Allow me to introduce myself ... I am the most discriminating cat in Jaguar Julie's household!
"Yes, my name is Bandit the Cat and I am the most discriminating cat in Jaguar Julie's household. I've recently not been quite myself as you see Jaguar Julie took over the management of a colony of feral cats.
I'm particularly peeved that she's not let me romp on the patio like I'm used to because she's taking care of those cats that have been spayed. That's OK, I showed her ... I've been barfing, peeing and pooping on her new rug! Oh, BTW, beware of imposters claiming to be Bandit the Cat!"
This is me!
Rebuttal :: by Jaguar Julie, Bandit the Cat's owner
Bandit is actually fairly high-strung! I don't know about the discriminating business unless you call his pickiness for food, where he sleeps, etc. We've given Bandit a good home for the past 7 years. What we did was to spoil him in that he got used to being the king of the house.
Now that I'm taking care of 'homeless' cats; i.e., the colony of feral cats, he's gotten jealous of all the attention. Nothing else has changed; we still give him plenty of TLC, but NOOOO ... it's not good enough for him!
Today I picked him up from the vets ... according to her diagnosis, he is anxious and is perhaps having anxiety or panic attacks over the new carpeting we put down. OR, over all the attention being given to the feral cats??? OR, he has irritable bowel syndrome.
Look at my vet bill -- I'm a pretty special cat don'tcha know!
I am a Tabby cat ...
BUT, I'm not just some common mackerel tabby, with the classic "M" on my forehead!
A tabby cat is a cat with a distinctive coat that features stripes, dots, or swirling patterns. Tabbies are sometimes erroneously assumed to be a breed of cat.A Tribute to Tabby Cats in all Their Manifestations. About.com:Cats. Retrieved on January 31 2008 In fact, the tabby pattern is a naturally occurring feature that may be the original colouration of the domestic cat's distant ancestors. Tabby colour is found in many breeds of cat, as well as among the general 'moggy' (mixed-breed or mongrel) population. When cats are allowed to breed randomly, the colouration of the population tends toward brown mackerel tabbies with green eyes, leading geneticists to believe that this is the common wild phenotype of the domestic cat. The tabby usually has an "M" mark on its forehead.
The word comes from French tabis, which was earlier atabis, and in medieval Latin attabi. The initial origin of the word seems to be from the Attabiyah section of Baghdad where a type of striped silk was made that was later used to describe cats.
I don't like it when my owners shut the patio door!
Get a load of Harley! Glad this guy found a home.
Oh NO! Not again ...
Hmmm, this doesn't look like the last trap ...
Let's see, do I go in here ???
Or, maybe I go in here ???
Yikes, I've had about enough of these guys already!
I've had enough already with all those other cats!
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Country Club Cats
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Country club cats are those four-legged cats as in a feral cat colony that has overtaken the neighborhood where I live. For the most part, our country club cats are quite social and are relatively well-behaved. We have stepped up to do our part with...
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Jaguar Julie Wild Kingdom
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Ah, a cornucopia -- hey monkeybrain, that's a fancy word for lensography -- of Jaguar Julie's wild kingdom of lenses. You'll find a downright plethora of interesting critters from country club cats to coatimundi! Armadillos, lemurs, opossums, and wea...
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First Coast No More Homeless Pets -- Jacksonville, FL
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Jacksonville, Florida is blessed to have First Coast No More Homeless Pets FCNMHP, a non-profit 501(c)3 corporation. This organization is now working hand-in-hand with the City of Jacksonville, Animal Care and Control, and the Jacksonville Humane Soc...
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I AM Jaguar Julie -- A Cat Lady
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The name of Jaguar Julie is explained in one of my lenses--actually my first Squidoo lens--but there is more to my catlike moniker than just the Jacksonville Jaguars and an online brand! All the women in my family have always been more than active c...
Hmmm, more cats???
I predict there will be more BPP ...
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Tigger the Cat -- Country Club Cat
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"Hi, my name is Tigger the Cat and I am the youngest and most spunky cat in Jaguar Julie's household! You've probably already met Bandit and Precious -- they've been around a while and are OK for the most part for older cats! I'm just the kid don'tc...
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Precious the Cat -- Country Club Cat
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"Hello, my name is Precious the Cat and I am the most POLITE cat in Jaguar Julie's household. You may have already met Bandit who thinks he's the most discriminating cat in the house, but that's a guy for ya! He's got no manners, what with all the ba...
Show your support for FCNMHP ...
The mission of First Coast No More Homeless Pets (FCNMHP) is to eliminate the killing of dogs and cats in our community through free and low-cost spay and neuter programs.
Let's do a little cat rapping ...
Are you a hot female domestic cat? Drop me a line ... if you are a feral cat, I'm pretty occupied at the moment!
annetteghallowell wrote...
Bandit is great! Perhaps my cats would like to be famous! 5* for the cat publicity!
Posted August 24, 2008
mulberry wrote...
Hilarious! I have two "adopted" (as in someone left them on the side of the road) males. Love 'em to death.
Posted July 08, 2008
KimGiancaterino wrote...
I can relate to the new rug woes. Our feline friends do know how to get the attention they require!
Posted June 03, 2008
Wow, my owner Jaguar Julie is pretty popular ...
- Squidoo meets Alltop and becomes Squidoorati ...
- It was about the same time that I was launching my own business, Jaguar Julie Designs. Back to Alltop: I've been hearing lots about Alltop from Guy's tweets on Twitter. Today, I read a fellow blogger and lensmaster MiMi aka GrowWear ...
- Topicability: In the 'pink' literally :: read all about it ...
- Jaguar Julie: Jacksonville, FL: Squidoo :: giant squid 100, squid angel, squidoo activist, lens of the day 3x, lensmaster, and groupmaster. Webmaster, trendspotter, and style fashionista. Fortune 500 marketing experience with skills in ...
- Tipigal is following Jaguar Julie
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BTW, beware of cat imposters posing as Bandit the cat!
These are NOT me!
Why not get a Havahart cat trap? These work great!
Oh, I'm feeling better since Jaguar Julie reduced my competition ...
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The visiting cats love to check these out.
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