A Vivisection of We the People
This lens is a combination of my site, American Angst, (where I make fun of the silliness of life ...and celebrities) AND my store on Cafepress where I have consistently been a TopShopkeepers over the last few years. I will be highlighting products from my store (including bestsellers, new items, items I love and worked hard on that I am conVINCED you SHOULD know about), will soon be offering information on an affiliate program so you can make money from selling my products, too. Finally, I will be sharing information on other items that I love (from other stores) that I can't live without (and/or without SHARING). It's called OCD + Type A. Revel in my psychosis, won'tcha?
Gracie's Life Lesson #591...
Expect to get weird looks from the drugstore cashier when you purchase the following: laxatives, a travel pillow, and dental floss. ;-)
Love,
~Gracie
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Humor = Strength. Products for Cancer Survivors
We donate 10% of all profits to cancer research (we've already donated several thousand dollars).
We have tens of thousands of products available and a full store with many more Cancer Survival products (samples shown below) for you and your loved ones. We hope you'll never need them.
Cancer Sucks 2.25" Button
There's no happy spin to put on it...cancer sucks. But at least with a product like this you can fight it with humor. Laughter truly is the best medicine (well...among the free ones anyway!)
Price: 9.75
I Support My Sister Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Support the women in your life who are battling this insidious disease with an I Support My Sister product. 10% of all profits donated to cancer research.
Price: 24.99
My Maternity Shop at CafePress
Products for the Expectant Mother & ALL of her Family & Friends
Knocked Up Maternity Dark T-Shirt
Why be delicate about the condition when so few people are mindful of YOUR feelings with all the questions and touching and whatnot? Proudly wear your status with a Knocked Up product!
Price: 31.99
No no NO! SHE Eats for Two! Mousepad
No, No, No! SHE Eats for Two! is a joke regarding the many men who develop (sometimes LONG before the pregnancy) "sympathy" tummies of their own!
Price: 18.99
My Political Shop on CafePress
Everything you'll need to support your political candidate for the 2008 presidential run (and beyond)!
We have products for ALL 2008 presidential election candidates, funny quotes on products, yard signs, big buttons, and much much more (and for *each* political party!)
Imagine Peace 3.5" Button
Imagine text, a bit skewed, since imagination is never a straight line, especially when leaning toward dreams and passion. Includes a peace symbol at the end of (or, in some cases, behind) the text, implying "Imagine Peace."
Price: 10.49
Yes We Can! 3.5" Button (10 pack)
It's a well-known phrase used to imply any number of things, including ensuring a candidate is elected, change occurs, that goals are accomplished. The sky's the limit with a "Yes We Can!" product!
Price: 27.99
No You Can't! Yard Sign
I believe in giving BOTH sides the floor! Regardless of what you believe, you can rest assured there will always be a pithy quote to accompany your belief system and/or campaign quotes! That's why we created "No, You Can't!" products!
Price: 22.99
Obama 08 Oh Yeah! Greeting Cards (Pk of 20)
Support your candidate with an "Obama 08 Oh Yeah!" product, which features a sketch-like image of Barack Obama waving, flag background, and retro bubble font text.
Price: 31.99
I Heart Hillary 3.5" Button (10 pack)
Show support for your chosen Democratic candidate in the 2008 presidential election with an "I Heart Hillary" product!
Price: 27.99
My Pop Culture Shop on CafePress
YMMV Black Cap
It used to be just for car commercials, but we've incorporated YMMV (Your Mileage May Vary) into our everyday speech, especially online when voicing opinions and best practices. Sort of a CYA phrase!
Price: 21.99
Don't TASE Me, Bro! Blue Bumper sticker
It's the scream heard 'round the world! Free Speech martyrs everywhere unite with "Don't TASE Me, Bro!" products!
Price: 10.99
Memory Full Button
Memory Full is a cute take on a common term. This implies that you're either older or so damned brilliant that...your Memory is Full. Great gift idea for the geek (or geezer, or braniac!) in the family!
Price: 9.75
I Drink Your Milkshake! Sticker (Bumper)
The latest pop culture phrase to hit, "I Drink Your Milkshake!" can mean any number of things and that's what makes it so great...you can tailor it to any meaning you want!
Price: 10.99
Visit South Carolina..Such As Greeting Cards (Pk o
It's a sad state of affairs when education fails...and when people can't find the US on a map because, well, some people don't HAVE maps. Sound off against ignorance with a "Visit South Carolina. Take a left at The Iraq then straight on to Such As" product.
Price: 22.99
My Humor Shop at CafePress
Get Yer Funny On!
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I Don't Have A.D.D. - Shiny 3.5" Button
Are you (or a loved one) easily distracted? Going from room to room, task to task? Me too! Which is why "I Don't Have A.D.D., I'm perfectly focu...ooOOooh! Shiny!" products are so perfect for us!
Price: 10.49
I Don't Have OCD Tile Coaster
Part of the madness of OCD is endless counting (usually in patterns or multiples). Also we love to deny we even HAVE it, which makes "I Don't Have OCD" ...five times, irony at its finest.
Price: 12.50
Sofa King 3.5" Button
"I Am Sofa King We Todd Did" is actually pretty funny. Get people to read it, exactly as written, OUT LOUD. It's hilarious listening to people sound it out when they have NO idea what they're saying.
Price: 10.49
Peace Love Coffee Large Mug
What more is there to say? It's what we all want: Peace Love Coffee!
Price: 19.99
I'm Not Stubborn... Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
Everyone ought to know the truth...that you = genius. For those minions who are either confused or not "In the Know," make it clear: "I'm Not Stubborn, My Way is Just Better."
Price: 22.99
Items I've recently bought from Amazon
Bigelow Vanilla Chai Tea, Tea Bags, 20-Count Boxes (Pack of 12)
Amazon Price: $27.43 (as of 07/26/2008)
Archipelago Botanicals Pomegranate Hand Crème - 4.8 oz
Amazon Price: $25.00 (as of 07/26/2008)
The Godfather DVD Collection (The Godfather/ The Godfather - Part II/ The Godfather - Part III)
Amazon Price: $36.99 (as of 07/26/2008)
Heroes - Season One
Amazon Price: $48.99 (as of 07/26/2008)
Black 12V Triple Car Cigarette Cigar Charger Adapter
Amazon Price: $2.99 (as of 07/26/2008)
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