Custom Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards

Valentine's Day Cards

Typical V-day Cards. No Surprises.

I Love You Cards.

Both these cards include a very popular Chinese Love Quote.

"When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you...
When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."


See other Valentine's Day Cards Below.




These are just a few samples. See entire collection here.

Valentine Day Card by other Zazzle Members.

Funny Valentines Day Cards from the Simpson

The Simpson Valentines Day cards. Let's be Friends and I Choo-Choo-Choose you!

- Greeting Cards


- Postcards


Lets bee Friends

Funny & Slightly Offensive Valentine's Day Cars

S.A.D. Cards and Make me a Sandwich Cards. LOL

Inside Flap reads "Whatever B**ch! Make me a sandwich. This quote can also be customized or edited and you can enter your own quotation for the inside flap. Go to product page for more info.

Make me a Sandwich Cards.



Other cover designs.


These are just a few sample, click here to see more.


Single Awareness Day Cards.





Honey Badger Don't Care about V-Day!

Fill in the blank

I'm too lazy. How about you type in your own V-day greetings?

These are just cards with a decorated cover and empty spacings on the inside cover. All you do is type in your own greetings. How neat is that?

Valentine's Day Coffee Mug

Cards are nice, but a coffee mug, you can actually use!

These mugs also have matching coasters. Too bad you have to buy them separately. And they aint cheap!






Don't forget to visit my store to see entire collection of Vday gifts. From iPhone cases, cards and shoes!.

Valentine's Day Pendents & Key Chains

Click here to see all collection of pendants and necklaces.

Valentine's Day Pendents




Valentine's Day Key Chains.