Really Bad Song Lyrics

• "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys
  Am I original?
  Yeah
  Am I the only one?
  Yeah
  Am I sexual?
  Yeah

  Am I repulsive?
  Yeah



• "Hangin' Tough" by New Kids on the Block
  Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance.
  Just get on the floor and do the New Kids dance.
  Don't worry 'bout nothing 'cause it won't take long.
  We're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song,
  'Cause you gotta be
  Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
  We're rough.

  No, you're not.



• "Pop" by *NSYNC
  Sick and tired of hearing
  All these people talk about
  What's the deal with this pop life
  And when is it gonna fade out
  The thing you got to realize
  What we doing is not a trend
  We got the gift of melody
  We gonna bring it till the end

  Or at least until JT kicks us to the curb.



• "Popcorn Love" by New Edition
  Ah... "P" is for her personality
  I said the "O" is for originality
  And the other "P" is for the perfect love she gives to me
  The "C" is just 'cause she loves me
  And the "O" means she's the only love I got
  And the "R" and the "N", our love will never end

  Pop-corny



• "Sure" by Take That
  Holdin', squeezin', touchin', teasin',
  Wantin', wishin', waitin', thinkin',
  Of you love, yeah yeah
  Blindin', groovin', feel it, move it,
  Findin', breathin', bracin', breedin',
  With you girl

  Retchin', runnin', gettin' a restrainin' order



• "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd
  'Cause you and I both know tricks are for kids
  So get the Don Perignon outta the fridge
  I wanna do the first thing that comes to mind
  'Cause on a scale of one to ten
  No question you're a dime
  I'm attracted to ya 'cause you give me love
  And sweetheart, Color Me Badd
  Is gonna sex you up

You can spell it any way you want. You're still dorkks.

(Don't get me wrong. I like Gord as much as the next girl.)

• "I Am, I Said" by Neil Diamond
  "I am," I said
  To no one there,
  And no one heard at all,
  Not even the chair.

  "I hear you, Neil," replied the coffee table.




• "25 Or 6 To 4" by Chicago
  Staring blindly into space
  Getting up to splash my face
  Wanting just to stay awake
  Wondering how much I can take
  Should I try to do some more
  25 or 6 to 4

  25, definitely. Thanks for asking.




• "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow
  I've been alive forever,
  And I wrote the very first song.
  I put the words and the melodies together.
  I am music, and I write the songs.

  Barry, this song was written by Bruce Johnston, and you know it.




• "We Built This City" by Starship
  Marconi plays the mamba
  Listen to the radio
  Don't you remember
  We built this city
  We built this city on rock and roll

  And then we polluted it with this crap.




• "Mmmbop" by Hanson
  Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
  You can plant any one of those
  Keep planting to find out which one grows
  It's a secret no one knows

  Plant them all. In my ears. Please.




• "Still Fighting It" by Ben Folds
  Good morning, son.
  I am a bird
  Wearing a brown polyester shirt.
  You want a Coke?
  Maybe some fries?
  The roast beef combo's only $9.95.

  Um, ok...