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Love Stinks! Love Hurts! And Valentine's Day Rubs it in!

Oh St. Valentine...You devil you. Who knew that an ancient martyr would lead to the second highest card sending holiday?

Well for those out there who aren't in the mood for chocolate, hearts and flowers, and are really sick of the supper sappy love songs that accompany this day, then this lens is for you!

No Sappy T-Shirts Here

One Bad Relationship Away Women's Pink T-Shirt

Dating bringing you down? Finding more frogs than princes? Starting to think you will become the next crazy cat lady? Have some fun with the "I am one bad relationship away from owning 30 cats" line.

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Define "Single" Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

So what is the real definition of single anyhow? What's wrong with playing the field a little? Hey, this makes it more honest, right? Besides, who really defines a monogamous relationship?

Price: $19.99 Buy Now

Women Who Seek To Be Equal to Magnet

Why seek to simply be equal? Why not exceed all expectations? Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Be proud of being a woman!

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An Erection Does Not Count As Women's Dark T-Shirt

Know a man who's trying to improve himself? Remind him that "An Erection Does Not Count As Personal Growth"

Price: $28.99 Buy Now

Geek Magnet Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Do geeks seek you out like you are the newest video game system? Do they follow you around? Sweet talk you in binary? If you are a Geek Magnet, be proud!

Price: $22.99 Buy Now

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Table for 1 this Feb. 14th? It's ok, there are plenty of non-sappy anti-love songs out there that will keep you from the sugar shock of Cupid's day.

Are you a lover or a fighter?

So, what do you really think? Is Valentine's Day a commercial, money grubbing holiday designed to suck the life, soul and money out of innocent bystanders and make singles feel terrible? Or are people who don't like Valentine's Day horrible, bitter, angry people who wouldn't know romance if it bit them on the butt?

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Down with Valentine's Day - Down with Cupid!

Jean says:

It's just a waste of time really. Who needs to find their perfect love match anyway? You don't need that to be happy, as long as you have friends, and a family that loves you then who cares about your soul mate right? Life is good without all this drama.

Tori says:

Valentines day has got to be the stupidest idea IN THE WORLD.

I love love! Don't be bitter! Cupid's arrow will find you!

 

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It doesn't matter if you are looking for your one true love, or the Right Now person - we've got you covered!
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Lyric's Lib!

Create Your Own Anti-Love Song

Just not finding anything here to fulfill your dislike of the heart filled holiday? Create a new version of a popular song with Lyrics Lib....just like the Mad Libs we loved as kids.

Love Horoscopes

Just to be sure.....

Well, you can see if it's written in the stars....check out your love horoscope for fun.

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Anti Valentine's Day Forums, News, and Articles :: Anti Valentine's Day Forums
Anti Valentine's Day Forums, News, and Articles Forum
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Lie or love is evil is an anti-valentines day page as well as a general love hate page. publish your anti-love stores / ideas here!
Be My Anti-Valentine : TreeHugger
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For single people everywhere. Sick to the teeth of all this mushy, commercialized cheap red and pink tack you're seeing in the shops? Not looking forward to February 14th?
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