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My dear Amazon dot com -- how do I love thee? Well let me tell ya!

Amazon is a mega-brand that is the go-to resource for ecommerce for online shoppers.

Dear Amazon dot com, I've been meaning to take some time to tell you how much I love you! You have exceeded my expectations -- daily! You are there for me each day without fail. So, I am taking this opportunity to tell you what you mean to me.

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Amazon Spotlight -- "How Do I Love Thee?" thanks to Elizabeth Barrett Browning 

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"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death."
--Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Elizabeth Barrett Browning: Selected Poems

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For thee art a powerhouse as well!

Amazon.com, Inc. () is an American-based multinational electronic commerce company. Headquartered in Seattle, Washington, it is America's largest online retailer, with nearly three times the Internet sales revenue of the runner up, Staples, Inc.http://www.internetretailer.com/top500/list.asp

Jeff Bezos founded Amazon.com, Inc. in 1994 and launched it online in 1995. It started as an online bookstore, but soon diversified to product lines of VHS, DVD, music CDs and MP3s, computer software, video games, electronics, apparel, furniture, food, toys, and so on. Amazon has established separate websites in Canada, the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Japan, and China. It also provides international shipping to certain countries for some of its products.

On January 15, 2009, a survey published by Verdict Research found that Amazon was the UK's favorite music and video retailer, and came third in overall retail rankings.

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Thou doth protest too much!

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