VALENTINE SCHMALENTINES! or WHY I HATE VALENTINE DAY

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Why I hate Valentine Day

Valentines Schmalentines! I know Hallmark didn't invent the holiday, but I seriously doubt that female serfs in the Middle Ages expected their honeys to come back from a day of bundling twigs together or whatever they did in February with a bunch of shitty stuffed animals and chocolate, an unimaginative bunch of roses and a card with an impersonal message pre-printed inside and then take them out for a romantic night of drinking ale at the local tavern. I just think Hallmark and other card and candy companies probably saw an existing tradition as a way to sell a bunch of crap and they try to make everyone feel guilty if they don't fall for it. Sort of like deBeers. I don't get the obsession with diamond rings, either. They're just rocks.

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