Allow me to introduce myself ... I am Bandit the Cat, the most discriminating cat in Jaguar Julie's household!
"Yes, my name is Bandit the Cat and I am the most discriminating cat in Jaguar Julie's household. I've recently not been quite myself as you see Jaguar Julie took over the management of a colony of feral cats.
I'm particularly peeved that she's not let me romp on the patio like I'm used to because she's taking care of those cats that have been spayed. That's OK, I showed her ... I've been barfing, peeing and pooping on her new rug! Oh, BTW, beware of imposters claiming to be Bandit the Cat!"
This is me -- Bandit the Cat!
Rebuttal :: by Jaguar Julie, Bandit the Cat's owner
Bandit is actually fairly high-strung! I don't know about the discriminating business unless you call his pickiness for food, where he sleeps, etc. We've given Bandit a good home for the past 7 years. What we did was to spoil him in that he got used to being the king of the house.
Now that I'm taking care of 'homeless' cats; i.e., the colony of feral cats, he's gotten jealous of all the attention. Nothing else has changed; we still give him plenty of TLC, but NOOOO ... it's not good enough for him!
Today I picked him up from the vets ... according to her diagnosis, he is anxious and is perhaps having anxiety or panic attacks over the new carpeting we put down. OR, over all the attention being given to the feral cats??? OR, he has irritable bowel syndrome.
Look at my vet bill -- I'm a pretty special cat don'tcha know!
I am a Tabby cat ...
BUT, I'm not just some common mackerel tabby, with the classic "M" on my forehead!
The tabby cat has a distinctive coat that features stripes, dots, or swirling patterns, usually together with an "M" mark on its forehead. Tabbies are sometimes erroneously assumed to be a breed of cat.A Tribute to Tabby Cats in all Their Manifestations. About.com:Cats. Retrieved on January 31, 2008 In fact, the tabby pattern is found in many breeds of cat, as well as among the general mixed-breed or mongrel population. The tabby pattern is a naturally occurring feature that may be related to the coloration of the domestic cat's distant ancestor, the African Wildcat.
I don't like it when my owners shut the patio door!
Get a load of Harley! Glad this guy found a home.
Oh NO! Not again ...
Hmmm, this doesn't look like the last trap ...
Let's see, do I go in here ???
Or, maybe I go in here ???
Yikes, I've had about enough of these guys already!
I've had enough already with all those other cats!
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I AM Jaguar Julie -- A Cat Lady
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The name of Jaguar Julie is explained in one of my lenses--actually my first Squidoo lens--but there is more to my catlike moniker than just the Jacksonville Jaguars and an online brand! All the women in my family have always been more than active c...
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First Coast No More Homeless Pets in Jacksonville, FL
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Jacksonville, Florida is blessed to have First Coast No More Homeless Pets FCNMHP, a non-profit 501(c)3 corporation. This organization is now working hand-in-hand with the City of Jacksonville, Animal Care and Control, and the Jacksonville Humane Soc...
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Jaguar Julie Wild Kingdom
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Ah, a cornucopia -- hey monkeybrain, that's a fancy word for lensography -- of Jaguar Julie's wild kingdom of lenses. You'll find a downright plethora of interesting critters from country club cats to coatimundi! Armadillos, lemurs, opossums, and wea...
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Country Club Cats
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Country club cats are those four-legged cats as in a feral cat colony that has overtaken the neighborhood where I live. For the most part, our country club cats are quite social and are relatively well-behaved -- after all what else would you expect...
Hmmm, more cats???
I predict there will be more BPP ...
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Precious the Cat -- Country Club Cat
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"Hello, my name is Precious the Cat and I am the most POLITE cat in Jaguar Julie's household. You may have already met Bandit who thinks he's the most discriminating cat in the house, but that's a guy for ya! He's got no manners, what with all the ba...
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Tigger the Cat -- Country Club Cat
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"Hi, my name is Tigger the Cat and I am the youngest and most spunky of all the country club cats in Jaguar Julie's household! You've probably already met Bandit and Precious -- they've been around a while and are OK for the most part for older cats!...
Show your support for FCNMHP ...
The mission of First Coast No More Homeless Pets (FCNMHP) is to eliminate the killing of dogs and cats in our community through free and low-cost spay and neuter programs.
Let's do a little cat rapping ...
Are you a hot female domestic cat? Drop me a line ... if you are a feral cat, I'm pretty occupied at the moment!
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- Ladymermaid Ladymermaid Sep 13, 2009 @ 11:49 am
- Beautiful lens........I love cats. But rats my new man doesn't ........soooooo should I lose the man so I can get a cat or keep the man and go catless.........tough call. Looking at kitty images really helps me feel like I have a kitty in my world again.
Great lens.
Ladymermaid
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- Vladi Vladi May 29, 2009 @ 7:15 pm
- Keep up the good work! Being discriminating is the way to go! You have to be firm, don't give in, people need firmness or they will slip back into bad habits and ignore your slight whims. I'm on your side.
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BTW, beware of cat imposters posing as Bandit the cat!
These are NOT me!
Why not get a Havahart cat trap? These work great!
Oh, I'm feeling better since Jaguar Julie reduced my competition ...
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