On becoming an Evil Genius ...
So, have you been thinking that you might be an Evil Genius?
Or perhaps you simply have always wanted to be an Evil Genius.
Or are you a Mad Scientist, evil overlord, dastardly villain, or wicked mastermind and are looking to upgrade?
Maybe you're a lowly lackey or evil henchman with wild aspirations...
Well, you've come to the right place. Read on:
Read like an Evil Genius
Most Evil Geniuses are comic geeks and not a few comic geeks are Evil Geniuses (what would YOU call Brian Michael Bendis?) so it behooves you to read the best comic books.Notice I didn't say 'the most popular' comic books ...
To get a toehold on the craggy cliff-face that is comics today, try the evil comic reviews at The Blog Monster. There you'll find comic reviews of the Big Two, indy, and small press; plus horror movie reviews, too! 'Cause what Evil Genius isn't inspired by the horror that comes from Hollywood?
Dress like an Evil Genius
You too can stand out as an Evil Genius with the hip style and comfort of one of these t-shirts:
Newsprint Evil Genius Dark T-Shirt
Basic, simple, hip t-shirt. Just Evil genius in a distressed typewritten font. Wear so everyone will know you're an Evil Genius.
Price: 26.99 
Ash Grey T-Shirt
Have your co-workers at the office or your family suspected? Go ahead and come out of the lab! Yeah, I'm an Evil Genius with cute bomb.
Price: 22.99
I am evil Women's Dark T-Shirt
I'm not evil ... oh wait, I AM evil! Funny, clever tee for the really wicked.
Price: 26.99
Live evil Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Live Evil. Very cool t-shirt in a 'band tee' style. Hip and urban swag for the modern Evil Genius, mad scientist, or villain.
Price: 32.99
Vote like an Evil Genius
Every Evil Genius believes that it's time for Genius ... for a change. The 2008 Presidential election is just around the corner. All truely Evil Geniuses vote, and they all support the offical Evil Genius Political Party.Would you rather see dread Cthulhu called to office than the likes of the last few administrations? Would you sooner campaign for El Chupacabra para presidente? Then the Evil Genius Party is for you!
Reject the tired Democratic, Republican, and third party independant platform rhetoric. Join the Official Evil Genius Party at www.evilgeniusparty.org and get your Official Evil Genius Party t-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers here. Vote Evil Genius in 2008!
Live like an Evil Genius
Face it, every Evil Genius needs his own Secret Hidden Lair. Whether it's a grandiose-but-odd palace in a weird location, or an underground missle base, or a secret room in your own suburban home, an EG needs his or her own space.You can do it in grand style, or on a budget.
You can have deathrays, a guillotine, or sharks with laser beams on their heads. You can fool your entrapped enemies with these 3D paint effects
Laugh like an Evil Genius
Practice these at your leisure(and make sure you pronounce that word LEH-zyur):
Evil Laugh the first - a nice one with echo
Evil Laugh the second - the classic
Evil Laugh the third - a deep one
Evil Laugh the fourth - kinda creepy
Evil Laugh the fifth - more maniacal
And we can't forget our favourite Evil member of the family Anatidae: Daffy Duck
Famous (and not so famous) Evil Geniuses
The Evil Genius in film:Wile E. Coyote
Daffy Duck
Auric Goldfinger
The Brain (with pinky)
Dr. Evil
Dr. Noonien Soong
Elijah Price
Keyser Soze
The Evil Genius in literature:
Thaddeus Bodog Sivana
Professor Moriarty
Lex Luthor
Dr Doom
The Brain (with monsieur Mallah)
Victor Frankenstein
Herbert West
The Leader
The Evil Genius in real life (ok, ok, not so much evil, but definately geniuses):
Brian Michael Bendis
Frank Cho
Robert Kirkman
Bryan Hitch
Geoff Johns
Alex Ross
Mike Mignola
Juan Ferreyra
Chris Claremont
Mike Ploog
Stan Lee (Excelsior!)
Jack Kirby
Links for the Evil Genius
- Evil Genius Tees
- Funny, smart, t-shirts and gifts for the Evil Genius
- The Official Evil Genius Political Party
- The official website for the Evil Genius Political Party. Vote Evil Genius in 2008!
- So you've decided to be Evil
- Neil Zawaki's definitive guide to being Evil
- Giant microbes!
- For the Mad Scientist in all of us: giant, adorable plush microbes! Awwww, lookit, E-coli!
- The Evil Overlord list
- Peter Anspach's hilarious evil overlord list
Further Reading on being an Evil Genius
How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!
Amazon Price: $10.36 (as of 11/07/2009)
The Villain's Guide to Better Living
Amazon Price: $10.36 (as of 11/07/2009)
Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius : 28 Build-It-Yourself
Amazon Price: $16.47 (as of 11/07/2009)
The Science of Supervillains
Amazon Price: $18.21 (as of 11/07/2009)
Holiday Gift Ideas for the Evil Genius
White T-Shirt
Yeah, the food is nice but going to the in-laws sucks. You hate the crowds, the traffic and the madness of christmas / hanukkah so Crappy Holidays is the perfect gift!
Price: 22.99
Staring at me lucky charms Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
St. Patrick's day! A party and drink beer holiday and you don't even have to be Irish. Buy our Lucky Charms t-shirt for your lass this St. Paddy's day.
Price: 26.99
Eat your brain love zombie Ringer T
Whether you're into love or not, we have the gifts for you. Try our brain eating zombie tee this Valentine's day.
Price: 22.99
Organic Cotton Tee
Simple, proud, and patriotic, our weathered, distressed, vintage flag and the one word: Freedom is great for July 4th, veteran's day, memorial day, and flag day.
Price: 29.99
Dark T-Shirt
Need a quick Halloween costume? Arrr, you're a Caribbean pirate, with our skull and crossed swords of the Jolly Roger! Captain Sparrow would be proud.
Price: 26.99
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