Animal Jokes for Kids
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Animal Jokes for Kids
A joke is a story with a humorous twist, it can come in the form of a short story or a question and usually comes with a punch line. A punchline will usually end the sentence and make it humorous.
A joke differs from a Riddle, in that a riddle needs the input of another person, usually someone clever to guess or anticipate the answer. With a joke, this is not necessary.
We all like a good joke that causes a chuckle and a laugh.
Many of the best jokes are animal jokes. I loved them as a kid and love them now.
I hope they bring you laughter.
Presented by Bejeezers
Updated 26 May 2012 am
Contents at a Glance
Wrinkly Elephant
WHY ARE ELEPHANTS WRINKLED?
- Have you ever tried to iron one!
This stories got legs
WHAT IS WORSE THAT AN ALLIGATOR WITH TOOTHACHE?
- A Centipede with athletes footl
Fishy day
WHAT DAY DO FISH HATE?
- Fry day!
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Itchy story
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FLEA AND A WOLF?
- One preys on the hairy, the other howls on the prairiel
Playing in the jungle
WHY IS IT HARD TO WIN AT CARDS IN THE JUNGLE?
- Because there are too many Cheetah's!
Sting in the tail
WHAT DOES A QUEEN BEE DO WHEN SHE BURPS?
- She issues a royal pardonl
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Animal breakdown
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FROG'S CAR BREAKS DOWN?
- He gets Toad away!
An Icy story
WHY ARE IGLOOS ROUND?
- So that Polar Bears cannot hide in the cornersl
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Cool......
WHY IS A POLAR BEAR CHEAP TO KEEP?
- Because it lives on ice!
A little tipple....
WHAT IS A BEARS FAVOURITE DRINK?
- Koka - Koala !
A little birdy.....
WHAT DO YOU CALL A VERY RUDE BIRD?
- A Mockingbird !
An old story....
WHAT DO YOU CALL A VERY OLD ANT?
- An Antique!
Far flung.......
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT CAN JUMP A LONG WAY?
- A Catapult !
Smart talk.....
WHAT IS SMARTER THAN A TALKING BIRD?
- A Spelling Bee !
Food for thought....
WHY DID THE ROBIN GO TO THE LIBRARY?
- To find bookworms !
Doggy story.....
WHAT DID THE DOG CHASE HIS OWN TAIL?
- He was trying to make ends meet !
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I hope that you have enjoyed this lense
Your comments are always welcome,
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tinamahan
Mar 22, 2012 @ 7:45 pm | delete
- My favorite was the dog chasing it's tail. Thank you for sharing your funny lens. Have a great weekend!
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davespeed
Mar 18, 2012 @ 8:35 pm | delete
- Terrific jokes! I am a substitute teacher and will be telling these to my students.
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celebrate
Feb 12, 2012 @ 7:04 pm | delete
- My 9 year old son is going to LOVE your lens.
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