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Gracie's Life Lesson #591...
Expect to get weird looks from the drugstore cashier when you purchase the following: laxatives, a travel pillow, and dental floss. ;-)
Love,
~Gracie
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Imagine Peace 3.5" Button
Imagine text, a bit skewed, since imagination is never a straight line, especially when leaning toward dreams and passion. Includes a peace symbol at the end of (or, in some cases, behind) the text, implying "Imagine Peace."
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Yes We Can! 3.5" Button (10 pack)
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I Heart Hillary 3.5" Button (10 pack)
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YMMV Black Cap
It used to be just for car commercials, but we've incorporated YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary) into our everyday speech, especially online when voicing opinions and best practices. Sort of a CYA phrase!
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Don't TASE Me, Bro! Blue Bumper sticker
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Memory Full Button
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I Drink Your Milkshake! Sticker (Bumper)
The latest pop culture phrase to hit, "I Drink Your Milkshake!" can mean any number of things and that's what makes it so great...you can tailor it to any meaning you want!
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I Don't Have OCD Tile Coaster
Part of the madness of OCD is endless counting (usually in patterns or multiples). Also we love to deny we even HAVE it, which makes "I Don't Have OCD" ...five times, irony at its finest.
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Sofa King 3.5" Button
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Peace Love Coffee Large Mug
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I'm Not Stubborn... Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
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