Eat Muffin Tops; Don't Wear Them!
I know the young celebrities have been spotted with muffin-top. Britney Spears to Pamela Anderson have been spotted with a little flab hanging over their low-rise pants or skirts. It has become a "fashion statement" like showing your thongs did a few years back. Please girls, this is a bad fashion statement. A big fat (no pun intended) fashion don't! It is not pretty, and I promise you that guys do not find it attractive!
Look What's Here
Important Bulletin!
If you have a little extra in the midsection, or if you are a little flabby in the middle, please, I beg of you do not wear short tops with hip clinging "low-rise" jeans!
Please....Stop The Madness!
At What Age Should A Person Be Fined For Showing Muffin Top
In an ideal world - there would be no 'Muffin Top'. So hypothetically speaking if it were illegal to show your muffin top...
Stop Muffin Top Merchandise
Women's T-Shirt
Says in text Stop with a graphics of a muffin and the text Top. There is no mistaking the message. Get a tshirt today and join us in stomping out 'Muffin Top'!
Price: 16.99 
Some Things To Help Hide MuffinTop
SPANX Higher Power High-Waisted Mid-Thigh Shaper 032
High-waisted mid-thigh shaper with tummy control. Sheer. Provides medium control. Comfortably smoothes and minimizes entire waistline. No visible panty line. Soft non-binding waistband stays in place. No leg band for a smooth look on thighs. Cotton double-gusset for your convenience. A great way to hide your muffin top!
Amazon Price: (as of 12/23/2009)
Flexees Women's One Fabulous Body Body Liner #77322
One Fabulous Body Briefer is a wonderful body liner with everyday comfort. Slip on design with molded cups. Very contemporary styling. Smooth out that muffin top with this body liner.
Amazon Price: (as of 12/23/2009)
Flexees Women's Firm Control Waistshaper Thigh Slimmer, #3915
An underlayer that slims, shapes and feels good too. Features an innovative waist-shaping construction for an hourglass figure and a smooth, sleek look under clothes. No hooks, no snaps for easy dressing. A great product to smooth and flatten your muffin top or spare tire.
Amazon Price: (as of 12/23/2009)
Lipo in a Box "Original Firm Control" Bodysuit w/Legs w/Underwire, Nude, Black or Chocolate XS thru 2X
The Lipo in a Box Bodysuit w/Leg w/Underwire is an incredable all in one shaper. Elimiantes all other undergarments and fits like a second skin. All day control with all day comfort. Lifts, smooths and shapes. Like nothing you have worn before.
Amazon Price: (as of 12/23/2009)
Do you share in my dislike of muffin-top? If so I'd love to hear your thoughts!
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- x3xsolxdierx3x x3xsolxdierx3x Apr 24, 2009 @ 5:48 am
- Great lens! I can tell that alot of work and effort went into it...........5 stars :)
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- mbrownauthor mbrownauthor Feb 25, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
- By the Title, I thought this lens was about muffins. Lol. My muffin top is jiggling as I laugh at your lens. Love it!
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- DonnaChaffins DonnaChaffins Feb 16, 2009 @ 6:45 pm | in reply to danluther
- I'm so glad I made you laugh. :-)
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- danluther danluther Feb 16, 2009 @ 6:03 pm
- Now that was an Original Lens !! 5 Stars from a fan just for making me laugh !!
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- starsam starsam Feb 12, 2009 @ 2:32 am
- :-) ... Your lens would be a great addition to the 'Fashion - Fashion Models' Group
( http://www.squidoo.com/groups/fashion-models )
Feel free to add it anytime!
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- andreaberrios andreaberrios Dec 18, 2008 @ 10:11 am
- Thank you, finally someone said it. I don't understand why girls do this. Great lens.
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- JamesThomasCalhoun JamesThomasCalhoun Dec 18, 2008 @ 6:41 am
- Funny lens. It's just a good thing that I don't wear short, little shirts. I might end up on your wall of shame.
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- adventuresinautism adventuresinautism Dec 9, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
- Oh this is so hysterical! I have seen these girls you talk about for years wandering the malls of surburbia, and I just want to grab them and shake some sense into them.
Why would you squeeze yourself into a pair of hip huggers two sizes too small and then let your middrift hang out like that. I just did not know there was a name for it! Great Lens!
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- poddys poddys Nov 13, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
- Nice original idea for a lens, and I totally agree. It looks awful to see that flab bulging out. Even more I would like to see idiots stop wearing jeans 5 sizes too large and having to hold them up all the time. Not only is it not cool - it looks ridiculous and is very impractical. Maybe a website is needed to make fun of these jokers - good idea for a lens :) 5***** for this one by the way, great idea.
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- Jimmie Jimmie Oct 17, 2008 @ 6:39 am
- Oh my oh my. Those pictures. Those poor, poor, foolish women.
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