Aviator Gifts

Please, don't wake the Pilot!

Are passengers constantly interrupting your nap time? Piloting can be a stressful job. Let others know that you don't appreciate interruptions when napping in the cockpit. This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Pilot".



Arguing with the Pilot may be ineffective!

Tired of arguing with others? Feel like you're going in circles with some people? This humorous design includes the words "NOTICE. Arguing with the Pilot may be ineffective!"

Wearing this t-shirt, or using a water bottle with this design, lets everyone know that arguing is just going to be a waste of time.


Not looking for shirts?
These designs are available on a large variety of products, including mugs, water bottles, thermos bottles, and ceramic travel mugs. Gifts with attitude that pilots can actually use!





Don't make me turn this plane around!

Humorous design for pilots that includes the words "Don't make me turn this plane around!"

Be one with the Aircraft!

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "Be one with the Aircraft!"

This design makes a great gift for a student pilot just learning to fly.

Aviation - Feel the POWER!

This t-shirt design features the words "Aviation - Feel the POWER!"

Be the Aircraft!

This aviation t-shirt design features the words "Be the Aircraft!"

It's not enough to operate the aircraft, to become a truly great aviator, you must Be the Aircraft.

Be one with the Yoke!

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "Be one with the Yoke!"

Aviation - Rule over the Sky!

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "Aviation - Rule over the Sky!"

Aviation - Live the Dream!

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "Aviation - Live the Dream!"

As youth, many of us dreamed of aircraft and flying. Those who have made careers in the field are truly "Living the Dream"!

So when did the first pilot take to the skies? Is it possible that aviation has existed much longer then generally believed? Recently discovered ancient verses might provide important clues.

Let there be Aviators

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "Let there be aviators, to rule the space between the Earth and the Heavens. - Genesis 1:38"

Let there be Aviators, to Rule over the Sky

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "Let there be aviators, to rule the sky. - Genesis 1:39"

Aircraft are complicated machines and can be dangerous if operated incorrectly. Naturally, warning labels, designed to ensure safe operation, abound in modern aircraft. But what about the pilots? Surely ground crews and passengers should be warned about dangerous pilots. The following pilot t-shirts will help correct this long standing oversight!

Do not Feed the Pilots

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "NOTICE - For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Pilots!"

The domesticated pilot can be just as dangerous as a wild animal. Never approach them with food in hand.

Do not Feed the Aviators

This t-shirt design features the words "NOTICE - For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Aviators!"

An overworked aviator, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Approaching them with food in hand can be extremely dangerous.

Beware of the Aviators

This Aviator t-shirt design features the words "Beware of the Aviators - Owner assumes no responsibility"

An overworked aviator can be more dangerous than an angry dog! Protect yourself from expensive lawsuits by displaying this design. Remember, you can be held liable if your aviator bites a customer or an assistant!

This attention getting design makes a great gift idea for an aviator with a sense of humor!

Attacks by unruly pilots are all too common at our nations airports. These designs, available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, prints and mugs are a great way to warn innocent civilians!


The "Beware of the Aviators" design, like most designs featured on this page, is available on over eighty products. Need a water bottle, thermos, or mug? Those are available.

Rule over the machines!

Mechanic t-shirt design features the words - "Rule over the machines!"

T-shirts and mugs with this design make great gifts for an aviation mechanic student.

Be the Wrench!

Mechanic t-shirt design features the words - "Be the Wrench!"

To truly master the mechanics trade, it's not enough to simply use the wrench, you must become the wrench.



Mechanic - Back Off! Give me some room to work.

Mechanic t-shirt design features the words - "Mechanic - Back Off! Give me some room to work.".

Are people interrupting your workday with trivialities? This design is a great gift idea for a mechanic who just wants to get the job done!



Disgruntled Mechanic

Do you know a mechanic who can be hard to get along with? Preferably one with a good sense of humor? This mechanic t-shirt design features the words - "Mechanic" and "Disgruntled".



Master of the Machines!

This mechanic t-shirt design features the words - "Master of the Machines!"



Please, don't wake the Mechanic!

Are interruptions interfering with your nap time? Fixing things can be a stressful job. Let others know that you don't appreciate interruptions when napping in the shop. This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Mechanic".

Remember, waking a sleeping mechanic can be dangerous for all involved!



Arguing with the Mechanic may be ineffective!
Tired of arguing with others? Feel like you're going in circles with some people? This humorous design includes the words "NOTICE. Arguing with the Mechanic may be ineffective!"

Wearing a t-shirt, or using a coffee mug with this design, lets everyone know that arguing is just going to be a waste of time.


Looking for something other than shirts?
These designs are also available on other products, including water bottles, thermos bottles, and coffee mugs. Gifts with attitude that mechanics can actually use around the hanger!

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Most of my aviation designs are also available on Zazzle. Zazzle allows customers to customize their products. In other words, a customer could select a mug or t-shirt with one of these designs on one side, and could supply a graphic or text of their choosing, to put on the reverse side of the product. This sometimes works good for gift giving, allowing you to personalize the gift.

Customization can also prove beneficial to small companies looking to acquire promotional or motivational items. The company logo or marketing message can be printed on the product along with the existing design.

Zazzle also offers discounts for bulk purchases. A great benefit if you plan on buying gifts for everyone in the company, or promotional gifts for a large number of customers.

View all aviation designs at my Zazzle store.

Please Note: The following images only show one style of mug. On the Zazzle site, you can select any of several mug styles, including two-tone mugs, steins, travel mugs, and a frosted glass mug. Customizable t-shirts and other products are also available.

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