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A Collection of Funny Atheist Billboards

Recently, the Atheist Bus campaign in NZ finally got the legal go ahead to put up signs in Auckland, Christchurch and Wellington. This inspired me to search the internet to find all the other awesome, clever, amusing, tired, overly obvious and pun-filled atheist billboards.

And as a favour to all you impressionables out there, I have gathered them in one place, to safely hide away and avoid! Don't look at the nasty corrupt pictures. Don't hover over them to read what I said. Don't follow any of the links, read about the Atheist Bus campaign, learn about the Invisible Pink Unicorn or add you own contributions. Because the Invisible White Guy says so.

demotivational posters - ATHEISTS
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But what if I want to worship all gods instead? Does that make me super-religious? Do they cancel out? Does it make people who only worship one god more or less religious?

The Atheist Bus Campaign

The signs are nigh - coming to a bus near you!

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NZ Atheist Bus Campaign

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JustGiving - Atheist Bus Campaign

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Really, Really, Really Inoffensive Atheist Billboards | Friendly Atheist

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Absolutely! Avoid those nasty sweatshop labels - Adidas, we're looking at you. Uniforms! UNIFORMS FOR ALL CHILDREN!

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It barks incessantly and leaves pews everywhere

THIS IS YOUR GOD NOW. BE AFRAID
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Apparently the Bible is the best selling novel of all time. What can I say? Violence and sex sells.
We're just talking humans here right? Because if we're going to include naked mole rats and herring, this billboard is going to need to be a lot bigger to fit in the number.
....unless they're paid REALLY well and have a parachute.

"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense."

-- Chapman Cohen

I want a double decker. And balloons. My very own, eternal, unpoppable, balloons. Also *worries* should my milk have that bitter taste?

Deities Almost Awesome Enough To Make You Believe In Them

And other Atheistic Links

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having more...4 points

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Why Won't God Heal Amputees?

The most important question that we can ask about more...2 points

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Skeptic's Annotated Bible / Quran / Book of Mormon

The King James Version of the Bible presented from more...1 point

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The Invisible Pink Unicorn Goddess

The "believers" famous sayings about fai more...0 points

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Secular Web Library: Essays on Atheism, Agnosticism, Naturalism, Skepticism, and Secularism

The Secular Web includes the world's largest libra more...0 points

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The Onion - America's Finest News Source

The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is an awa more...0 points

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Money, power and motivation will come in handy, though.
The two sentences are unconnected. You can tell by the way they float emptily in a cloudy sky. I wonder what kind of clouds those are...?
Desire = Sex. Sex = Bad. Bad = Satan. Religious people = the Devil. Perfectly logical.

T-Shirts Are Just Bilboards With Legs

Buy a gift for your local vicar

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Albert Einstein had a big brain and understood many-lots of numbers. Ergo he is always right. Always. Although i must admit, a reward is a good motivator...
Not alone. Never alone. God is your constant companion. Oh wait, sorry, I mean Death. Death is your constant companion. Especially if you've read too much Pratchett

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Wait. I've seen this before. OH NO IT'S REPEATING. SOON THERE WILL BE MILLIONS OF THIS BILLBOARD. MILLIONS I TELL YOU. And then we can build houses and boats out of them and sail away.
... *is disturbed*
Evolve. Evolve. Evolviate. Everminate. Germinate. Exterimate. Oh wait, no that's Daleks. Mechanical not biological. My mistake.

More Walking Billboards!

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But - but I work weekends!
You'd think we'd have done a better job of it...
I can't find the original for this one. Still looking though.

News Articles and Videos

Coverage of the Atheist Advertisment Campaigns

Finally, a postive atheism advertisement!
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Not saying anything. NOT SAYING ANYTHING. It would just be too easy.
God is shorter than I expected.

Skeptical Atheist LolCats!

Because I couldn't resist - they're not billboards but they're just as good!

I Stepped Out Of A Supernova And So Did You

Religion has become the reality we cannot face.

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Got a Good Idea for a Billboard of Your Own? Say It to His face.

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Lego version of Thor, the Norse God of Thunder; image by Flickr user Dunechaser, used under a Creative Commons license.

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DAMN! CAN'T KILL SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

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The Atheist Billboards Are Taking Over the Internet!

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Atheists “Marching” to New Orleans for 71st Annual American Humanist ...
The New Orleans Secular Humanist Association, the local chapter of the AHA, will also be running a billboard ad near the Superdome welcoming conference attendees to town. The streetcar ad will run through June 28. The highway billboard will run June ...
Atheist Group Bungles Billboard, But The Bible is Still Stupid, They Say
By Josh Dulaney Tue., May 22 2012 at 8:30 AM The so-called "brights" -- a funny term many skeptics and atheists have given themselves -- know when to take their medicine. A new billboard put up by the Backyard Skeptics at the American Legion parking ...
Atheists goof on billboard
Orange County's Backyard Skeptics (BYS) is probably one of the most active atheist groups in California if not the country, at least when it comes to putting up billboards. Their latest, which went up on May 6 on Beach Blvd and Bolsa Ave in Midway City ...
Billboard sends out call for atheists to shed fear
By Abe Levy In a city founded by friars and named for a saint, a prominent billboard unveiled Tuesday proclaims that it's OK to be an atheist in San Antonio. ?Don't believe in God? Join the club,? the billboard reassures eastbound commuters on ...
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  • Moonbeam973 May 25, 2012 @ 10:48 am | delete
    Great lens - thanks for making me smile : )
  • Trevor. R. Apr 9, 2012 @ 12:58 am | delete
    And as Dangerous Dan the daredevil once said: "Whatever you're scared of - you have to inter connect with it and become buddies with it. Pals"
  • orange3 Apr 1, 2012 @ 2:17 pm | delete
    Thanks for the laugh!
    Great lens :)
  • JustOneGuy Mar 11, 2012 @ 9:30 am | delete
    Hey, good lens. Yeah, I have an idea for a billboard. I'd like to see a cartoon that shows us ripping the concepts of Passion, Worship, Exultation, Goodness and Morality out of the talons of god-based religions and restoring them to the hands of Man (gender neutral).
    I do think that Atheist make one mistake: equating a belief in a god with a religion. I'm an atheist but I don't make that mistake. I consider a religion to be a meeting place for people with similar ideas and values where the symbols of these things are shared with each other. It doesn't have to be god-based. And it doesn't have to be based upon blind-faith of any kind. The argument of religious people is that "scientists" behave very much like religious people but with a different kind of faith at the bottom of their worldviews. Can Reason be a basis for faith? I suppose it could be in the sense that we have faith in our ability to understand existence.
    Sorry, didn't mean to babble so much. I just have so much to say.
  • JasontheBeaver Mar 7, 2012 @ 6:47 pm | delete
    Excellent lens!
  • girlfriendfactory Feb 18, 2012 @ 2:11 pm | delete
    These are so funny! I wish they had them in the south but I don't think they read until they actually walk into the church so it would be futile to have them outside. Certainly getting a Flyby Winging from this SquidAngel and it can be found with the other blessed lenses for today at Have Wings Will Bless! Do you think I'll be struck down for that? rofl

    They may call me an aimless wanderer, but not all who wander are aimless and I'm glad my wings directed me to wander over to this bit of awesomeness! ~Ren
  • mihgasper Feb 16, 2012 @ 6:10 pm | delete
    Love your humor. Thumbs up!
  • TenPoundTenor Feb 15, 2012 @ 9:19 pm | delete
    Great lens. I wish some of these billboards would show up where I live
  • Edutopia Jan 30, 2012 @ 1:01 am | delete
    These are some pretty funny billboards that help bring a little levity into an ultimately pretty serious situation.
  • moonlitta Dec 4, 2011 @ 12:38 pm | delete
    I pray that few more people get to agree with Einstein on his point:)
  • yano_jl Nov 17, 2011 @ 4:53 pm | delete
    Funny and awesome lens.
  • Tipi Nov 1, 2011 @ 10:28 am | delete
    Glad I stopped by, because this is very funny! Thanks for sharing some humor, I love it.
  • davespeed Oct 8, 2011 @ 2:06 am | delete
    A great lens! Loved all of the billboards. The one wishing Mithas a happy birthday really made me smile.
  • Lija_Rasa Sep 21, 2011 @ 11:59 pm | delete
    Fantastic lens, loved the wit and the pictures.
  • gaytheist555 Jul 22, 2011 @ 8:57 pm | delete
    A Really nice collection of billboards.
  • karmicchristian Jun 26, 2011 @ 12:23 pm | delete
    Atheists are closer to God than the religious joke keepers! (IMO - When you believe in nothing - you are closer to realize 'the' thing, which is Infinity!)
  • yourgoldenfuture Mar 18, 2011 @ 10:14 am | delete
    very good arguments...but still believe in God...
  • the777group Jan 23, 2011 @ 5:33 am | delete
    Billboard Heaven!
  • Let the light shine through me! Dec 9, 2010 @ 10:48 am | delete
    All you atheist say it's a myth then prove the Bible is wrong. Put your brain where your mouth is and PROVE THE BIBLE isn't truth and documentation. Those true atheist that set out to disprove the Bible have become some of the strongest Christians! I challenge you!!! I have faith that you cannot read God's word nor study it and still be a atheist!!!
  • Flynn_the_Cat Dec 9, 2010 @ 11:05 am | delete
    *pets you gently*

    I grew up reading the bible. I thought it was an entertaining collection of myths - I was about ten before I found out that there were still primitive cultures of people who took it seriously.
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