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1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic (by 1 person)   Your rating: 1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic

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T-Shirts for Babies with Attitude

 

Looking for the perfect gift for a bad ass baby? These rude humor shirts from T-Shirt Hell are loved by biker babies, punk rocker babies and dirty mouthed baby comedians with an adult sense of humor.

All shirts available in sizes 6 Months, 12 Months, 18 Months and 2T- 6T plus adult sizes too, click for details!

All Daddy Wanted was a Blowjob 

ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOWJOBALL MOMMY WANTED WAS A BACKRUB
THEY SHAKE ME!
I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS

Playground Pimp 

I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKINGHUNG LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD
I SPENT 9 MONTHS IN THE HOLE
PLAYGROUND PIMP

Daddy's Lil Squirt 

F!#K THE MILK, WHERE'S THE WHISKEY TITS?!ARE YOU MY DADDY?
I TORE MOMMY A NEW ONEDADDY'S LIL' SQUIRT

New Homer Simpson Quotes 

Baby Hell T-Shirts 

RETARDED REPUBLICAN BABIES FOR PALIN 08KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAPSBABY (NOT MIDGET) DO NOT TOSS
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY

Cuter than Baby Jesus 

CRAPPED MY PANTS... TOOK A NAP... SUCKED ON SOME TITTIES... HOW WAS YOUR DAY?I'M THIS MANY
BABY (NOT MIDGET) DO NOT TOSS
CUTER THAN BABY JESUS

Practice Safe Sucks 

POOPING IN PROGRESSMY OTHER CAR SEAT IS IN A PORSCHE
I CAN'T EVEN WALK YET AND I ALREADY HATE THE YANKEES
PRACTICE SAFE SUCKS

Daily GapingVoid Cartoon 

 

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