Get Dressed Archie McPhee-Style!

Didn't like what you saw in the bathroom mirror this AM? Slap on some facial hair! Just the thing for quick disguises or a slow day at the office.

Bendable Party Mustache
Say goodbye to tiny combs and tubes of mustache wax!

Lip Service
Change your mustache like you change your socks! This collection of stylish mustaches allows you to have a dashing new look each day of the week.

Pencil Thin Mustaches
No other facial hair mixes the slightly creepy with the ultra chic quite like the Pencil

Rock Star Sideburns
These two bushy sideburns will announce to the world that you are, indeed, ready to rock!

Cowboy Boot Sideburns
These two cheek toupees are just like the luscious and thick sideburns worn by true cowboys.

Somewhere in a box in my house is a VHS video tape with part of an NBC-era David Letterman show on it. The guest that night was Pee Wee Herman. This was pre-PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE days. Letterman would have him on, and Pee Wee would just go off like a wind-up toy.

So Pee Wee was talking about what kids could do for fun, and he says, well if your mom or dad is really fat, you can play with big underpants. He pulls out a pair like this, hooks the waistband over the top of his head, stretches them down to hook the other side of the waistband down around his butt, with his arms coming out the leg holes and proceeds to walk around in this half crouch, wearing this pair of giant underpants and going "aaaahhhhh!"

I suggest you kids try that one at larger family gatherings. Like when everyone is at the Thanksgiving table, in mid-dinner. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and just come back in doing the Pee Wee Big Underpants Thing. Guaranteed to get a reaction!

World's Largest Underpants
These 100% cotton, size 98-100 underpants stretch the definition of briefs.

If there's one thing that Archie McPhee's can take care of, it's your pirate needs! They've got tons of pirate booty, along with hats, t-shirts and more!

Pirate Apron
This saucy Pirate Apron will have you plundering the pantry and swabbing the kitchen counters in no time.

Calico Jack's Pirate Flag
These nylon pirate flags are smaller versions of the flags that flew above the ships of some of the most notorious pirates to ever sail the seas.

Dashboard Pirate
Each hard vinyl skull sits on a metal spring with an adhesive base so it can gently rock to and fro like a pirate ship at sea.

Pirate Canvas Bag
Pack all your precious pirate loot inside this handy satchel.

Pirate Grog Mugs
Each set comes with four different 4-1/2" tall ceramic mugs featuring images from authentic pirate flags!

Or check out ALL the Pirate booty!