Answer Me Jesus

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He'll answer all your questions!

I was at Spencer Gifts and I saw the Answer Me Jesus (tm) for $5.  Where else can you get answers to life's most challenging questions for only $5!  So I took it home.

The first question I asked was, "Jesus, will I ever find a man who deserves me?"  The answer came, "I still love you."

I think that's a no.  If the reply had been "we'll see" I REALLY know it would have been a no because I know what that means!  I asked again and got "no chance in He--."  Darn it.
 

 

(Please note, this is just a toy, not a bash on religion!  "For fun and prophet!") 

Ask Jesus 

Ask Jesus a question. As I receive your question, I'll create a new module just for your question and Jesus's answer. Go ahead, what would you like to know?

Alban wrote...

Very funny, thanks. And he does answer all my questions. I only have to listen.

ReplyPosted May 15, 2008

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ReplyPosted November 20, 2007

You asked, Jesus answered! 

Career advice

Sandy asks:
Will I always be a waitress?

Jesus Says: It is not righteous

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Love and marriage

Sandy asks:
Will I ever meet and marry a good man?

Jesus Says: yes

Finally! A definite answer!

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Should I change jobs?

Elgiva Anne asks:
Lord Im have two options for my work, either I continue to work in the same firm under different conditions or I work in ACL.

Jesus Says: Wait for a sign.

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What is pudding?

Kate asks:
Is pudding an amorphous solid or a viscous liquid?

Jesus Says: It is not righteous

So now that we know what it ISN'T...

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