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The Arse Mathematica Awards

I just had the urge to award some of the ignorant and pompous educators and administrators who fan the fires of misconceptions about what math is and how to teach it.

As you may know, "ars mathematica" means "the art of mathematics" in Latin.

On the other hand, you certainly know what "arse" means, and hence the play on words. Silly, I know, but appropriate.

Vote for the Website about the Biggest Arse ... 

Each site is about some idiot who misuses math for evil, or just out of plain stupidity. (Oops, I'd better watch it, or this site may win!)

The Math Mojo Chronicles ยป Karl Rove’s Math for Dummies

This is the first, and it's going to be hard to top. It's about the evildoer, Karl Rove, and his dastardly misuse of math. (But he gets it in the end...0 points

Who Invented The Abacus

Lately, Abacus mental math has taken some of these Asian nations by storm.0 points

Helpful Math Links 

MathMojo Homepage
Learn easy and fun ways do math without stress. Math can be fun and meaningful.
This is my main website. It was conceived to help people who think they suck at math. There are lots of mental math tips, and encouragement for people who know they are smart, yet have struggled to learn math.
The MathMojo Chronicles
The official weblog of MathMojo.com. Critical thinking about math and critical thinking.
Irreverant, but relevant!
Learn2multiply
An amazing method to learn the "tables", and an amazing way to teach it. If you know someone who needs help with basic multiplication, <i>this is it</i>.
http://squidoo.com/multiplication
Math-Magic
The skinny on how to use thinking methods of magicians to learn something useful, and fun.
Forget those silly "add your age to the number of coins in your pocket, divide by 5, multiply by ... etc" tricks.
This is about using magic to accomplish something that means something!
Why You Suck at Math
Get over your fear of math! Your only problems with math should be on paper!
Multiplication
Multiplication (or at least the way they teach it with "the tables") is one of the first great traumas in most childrens' mathematical education.
But it doesn't have to be that way at all.
Pimp my Math
I'll be listing lots of tips, tricks and links for ways to make your life easier in math class, or in real life.

Know an arse? 

If you have any suggestions or stories about bad math teachers, or worse, bad administration policies towards math ed, let me know in the comments section.

Caution: Do not libel or flame anyone here, please. Keep it to the facts.

Please don't mention the "No Child Left Behind" act. There is no arse big enough for that. Besides, they have thoughtfully and appropriately already included a synonym for arse in the title of the bill. Nomen est Omen.

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Homunculus

About Homunculus

Hi,

My name is Brian Foley (a.k.a. "Professor Homunculus" at the mathmojo.com site).

I am not a "math guy" and never was. I don't care about the school subject of math. I never passed math in school. Only a fluke kept me from not getting a high-school diploma because of failing math in all grades but one (geometry - had a great teacher) all my life.

It's a long story, but I learned about all the math I know through magic books when I was in my thirties. OK, since then I've read other math books, but they haven't been textbooks and they sure as hell haven't been those touchy-feely idiot math books with consumer brand names in them.

I've done magic in Europe for 18 years, and in the States for about 20 years. I'm from New York state. From Brooklyn, to Lawn Giland, to the Upper Catskills, where my heart is.

I was a street magician (before David Blaine was born, I believe), a corporate magician, and now I'm a math magician, among other things.

The immediate mission is to take away the stigma and fear of math that many people (especially Americans) have.

I hope to do it with books and lectures, and my websites, MathMojo.com and The MathMojo Chronicles.

My interest is you, because the more people feel comfortable with the beauty, wonder and magic of math, the more people feel comfortable with life, logic, and critical thinking.

That basically means less people feeling rotten about their minds, themselves, and life in general.

It means less people making idiotic decisions, like thinking they are not smart enough to learn math well.

Everyone can.

You can.

Let's go!

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