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He'll answer all your questions!
I was at Spencer Gifts and I saw the Answer Me Jesus (tm) for $5. Where else can you get answers to life's most challenging questions for only $5! So I took it home.
The first question I asked was, "Jesus, will I ever find a man who deserves me?" The answer came, "I still love you."
I think that's a no. If the reply had been "we'll see" I REALLY know it would have been a no because I know what that means! I asked again and got "no chance in He--." Darn it.
(Please note, this is just a toy, not a bash on religion! "For fun and prophet!")
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Ask Jesus a question. As I receive your question, I'll create a new module just for your question and Jesus's answer. Go ahead, what would you like to know?
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- Alban Alban May 15, 2008 @ 1:36 am
- Very funny, thanks. And he does answer all my questions. I only have to listen.
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- pop99 pop99 Nov 20, 2007 @ 9:27 pm
- LOL! I've never seen an Answer Me Jesus but I want one! This online "Fate Ball" is worth checking out: http://www.ifate.com/fateball.html
You asked, Jesus answered!
Sandy asks:
Will I always be a waitress?
Jesus Says: It is not righteous
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Love and marriage
Sandy asks:
Will I ever meet and marry a good man?
Jesus Says: yes
Finally! A definite answer!
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Should I change jobs?
Elgiva Anne asks:
Lord Im have two options for my work, either I continue to work in the same firm under different conditions or I work in ACL.
Jesus Says: Wait for a sign.
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What is pudding?
Kate asks:
Is pudding an amorphous solid or a viscous liquid?
Jesus Says: It is not righteous
So now that we know what it ISN'T...
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