Dunkel the Uberhound

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Move over you canines of inferior nature and make way for Dunkel the Uberhound!  Don't be fooled by my reclined appearence - I'm terror on squirrels and lizards and such.

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Introducing... Dunkel the Uberhound! 

Who're you calling, "Pumpkin"?

Rescued from certain cagedom at the Tri County Humane Society in Boca Raton, FL, where I was born, I now spend much of my time protecting my family and home from the perils of neighborhood cats, birds, squirrels, lizards, and the occasional kite. It's the kites you gotta keep your eye on.

Things You Should Know About Dunkel 

  • As my long tube-like body would suggest, I'm part Dachshund. As such, my owners thought nothing but a suitable German name would do. Struck by the inspiration that only a bottle of dark German beer can provide, they named me "Dunkel", which means "Dark" in German.
  • I'm a merciless squeaker. No squeaker too big, no squeaker too small. Have toy, will squeak.
  • I am much too clever for the TV animals. I will one day catch them. Every last one of them.
  • Talking should not be reserved for people. I have many things to say and will say them if I please.

This Charming Man 

You draw more flies with honey....totally stylish honey.

You like my collar? It's very mod. I'm not afraid to be stylish. Lack of style is for the weak.

If I were you, I'd go ahead and get one just like it. Don't let the name fool you, Trixie and Peanut know how to dress a man.

Obey the Dachshund! 

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