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Lyrics to the hilarious parody of Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

What Beyonce did for single ladies, comic Anita Renfroe brings to the menopause set. In "All the Wrinkled Ladies' Anita boldly makes a case for less-than-tight-skin accompanied by a variety of dancers. Be comfortable in your own skin as you enjoy the wrinkles. So, put on your black leotard and spanx, take a deep breath, and sing along with All The Wrinkled Ladies!

Anita Renfroe sings "All The Wrinkled Ladies"

(Our apologies to Beyoncé)

And here are the lyrics...

By Anita Renfroe | © Bluebonnet Hills Music/BMI

All the Wrinkled ladies by Anita Renfroe

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES
ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES
ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES
ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES
Now put your hands up
Up to the tub, I just woke up
I'm doing my own little thing

I decided to dip, I can't bust a hip
Cause I getta keep a girl healthy
My towel falls off, I see myself
Can't help but pay attention
No need for tears, I've lived my years
I don't care what you see.

Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,
Can't fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it
Don't be mad when you see your skin don't fit
Can't hide it so you gotta make peace with it.
woah oh oh oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh oh oh

I got lines on my lips, Spanx on my hips
and a jar of under eye cream
I'm acting up, in my underwire cup
And I don't care what my kids think!

I need no permission, did I mention
it's too late for wrinkle prevention
Now it's my turn, and I finally learned
to love every wrinkle I see

Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,
Can't fight it with a glob of Vaseline in it
Don't be mad when you see your skin don't fit
Can't hide it so you gotta make peace with it.
woah oh oh oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh oh oh

Don't treat me with the creams of this world
No lipo for this girl, my thighs are what I prefer
what I deserve is a pair of jeans that will fit on me
and deliver me to a destiny of a no self conscious soul

These wrinkles mean I'm grown
Keep living and one day you'll grow
some wrinkles of your own

Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,
Can't fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it
Don't be mad when you see your skin don't fit
Can't hide it so you gotta make peace with it.

woah oh oh oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh oh oh

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES!

Watch Anita at home

Anita Renfroe "Momisms" Video

What a mom says in 24 hours

See the lyrics to the Mom Song, too!

CLICK HERE TO READ THE MOMSENSE LYRICS

Anita Renfroe's viral video of what a Mom says to her children in a 24 minutes....all wrapped up in about 3 minutes.

"Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head..."

Read the rest of the lyrics here