Barney Stinson for President
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President Barney Stinson??
I've been granted a sneak peak at a future storyline for How I Met Your Mother fans and have uncovered a new plot. Barney is going to run for President. How will Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin react and will they actually vote for him?
Barney's job has always been shrouded in secrecy, but he has let it slip that he knows too much to ever be fired. Now Barney's bosses want him to take on a new position. The President of the United States of America because let's face it there's no one as awesome as Barney!
Buy a Poster of President Wannabe ..........Barney Stinson!
Barney's job has always been shrouded in secrecy, but he has let it slip that he knows too much to ever be fired. Now Barney's bosses want him to take on a new position. The President of the United States of America because let's face it there's no one as awesome as Barney!
Buy a Poster of President Wannabe ..........Barney Stinson!
What Qualifies Barney Stinson?
Going to war with Portugal is just another Tuesday morning in Barney Stinson's life so the US presidency should be a breeze.
Barney already has his catch phrase.......actually he has a few -
Barney already has his catch phrase.......actually he has a few -
Suit-Up and Go Vote!
Vote Barney Stinson for Awesomeness
Go On, Make Me Presi......wait for it......dent!
Barney Stinson has already been working on his campaign video. Now Barney doesn't believe he needs to attack the opposition, he's just going to play to his best feature -
AWESOMENESS
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Barney Stinson's Presidential Platform
- Now Barney Stinson's platform hasn't officially been released yet, but it is believed to be centered around a time-honored tradition known as the Bro Code.
- Barney wishes for the future is a better understanding between men - a 'brotherhood of Bros.'
- A reporter has also shown some leaked documents that his office are trying to deny even exist. These documents would seem to suggest that Barney Stinson wants to divert some of the medical research grants into 'breeding' women with three breasts!
- When elected Barney Stinson also wishes to build a stronger relationship with Lebanon and has said that one of his first official overseas trips will be to Beirut, Lebanon's capital city.
- Barney is also planning on meeting the Canadian President to talk about the Canadian film industry standards.....I'm not quite sure why but it's something to do with a special interest that the Presidential Hopeful has in certain films.
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Breaking News.....Barney Controversy
Already there has been some controversy in the Presidential race with a leading Senator Gwendoline Smith calling Mr Stinson a sexist pig. New York's Metro News asked one of Barney Stinson's long time friends Ted Mosby to be a guest reporter for them and this is what Mr Stinson had to say -
Barney Stinson: So I tell her, Gwendoline, every international conflict is due to unresolved sexual tension.
Ted Mosby: Every single international conflict?
Barney Stinson: That's right.
Ted Mosby: The situation in the Middle East?
Barney Stinson: Gaza strippers. Next!
Ted Mosby: Apartheid?
Barney Stinson: Apart tights. What else you got?
Ted Mosby: Cold War?
Barney Stinson: Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants!
An illuminating interview with our maybe future President brought to us with thanks from How I Met Your Mother.
Barney Stinson: So I tell her, Gwendoline, every international conflict is due to unresolved sexual tension.
Ted Mosby: Every single international conflict?
Barney Stinson: That's right.
Ted Mosby: The situation in the Middle East?
Barney Stinson: Gaza strippers. Next!
Ted Mosby: Apartheid?
Barney Stinson: Apart tights. What else you got?
Ted Mosby: Cold War?
Barney Stinson: Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants!
An illuminating interview with our maybe future President brought to us with thanks from How I Met Your Mother.
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Susan52
Jul 18, 2011 @ 3:45 pm | delete
- Love the disclaimer! Congrats on the purple!
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Mattsure
Mar 4, 2011 @ 5:37 am | delete
- Stinston 4 president
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oztoo
Feb 6, 2010 @ 4:29 am | delete
- Great fun lens. Congrats on the purple star.
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Feb 5, 2010 @ 3:14 am | delete
- Congrats on your Purple Star!
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WindyWinters
Feb 5, 2010 @ 3:13 am | delete
- This is very funny and I can just imagine him running for president. He's my absolute favorite on "How I Met Your Mother." Lensrolling to my Jason Segel lens. :)
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More Barney Stinson Links
- Barney Stinson's The Bro Code
- The Bro Code is something that is often referred to by Barney Stinson on the hit television show How I Met Your Mother. Barney Stinson actually embraces the Bro Code in much the way others may embrace their religion in fact he firmly believes that if all 'Bros' embraced the code then Bros around the world could set aside all of their differences and embrace their brotherhood........
- Why Does Barney Stinson Wear A Suit?
- Neil Patrick Harris plays the role of Barney Stinson on the hit show How I Met Your Mother. Barney is a 30-something year old Manhattan womaniser who's trademark is that he is always wearing a suit. Do you know why he always wears a suit? Well suit up and let's find out!
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