McDonald's Arch Deluxe

The year was 1996. The internet was booming, the Yankees were finally coming out of hibernation, and McDonald's was trying to change the world with its new hamburger: the Arch Deluxe.

The Arch Deluxe wasn't just a heavily-salted beef patty topped with all sorts of fatty sauces and crammed into a bun. It was all those things, but it also had "fancy" ketchup. The Arch Deluxe was made with a quarter pound patty, hickory-smoked bacon, lettuce, ketchup, a tomato slice, american cheese, spanish onions, a secret sauce (mustard and mayo, there the secret is ruined), and a "homestyle" bakery bun.

The major downside of the Arch Deluxe was its price tag of $79.95 and the fact that it had approxiamately 37,000 calories -- enough to take down Roseanne Barr or a full-grown African grey elephant. Unlike Roseanne, the Arch Deluxe can no longer be found at your local McDonald's.