Anti-Valentine's Day Celebration

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February 14th Is Back Again...







Are you a Valentine's Day hater?

Does cupid make you cringe?

Do hearts and flowers make you want to gag?

Is it so bad that you almost want to turn down chocolate because it came in a heart-shaped box with a sickeningly cute little doily?

Join the movement....




The Anti-Valentine's Day Movement 



Anti-Valentine's Day is a movement that has begun gaining some popularity. It's not entirely new, as there have always been people who either refused to celebrate Valentine's Day, or spent the day in some act of Valentine's Day protest, however in the last decade it has been gaining momentum.

While some people are off gazing into each other's eyes over fancy dinners and champaign toasts, other people are home watching watching any movie that does not celebrate love, listening to angry music, or joining with friends for Anti-Valentine's Day gatherings.

Why Some People Hate Valentine's Day


- people who've had a recent ugly break-up or crushing heartbreak and are jaded about love

- disgruntled singles sick of couples being nauseatingly happy

- happy singles who are offended by the notion that they need to be involved in a romance to feel "fulfilled"

- people who hate frilly things and the color pink in general, and have a low mush tolerance

- people offended by the gross commercialization of love and romance by the greeting card, floral, candy and stuffed animal industry>

- couples who refuse to fall into conventional traps and feed into consumerism, and resent feeling pressured to celebrate their feelings for eachother in an extravagant way

- people who respect real love and committment; but are fed up with the fairy-tale, media-perpetuated unrealistic concept of "love" and all the misery this illusion causes.

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Anti-Valentine's Day Handbook 

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Learn which movies are best for a night alone (Love Stinks). Identify signs that a date isn't going well ("HELP ME" written in his mashed potatoes). Discover why having a date can be worse than not (four words: better looking ex-girlfriend).

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Anti-Valentine's Day Ideas 

How to Host and Anti-Valentine's Day Party


You can just spend the night home, bitter and alone. You can protest fancy dinners and eat chili straight from the can with a fork. You can boycott candy and eat only salty snacks. You can watch movies in which love ends in tragedy and despair, hoping they will make you feel better.

But why spend your Anti-Valentine's Day alone? Anti-Valentines day is much more fun when you spend it with friends.

Consider hosting an Anti-Valentine's Day party, or a small, informaly gatherings with other Anti-Valentine's Day friends.

Guest List
Only people who hate Valentine's Day (at least this year) are allowed. It doesn't matter if they are embittered singles angry at being reminded of how alone they are, or if they are nursing broken hearts, or if they just hate the idea of romantic love and all the pink frills that come with it-- they must be down on the traditional ideas of Valentine's Day-- mushiness, expensive gifts, and the courtley, romantic love that has been the source of human misery since it was popularized in the Middle Ages through literature.

You may wish to ban couples, however if you choose not to discriminate, lay some firm ground rules:
- they are not to say "I love you" to each other even once through the evening
- no open displays of affection or longing gazes
- no gifts for each other, unless they are Anti-Valentine's Day merchandise
- to gain enterance, each must utter a complaint about the other; if everything's too perfect about their beloved, kick 'em to the curb.

Decorations
- hang black, upside-down hearts, or hearts with big slashes through them.

- Disperse dead flowers or black roses about the room.

- Nothing red or pink. Remove the offensive color from the area. No stuffed animals.

- hang cupids or stuffed animals from nooses.

- hang black crepe or balloons

Food
- get or make some nice Valentine's Day heart cookies. Break 'em. Serve them on a platter

- Nice, plain, square or rectangular chocolate

- comfort foods-- pizza, mac & cheese, french fries. Nothing fancy

- No red or pink drinks

Anti-Valentine's Day Mood Music 

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Music for Your Anti-Valentine's Day Party 

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Love is like a rose...

It dies in a few days.

Anti-Valentine's Activities 

- make out an Anti-Valentine's Day card to send to your ex.

- have a bonfire (outdoors, in a safe fire pit) and burn old Valentine's Day cards and romance novels

- Scribble on the covers of romance novels and romance movie cases (or photocopies of them) with markers, giving the people blackened teeth, glasses, and handlebar mustaches

- If with a group, share bad date stories

- Hang pictures of your "ex's" or of cupid on a bulletin board or dart board, and throw darts at it. Have a contest.

- Listen to angry or anti-love songs, such as "Love Stinks" or "I Will Survive." Sing and dance your heart out.

- Watch anti-love or Anti-Valentine's Day movies

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Duel: Chime In with your opinion 

What do you think of the Anti-Valentine's Day movement?

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It's horrible! Why attack a day set aside for celebrating love? If anything, we need more love in this world. Can't people find another day to be rebellious, cynical and pessemistic?

rockycha says:

Any day that celebrates smooching works for me! :)

Margo_Arrowsmith says:

lol I am pretty neutral on both

This holiday, with all the unhealthy notions about love, and all the pressure it puts on a person's love life, has been a source of human misery for too long-- it's time to take back Feb. 14th.

JaiJai S says:

granted, valentines day is shit, but honestly whats fun about ANTI-valentines, its still reminding people that they are single or valentines day haters and in a way your still celebrating valentines day, just in a hating kind of way.
its a pile of shit, both valentines and ANTI-valentines. what is so special about 14th February, if someone truly loves someone else then they will celebrate their love everyday if the year not just on the one day!
plus i hate mushy stuff and i hate pda and people being lovey-dovey makes me gag!!

branwyn says:

I am going on a date w/ my husband on that night but only cuz our babysitters (the in-laws) are in town Feb 14. I got my husband a Munchkin boardgame (kill monsters, grab the treasure, stab your buddy)! I hate that my friends single feel depressed on St Val's Day and REALLY hate pink!!

Hana says:

I'm all for the anti-valentines day. For all those singles who are sick of being depressed on Valentines day, its a good time to get together with other such sick singles and have fun being cynical and pessimistic about love!

 

I'll ask you out after Valentine's Day...

It'll be cheaper that way.

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screw V-day sign: ticklemepinke at photobucket
you shouldn't have sign: GoBucks37 at photobucket
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heart with "no" sign: sabatharan at photobucket
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