 points

Disappointment

Between the Sheets - Chris Gray1 point

City Smog

Sea Breeze - Jamie Mooney1 point

Commoner Alert

Pena Colada - Chris Gray1 point

George A. Romero

Zombie - Paul Craig1 point

Hurried Awkward Bump

Slow Comfortable Screw - Chris Gray0 points

Singapore Slosh

Singapore Sling - Chris Gray0 points

Revoltin' Mixture

Punch - Chris Gray0 points

Tom Who

Tom Collins - Chris Gray0 points

Pink Slut

Pink Lady - Chris Gray0 points

Cocktail Making Essentials 

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