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Baby Think It over

Ever seen those wonder devils at school? You know what I'm talking about : Electronic Babies.

Yeah, they're a real "bundle of joy" but here's how to take care of one easily.

How to 

take care of the little devil...

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Short Version
Rule 1: E-babies don't need clothes(especially if they're in the way of the beeper)
Rule 2: If the beeper won't beep when you put it in, try again. Don't assume it's one of those non-beeping events
Rule 3: There is only one non-beeping event-when the baby cries for a second, stops, then cries again. You can tell if he/she's already stopped crying by the time you actually put the beeper in. Rocking it should cure that.
Rule 4: The baby coos when you've done what it wants

Guidelines

1:Put the beeper
2: Press the bottle against the mouth and if it starts slurping you found what it wanted (it feeds for approx 20 minutes and will very likely start crying again, if so it's most likely step 4)
3:To change the diaper, just pull off the velcro. If it stops crying, put the velcro of the other diaper. Now you can finish changing the diaper for real without any stress
4. Rock it. If you can hear a click when you rock it (try this in a quiet room), then you're rocking hard enough(it means you're hearing the motion sensor).This can take 10 to 40 minutes



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Learn about babies on Amazon 

What to Expect the First Year, Second Ed

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On Becoming Baby Wise: Giving Your Infant the Gift of Nighttime Sleep (On Becoming. . .)

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The Expectant Father: Facts, Tips and Advice for Dads-to-Be, Second Edition

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Tips 

  1. Clothes are useless
  2. Keep the baby on a pillow so the head can't move. Use that pillow along with the baby anytime you move around.
  3. If you can pick, try to pick a weekend when you can stay home. That way the baby never really has to move at all.

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