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Stop the Madness of Muffin-Top

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Eat Muffin Tops; Don't Wear Them!

 

According to wikipedia "Muffin top" is a generally pejorative term used for a person whose flabby midsection spills over the waistline of his or her pants in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its paper casing.

I know the young celebrities have been spotted with muffin-top. Britney Spears to Pamela Anderson have been spotted with a little flab hanging over their low-rise pants or skirts. It has become a "fashion statement" like showing your thongs did a few years back. Please girls, this is a bad fashion statement. A big fat (no pun intended) fashion don't! It is not pretty, and I promise you that guys do not find it attractive!

Don't Look Now... 

It's like a train wreck, you don't want to look but yet you can't seem to turn away.

Marked Muffin Top by Ben Northern

This lass had a fresh marking on her exposed muffin top. unfortunately this lil'...

Muffin Top by Boris Badenov

Brown & serve.

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A classic muffin top captured at Copse Corner, SIlverstone

Muffin Top in Action 


LifeSavers Muffin Top Commercial

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Muffin Top

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muffin top dance

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Important Bulletin!

If you have a little extra in the midsection, or if you are a little flabby in the middle, please, I beg of you do not wear short tops with hip clinging "low-rise" jeans!

Please....Stop The Madness!

At What Age Should A Person Be Fined For Showing Muffin Top 

In an ideal world - there would be no 'Muffin Top'. So hypothetically speaking if it were illegal to show your muffin top...

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Stop Muffin Top Merchandise 

Here are some great t-shirts and more to help spread the word on banning Muffin Top!

Women's T-Shirt

Says in text Stop with a graphics of a muffin and the text Top. There is no mistaking the message. Get a tshirt today and join us in stomping out 'Muffin Top'!

Price: 16.99 Buy Now

no muffintops Fitted T-Shirt

Join in the campaign to ban Muffin Top!

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Some Things To Help Hide MuffinTop 

You don't have to be overweight to have a muffin top. You can even be somewhat thin and have a muffin top. So if you find yourself with a little (or alot) extra in the middle try this slimming products and help stomp out muffin top!

SPANX Higher Power High-Waisted Mid-Thigh Shaper 032

High-waisted mid-thigh shaper with tummy control. Sheer. Provides medium control. Comfortably smoothes and minimizes entire waistline. No visible panty line. Soft non-binding waistband stays in place. No leg band for a smooth look on thighs. Cotton double-gusset for your convenience. A great way to hide your muffin top!

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Flexees Women's One Fabulous Body Body Liner #77322

One Fabulous Body Briefer is a wonderful body liner with everyday comfort. Slip on design with molded cups. Very contemporary styling. Smooth out that muffin top with this body liner.

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Flexees Women's Firm Control Waistshaper Thigh Slimmer, #3915

An underlayer that slims, shapes and feels good too. Features an innovative waist-shaping construction for an hourglass figure and a smooth, sleek look under clothes. No hooks, no snaps for easy dressing. A great product to smooth and flatten your muffin top or spare tire.

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Lipo in a Box Firm Control Bodysuit w/Legs w/Underwire, Nude, Black or Chocolate XS thru 2X

The Lipo in a Box Bodysuit w/Leg w/Underwire is an incredable all in one shaper. Elimiantes all other undergarments and fits like a second skin. All day control with all day comfort. Lifts, smooths and shapes. Like nothing you have worn before.

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Do you share in my dislike of muffin-top? If so I'd love to hear your thoughts! 

Jimmie wrote...

Oh my oh my. Those pictures. Those poor, poor, foolish women.

ReplyPosted October 17, 2008

CoolFoto wrote...

5 stars and listing you as my favorite funny lens!

ReplyPosted October 11, 2008

susannaduffy wrote...

What a hoot! What an incredible photo! I'm quite sure that the young woman has a boyfriend who wears his pants hanging round his knees so we all get a good eyeful of buttock cleavage. 5* for making me fall off my chair laughing

ReplyPosted September 24, 2008

MusicMadness wrote...

That's pretty funny. I always thought muffin top had something to do with that Sienfeld episode where everyone would only eat the tops of the muffins. Great lens . . . 5 * for you.

ReplyPosted September 14, 2008

8Redrose wrote...

No muffin tops!! Spandex type clothes on heavy people don't do it for me either. Your lens is fun though, liked it alot. :) 5 stars.

ReplyPosted August 09, 2008

mulberry wrote...

Yeah, I really don't understand why people want to flaunt their flaws versus accentuating more positive attributes. It's good that you offer alternatives!

ReplyPosted July 15, 2008

DonnaChaffins wrote...

Kevin, the panties or thongs showing is also a pet peeve of mine!

ReplyPosted June 18, 2008

Spook wrote...

I am a man although elderly and really like to look at women. Having said that I could not agree with you more and abhor this muffin top along with their panties always popping out of their trousers at the back.Could not agree with you more

ReplyPosted June 18, 2008

Karen_Knight_Bennett wrote...

Love your lens! I hate muffin tops and agree with you totally.

ReplyPosted June 17, 2008

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About DonnaChaffins

Okay, I have a pet peeve and it is muffin-top! This madness must stop! I hope to encourage at least one girl or woman to cover up their muffin top. This lens is also done in fun.

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