Who is Bavarian Chef Keem
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Chef Keem Is Achim Thiemermann - Only Shorter...
Chef
Entrepreneur
Composer
Comedian
Gourmand
Guru
The nickname seemed to be easier for the American public to grasp than my full German name "Achim", resembling a Middle-Eastern heritage, phonetically. Then, the frequent question "Chef Kim?" ruined it all again.
This Bavarian chef wears many hats - as a lodge chef in Alaska, entertaining the guests with his silly comedy routines, as a promoter of his business ventures in Austin, TX and across the country, as a musician and artist designing advertising campaigns for his own products, and now also as a healthy foods internet marketeer.
The nickname became a brand, intentionally associated with my specialty food brand "Chef Keem's Agasweet flavored agave nectar".
The nickname yields many pages of relevant Google search results. Thanks to Squidoo.com!
This lens gives a brief introduction to my life. For a listing of all my lenses please see my lensography.

Entrepreneur
Composer
Comedian
Gourmand
Guru
The nickname seemed to be easier for the American public to grasp than my full German name "Achim", resembling a Middle-Eastern heritage, phonetically. Then, the frequent question "Chef Kim?" ruined it all again.
This Bavarian chef wears many hats - as a lodge chef in Alaska, entertaining the guests with his silly comedy routines, as a promoter of his business ventures in Austin, TX and across the country, as a musician and artist designing advertising campaigns for his own products, and now also as a healthy foods internet marketeer.
The nickname became a brand, intentionally associated with my specialty food brand "Chef Keem's Agasweet flavored agave nectar".
The nickname yields many pages of relevant Google search results. Thanks to Squidoo.com!
This lens gives a brief introduction to my life. For a listing of all my lenses please see my lensography.

Look what's in here - at a glance:
- The Chef
- Chef Keem in the press...
- The artist's view
- The Entrepreneur
- The Composer
- The Comedian
- Supporting comedy actor
- The Gourmand
- The Guru
- Ode To My Favorite Squidoo Lensmasters
- Some of my favorite authors
- Some of my favorite DVD's
- Quick, what do you think of Chef Keem?
- P.S. If you buy something from this page...
- Shout Out For Chef Keem! Or, whisper...
- Follow me on Twitter
- All my lenses are from Texas!
- A bit more about me...
The Chef
Everybody loves a chef...
Dad baked the cakes and prepared his wonderful elbow macaroni with ground beef sauce.
Achim ate. And played in bands. And became a musician.
Achim met a nice girl from San Antonio, Texas and moved to America!
Years later, I rediscovered my passion for cooking and enrolled in Chef School.
After several years of cooking in some of Austin's fine restaurants I started my own specialty food company.
Chef Keem in the press...
- Chef Keem's Custom Candy
- The Austin Chronicle writes about my custom chocolate bars
- Sweet Venus Delights
- A "Chronicle" portrait of me and my products
The artist's view
If you ever come to Salado, Texas, you must stop at the Wells Gallery. Ronnie's sculptures and painting are on display in many places across the nation and his roster of accolades seems to be endless.
The Entrepreneur
I love to be my own boss!
Years later, in America, I tried it again, working as a line cook, pastry chef, or sous chef for various restaurants. Finally, in 2001 I was laid off and started my own company, "Sweet Venus Delights".
Now, I want to be a successful online marketeer, too! Look, I'm 59 years old, in May of 2008. I don't have much time left, so help me out and gimme star ratings in order to secure my retirement income. ;-)
The Composer
From German pop to lonely tunes...
In 1973, CBS Germany hired me to run their Munich A & R office, and I had the great fortune to meet and work with incredible stars of the music scene, i.e. Chicago, (I'm so proud that Chicago bass man Jason Scheff subscribed to my YouTube channel!), Donna Summer, Albert Hammond, and others. Among them were many friends who today live and work successfully from their Los Angeles mansions: Giorgio Moroder, Keith Forsey, Harold Faltermeyer, Sylvester Levay, Silver Convention.
These days, I'm happy with my little home studio on my iMac. Every once in a while I write a piece, put it all together with my keyboard and GarageBand software, and upload it to YouTube.
The Comedian
Do you think this is funny???
Clips from my annual Alaska chefing job and a joke, or two...
Supporting comedy actor
With German comedy super star Gerhard Polt
During my record producer days I discovered a Bavarian comedian who went on to become the most successful artist of his genre in the history of German satire.
Unfortunately (for most Squidooers), these clips are all in German, from a TV series that has been in reruns for the past 28 years.
Ladies and gentlemen - Super Star Gerhard Polt, starring Chef Keem! ;-)
Unfortunately (for most Squidooers), these clips are all in German, from a TV series that has been in reruns for the past 28 years.
Ladies and gentlemen - Super Star Gerhard Polt, starring Chef Keem! ;-)
The Gourmand
The weenie!
Please get more details about this delicate subject on my "Weenie" lens.
The Guru
"No more sugar, baby!"
I'm on a mission to spread the word on great alternative sweeteners, all natural and organic, if possible. Something like my splendid (hidden pun alert!) Agasweet flavored agave nectar.
Here's your home work:
Agasweet
"No more sugar, baby!"
"Sugar Ain't, Sweetie!"
Ode To My Favorite Squidoo Lensmasters
My original music over some of my Alaska footage
Some of my favorite authors
I love to read!
There are soooo many favorite authors...
here's a selection of books I've enjoyed tremendously.
here's a selection of books I've enjoyed tremendously.
Some of my favorite DVD's
I love this music!
“3 more things to do:
Do some damage, do some good -
then leave a message, if you would.”
Quick, what do you think of Chef Keem?
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P.S. If you buy something from this page...
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Shout Out For Chef Keem! Or, whisper...
I really appreciate it that you stuck with me to the end. Hopefully, you've had some fun on your way down.
Thanks so much for visiting. -Chef Keem

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Tipi
Dec 19, 2010 @ 3:23 pm | delete
- Gotta love you!
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ElizabethJeanAllen
Dec 10, 2008 @ 4:37 am | delete
- A very entertaining lens (as aways)
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JaguarJulie
Dec 9, 2008 @ 4:56 pm | delete
- I so want to see Bavarian ChefKeem on Martha! You would be fabulous -- and I'd bet that she would have you back for a repeat performance. When are you going to write her? ;)
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papawu
Oct 4, 2008 @ 5:37 pm | delete
- An amazing insight into you. This lens must have taken you forever to make(lol). Thoroughly enjoyable 5 stars.
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dc64
Sep 15, 2008 @ 11:47 am | delete
- What a character you are! Now I'm going to have to check out a few more of your lenses. 5 stars for this one!
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Janet21 Aug 7, 2008 @ 12:56 am | delete
- Thank you for including me in your video. I am honored. Wonderful lens. Your music is just beautiful. Just keep doing what you are doing. You have made Squidoo an even more exciting and fun place to be. I love ya to bits. :)
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poddys
Jul 10, 2008 @ 10:26 pm | delete
- Great lens, good to learn more about you chef. 5*****
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Gordon_Hamilton Jun 4, 2008 @ 4:17 pm | delete
- I love this lens, as I do all the others of yours I have visited, but I would love to see your version of "Schweinhax'n" (Spelling?) Do you make it? It is always the first thing I order during any of my frequent visits to Munich! No one outside Bavaria seems to know what they are missing!
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flowergardener
Apr 14, 2008 @ 11:00 am | delete
- What a character you are Acheem! I'm very blessed and thankful to have become your friend!
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chloecavanaugh
Mar 30, 2008 @ 2:50 pm | delete
- I am very impressed. Such a wonderful story, it sounds as though you have led a very exciting life. And just a baby, not even 59. My, my, can't wait to see more amazing lenses from you. Oh, I must leave you a little stardust, *****!
"Auf Wiedersehen!"
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awelldressedbullet
Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:57 am | delete
- I have been slowly going through your terrific lenses on Squidoo! They are all fantastic! What a great introduction of Chef Keem this is! And wow, thanks for including me in your favorite lensmasters! I'm honored! - Kathy
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GramaBarb
Mar 17, 2008 @ 1:22 pm | delete
- Thank you for including me on your favorites list. I feel so honored!!
I always enjoy your lenses - especially your humor.
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