McDonald's Arch Deluxe

Ranked #46,115 in Food & Cooking, #1,397,378 overall

Arch Deluxe - A Sandwich For Adults

The year was 1996. The internet was booming, the Yankees were finally coming out of hibernation, and McDonald's was trying to change the world with its new hamburger: the Arch Deluxe.

The Arch Deluxe wasn't just a heavily-salted beef patty topped with all sorts of fatty sauces and crammed into a bun. It was all those things, but it also had "fancy" ketchup. The Arch Deluxe was made with a quarter pound patty, hickory-smoked bacon, lettuce, ketchup, a tomato slice, american cheese, spanish onions, a secret sauce (mustard and mayo, there the secret is ruined), and a "homestyle" bakery bun.

The major downside of the Arch Deluxe was its price tag of $79.95 and the fact that it had approxiamately 37,000 calories -- enough to take down Roseanne Barr or a full-grown African grey elephant. Unlike Roseanne, the Arch Deluxe can no longer be found at your local McDonald's.

This is a picture of Roseanne Barr

It says "To Wendy". I can only assume the rest of the message is threat to steal all of the items off her dollar menu.
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This is what McDonald's looked like the day the Arch Deluxe was introduced

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And this is what Ronald looked like the day Nell Carter died

McDonald's stock dropped 75% that day
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McDonald's Arch Deluxe TV Commercial

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If I had a 12-year-old Arch Deluxe sandwich, I'd sell it on eBay

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