Ass Whisperer Gear ~ Do you know Jack?

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Great stuff for your ass-loving friends!

I'm so jealous. Why didn't I think of it?

ASS WHISPERER GEAR

This is a great, funny idea, and sure to be a smash hit.

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my NEW favorite!! 

How it all started:

Ass Whisperer Gear is the creation of Jerry and Cheryl Johnson, of Jstone Corporation.

One day, Jerry was sharing the great news with his vet about placing in a recent dressage competition above Warmblood sport horses with his "half ass" mule. It was quite an achievement, worthy of a little recognition (okay, maybe he was bragging).

The vet responded, "You're not the horse whisperer, you're the Ass Whisperer." And the concept was born.

Jerry and Cheryl came up with a really cool ass character to complement the witty double entendres, and "Jack" became a sensation.

Ass Whisperer Slideshow

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Meet the Ass Whisperer!

You can meet the Ass Whisperer yourself -- live in person -- just like I did in March!

April 10-13, 2008
Equine Affaire
Ohio Expo Center
Columbus, Ohio
www.equineaffaire.com

April 18-20, 2008
Midwest Horse Fair
Madison, Wisconsin

July 11-13, 2008
Equine Extravaganza
Raleigh, North Carolina
www.equineextravaganza.com

He's a neat guy with a great sense of humor, and you won't be able to walk away without finding an Ass Whisperer item that is all you.

Watch the News and Events page for more appearances.

“Got a Big Ass
Problem?
Talk to the
Ass Whisperer!”

this ass wants some scratchin' 

Stuff on my Donkey

Or, donkeys on my stuff.

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here's a real lazy ass 

Nice Asses!

Vote for the best Ass!

Which is your favorite? Bump those Asses up to the top.

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ass-hunter

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ass-fish

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What does your Ass think of all this?

How about that Ass?

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It rocks! My favorite Ass-ism:

tandemonimom says:

Gotta go with Ass Backward. Too funny!

AllHorses says:

I wore my Ass-in-Nine shirt to work yesterday.

animal_lover79 says:

I have to agree that Ass Backwards is hysterical. These ass-isms are great!

AllHorses says:

There are some great NEW designs on the site ... will be adding them very soon!

LOVE the Bad Ass Hunter art -- the "deer trees" are the perfect touch!!

The_Homeopath says:

OMG - Ass Backwards is Hillarious!

Wow, this stuff sucks.

 
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hard-workin' ass 

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Donkeys on eBay

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really wild asses! 

Wild Ass Books and Movies

Growing up Wild: Happy Hoofers

Amazon Price: $2.96 (as of 02/18/2012)Buy Now

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one really outstanding ass 

Here's $50 for your ass!

Ass Whisperer Design Contest

I'm in for $50, I just know it!

Enter the Ass Whisperer Contest for your chance to win $50 worth of Ass Whisperer Gear.

Here are a few ideas that YOU CAN'T USE because I already submitted them:
  • Cover Your Ass
  • My Ass is Up a Creek Without a Paddle
  • Kiss My Ass
  • That Chaps My Ass
  • Fat Ass
  • Dumb Ass
  • My Ass is Sweet
  • Do You Like My Ass?
  • Bad Ass
  • Haulin' Ass


(Some time since I posted this idea list, there appeared a new Bad Ass design on the site ... w00t!)

one real shaggy ass 

The Ass You Save May Be Your Own!

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