My Amazing Nessie Photo!
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Is the Loch Ness Monster Real?
No such luck. I'd given up hoping that Nessie was real after the famous "Surgeon's Photo" was revealed to be a hoax, and the Loch Ness flipper photo was explained away.
Then I moved out to California, closer to the ocean than I'd ever lived before. Southern California is a far cry from the bleak beauty of Scotland! And yet...
My Picture of the Loch Ness Monster...
It's NOT at Loch Ness... Not Even in the Same Hemisphere... But What IS It?

I posted this photo on my second website, but that site's been gone for years. I just had to dig it out of my old Mac Clone (talk about a mythical beast!) to find it. Until now, I've only shared this picture with a few friends and relatives. So...
Is It "Nessie" or "Nonsense"?
What do you think?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byI don't know, but it's definitely something...
tina says:
yes i am doing a progect about her
Posted January 24, 2012
Taylor says:
i'm sorry about my harsh behavior everybod. i guess i'm grumpy because my cat won't leave me ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..
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Posted December 30, 2011
Taylor says:
what do you know Green Mountain Man? nessie isn't sumptin you see everyday. so if it was me, i would definitely snap a pic or two.
Posted December 30, 2011
Taylor says:
FYI Green Mountain Man, i don't think that the wizard of oz cast could think up such a ridiculous thing over crumpets n' tea for lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted December 30, 2011
Taylor says:
i do believe that somthins in windermere lake plus loch ness. But i haven't actually seen such a beast with my own eyes. so i don't know what 2 think.
Posted December 30, 2011
Nonsense! Gotta be fake.
Green Mountain Man says:
I forgot to say- if that was a real nessie type critter there would be 2 things happening- 1) People running away from it
2) People running towards it
Neither reaction is occurring- even from the person standing right in front of it. The appearance of a nessie monster would have had EVERYONE moving one way or the other and not just continueing their normal stroll.
Posted October 17, 2011
Green Mountain Man says:
FAKE! Everyone knows that the only real lake monster is Champ in Lake Champlain. Nessie was thought up by the Wizard of Oz- another humbug.
Posted October 17, 2011
bob says:
I do belivein nessie but i do not think that photo is real.Sorry!
Posted March 12, 2011
stephanie says:
thats fake i saw that on a website
Posted February 21, 2011
tossup says:
another crazy on the loose - not nessie, YOU!
Posted February 20, 2011
More Information About the Loch Ness Monster
...by Nessie Lovers and Loch Ness Monster Hoax Hunters
- The Legend of Nessie the Ultimate Loch Ness Monster Site
- "The Legend of Nessie the Ultimate and Official Loch Ness Monster Site, with up-to-date information and photographs of new and past sightings. A must for all Nessie enthusiasts."
- Nessie and Other Lake Monsters
- Strangemag.com on Nessie and other legendary lake monsters.
- Nessie caught on tape? You decide-- msnbc.com
- 2007 amateur video footage purporting to show Nessie swimming just underwater.
- Loch Ness "monster" or "Nessie" - The Skeptic's Dictionary
- An attempt to debunk the modern legend of the Loch Ness Monster and the most famous controversial photos.
- Loch Ness Exhibition Centre
- Tourism centre and museum at Loch Ness.
The Conclusion of the $5 Nessie Challenge
And a Big Cheer for Janusz
Yep. If you can show me one thing about my "Nessie" photo that proves, beyond an absolute shadow of a doubt, that "this is fake", I'll give you $5 via Paypal. (Which means you'll have to have a Paypal account and be willing to give me your Paypal username or email via the "Contact Me" button on my profile.)
I'm not talking reasonable doubt. I'm not talking "It looks fake." I'm talking proof that my grandma could see without her glasses proof.
If you find it, post what you found here. More importantly, tell how you found it.
Good luck, hoax hunters. ;)
Many people made keen-eyed observations. However, the things people pointed out really WERE part of the original photo! There was one exception. Janusz observed: "I thought maybe it´s a Rock, that is really there with neck & head added..."
He got me! I'm sure some other people suspected it, but he was the first to say it. However, when I caught up with him asking for his Paypal addy so I could give him his prize, here's what he said:
"Thanks, could you donate it to 'First Coast No More Homeless Pets'? The donation box is on my Angel Lens."
Isn't that sweet? I donated $10 instead. Let's support critters closer to home in honor of Nessie!
But WAIT! That Was NOT the Easter Egg!
How to Prove My Loch Ness Monster is Fake (Awww)!
We need to be aware that anything we see on TV or on the web could be digitally enhanced or created from scratch. After all, I'm not a pro! Think what someone who knows what they're doing could accomplish. Heck, think of Gollum in The Lord of the Rings!
Just in case someone took my photo and posted it elsewhere, I slipped an Easter Egg into it for experts to find. If you put the picture in Photoshop or another graphics program that lets you change the saturation, here's what you'll see (scroll down):

Surprise!
I think even my grandma could tell that "this is fake". ;)
I love Nessie! Even though I don't think the Loch Ness Monster is real, I would love to be proved wrong. But I'm not going to believe in Nessie just because of pictures or videos posted on the internet that "prove" she's real. Nor, for that matter, do I trust everything I see on the news, which routinely employs photomanipulation, sometimes to the point of distortion.
Guestbook for Loch Ness Monster Hoax Hunters!
Thanks For Participating Everybody!
The contest is over, but I'm very happy to hear from you all! And I'm saving your clever comments.
How did I get that Easter Egg in there?
That's the oddest thing about this picture. I'm guessing I did it with Selective Colors, but I can't seem to duplicate the effect!
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Tipi
Oct 20, 2011 @ 12:54 pm | delete
- I was watching a YouTube video a couple of days ago, and now I wish I had saved the link to share. Its called something like "unknown creatures", and i was amazed at what I saw. Made me wonder if aliens and sea creatures were doing the wild thing together. There was something about the Loch Ness Monster on there, and I was thinking about this lens. ~ Blessed!
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SandyPeaks Jul 18, 2011 @ 1:03 pm | delete
- I spotted the wave movement around it and assumed it was a fixed object that had been altered but didn't think of another rock! Very sneaky!
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Tipi
Jan 1, 2011 @ 4:56 pm | delete
- I love the stories of the nessies, and would love to believe they are real.
That is a very nice photo, I zoomed in on that one...hmmm, I just wonder!
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rajdubli
Sep 27, 2010 @ 6:40 pm | delete
- Was waiting for the solution, Thanks
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Kate-Phizackerley
Nov 16, 2009 @ 11:20 pm | delete
- Great photo
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