Bachelor Party T-shirts and Party Fun

1. Golf - Treat the groom to be to 18 holes. After golf take a limo to his favorite restaurant for dinner.

2. Ball Game - Take him to see his favorite sports team! Have a tailgate party, or beers at Hooters before or after the game.

3. Whitewater Rafting Excursions - For the adventurous groom.

4. Skydiving - For the daring groom.

5. Strippers and Bar Crawls - For the wild groom.

6. Toga Party - Get out those sheets and rope! Have everyone dress in togos for your night out on the town!

7. Retro 80's or Disco 70's Theme - Dressing up for a bachelor party is all part of the fun.

8. Cattle Wrangling - From simple day trips to all-inclusive adventure weekends!

9. Scavenger Hunt - Send the groom on a wild goose chase (in the bar or all over town).

10. Christmas Time - If your party is around Christmas, have the groom dress as santa and the groomsmen as elves or santas helpers.

11. Mardi Gras Madness - Dress up in mardi Gras costumes and have the goom-to-be and groomsmen wear Mardi Gras beads and see who can get the most women to flash for the beads.

12. Las Vegas Party - Plan a trip to Las Vegas or a Vegas theme party with poker tables and sexy waitresses.

13. Food Party or BBQ - A beer-and-bratwurst party, chili cook-off, or ultimate barbeque feast is a great way to indulge in delicious food and celebrate the groom-to-be with his favorite foods.

14. Ante Up Party - Have the party at a racetrack or casino.

15. Paint Ball - Go commando style and take the guys for a paint ball war.

Print out this Bachelor Oath of Secrecy and include it in the invitation or have all the men sign before the evening starts!

BACHELOR OATH OF SECRECY

In the Contract/Oath below, you must adhere to all guidelines and procedures in a strict fashion. When the document refers to the Bachelor, he will be the one who is the poor soul about to be incarcerated for the next 60 years with the same woman! The guys consisting of the Bachelor party are described as Bachelor Brethren and are the ones who should make the Bachelor's party a success by following the regulations below! Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories.

I _____________________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of ______________, 2009 in celebration of ___________________'s Bachelor party; I will abide by the following rules and regulations:

1) I will not, in any way, take pictures with people of the opposite sex, those who look female and may have had a sex change or any animals while the Bachelor party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make me exiled from the party.

2) I will act like I am five and promote immature behavior the whole weekend, including loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot purchased by the Brethren for group or bachelor consumption.

3) I will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If I am a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, I am excused from drinking but must still promote animalistic behavior.

4) I will back up my fellow-Bachelor Brethren and always provide wingman-ship, even if it means hanging with an ugly fat bearded lady for a few hours!

5) A Bachelor Brethren who has too much alcohol or has poor taste and is speaking with fat, ugly chicks for more than one minute must be escorted back to the group of Bachelor Brethren for protection and to save himself from embarrassment (which would have possibly occurred the following morning).

6) I must embarrass the Bachelor at least once per hour. Embarrassment can only take the form of attracting attention toward the poor soul getting married, and includes but is not limited to, finding women to help in doing body shots with the Bachelor, making the bachelor sing to women, dressing the bachelor up in silly clothes like prison attire, hand-cuffing the Bachelor to a blow up doll and any other creative behavior!

7) In case of the emergency of a bachelor brethren needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that I make sure one Bachelor Brethren goes with the other Brethren In Need (BIN).

8) It is my responsibility to commute to a more exciting atmosphere when group energy is dwindling. I must interact with other bachelor brethren to form a plan in moving to a more exciting environment.

9) I will not, at any time, think of work-related matters. If work does consume my mind, I will forfeit party status and be seen as an outcast by the bachelor brethren.

10) Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, "What happens at the Bachelor party STAYS at the Bachelor party!"

(Signature of Bachelor Brother)_______________________________________ Date_________________

(Signature of Best Man) ____________________________________________ Date__________________

Advice for the Bachelor (poor soul) about marriage:

The classic idea of a bachelor party with a hired stripper or lap dancer is not always the best choice for many grooms...or their soon-to-be wives. While some men do prefer this type of entertainment, others feel uncomfortable because the implied notions of temptation and infidelity these events can encourage are contrary to the upcoming wedding vows. If a stripper will be featured at the party, remember these important tips to make certain the groom and his guests are comfortable and enjoy the event:

Never force physical contact onto anyone, nor encourage a dancer to do so. Let the guest of honor decide how far the fun goes.

Avoid wisecracks and disparaging comments about a groom who doesn't want to participate in the activity.

Have alternative ideas available if the entertainment does not go as planned

Design also available on mugs, hats, buttons, stickers, aprons and more!
Note To Self by TeeZazzle

Groom (Brides Bitch) by TeeZazzle


Game Over by TeeZazzle

1. Pizza and Beer (enjoy a manly night of guzzling brews and scarfing down pizzas)

2. Roast the Groom (round up the guys and build a "throne" for the groom..and have at him!)

3. BBQ (burgers and beer!)

4. Bowling (divide into teams and have the losers buy pitchers of beer)

5. Karaoke (dont forget your video camera!)

According to Assylum and AOL News, the best city in the U.S. for a bachelor party is:



Las Vegas 68%
New Orleans 11%
Miami 9%
New York 8%
Chicago 3%
Los Angeles 2%

Bachelor Party Drinking Crew by TeeZazzle


Groom"s Crew by TeeZazzle

Bachelor Party Activities
Traditionally, bachelor parties often include,
Drinking
Smoking cigars
Pranks and practical jokes
Gambling
Hiring a stripper or escort

A bachelor party can either take place at the host's home or at a favorite local bar or casino. However, bachelor parties should be "guys only" events. So, make sure the wives and girlfriends are otherwise occupied if you decide to have the party at someone's home.

Bachelor Party Tips
Whether your party is an informal gathering or a large and rowdy celebration, its best to plan months in advance. Here are a few tips to remember when planning....

A bachelor party is traditionally organized by the best man or the groom-to-be's male sibling.

The groom-to-be should not pay for any activities associated with the bachelor party.

It's a good idea to discuss finances before the party starts so all guests know how much they will be expected to pay.

Don't hold the party the night before the wedding, especially if you're planning on making alcohol a large part of the event.

Think twice before planning activities that might lead to injury. Bachelor parties are not the best places to try skydiving for the first time. You don't want the groom to show up at the ceremony with a broken arm!

Be Safe! Use a designated driver or rent hotel rooms for your party guests.

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