Stupid Is As Stupid Does ... Or Says.

So let's see some ways to convey the sheer vapidness of the terminally dense, shall we?

The below made me chuckle out loud and make a mental note to use these before I die. :)

*** She's just got a few 'roos loose in the top paddock, eh?

*** Can't pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel.

*** Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

*** Richard Cranium (okay maybe that's not exactly saying that they are stupid, but if they don't GET what you just called them - then it fits. LOL!)

*** An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

* Receiver is off the hook.

* A few clowns short of a circus.

* Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

* Forgot to pay her brain bill.

* If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

* Several nuts short of a full pouch.

* A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

* Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

* His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

* A few beers short of a six-pack.

* Slinky's kinked.

* Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

* Dummerana boxarocks

* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

* Skylight leaks a little.

* One taco short of a combination plate.

* A few feathers short of a whole duck.

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

* Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

* The cheese slid off his cracker.

* No grain in the silo.

* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

* Her sewing machine's out of thread.

* He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

* Too much yardage between the goal posts.

* Sharp as a bowling ball.

* As smart as bait.

* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

* Chimney's clogged.

* All foam, no beer.

* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

* Surfing in Nebraska.

* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

* The lights are on, but nobody's home.

* 24 cents short of a quarter.