Hey Loser ! Make Your Own Beer Money Online

Okay dirtbags I am getting tired of all the emails asking me stupid questions like "do any of these things work". So since I am a recovering lazy fat slob myself and still too damn lazy to answer every email from you maggots here's the deal.

First off yeah they work if you actually do something. Filling in a form with your information and maybe even making a payment isn't going to make you any beer money, okay? Lying on your backside with the remote in one hand and a bag of Cheetos in the other playing switch with a cold one ain't gonna cut it.

To make real beer money you need a website, your own website, not a link to promote like most of these "make beer money online" opportunities give you. So to start you join the Plug-In Profit Site that consists of five different programs. The most important of these is the one that hosts your website.

Yeah your own website and domain name too. Imagine that, a slob like you with your own website and domain name. This is like your refrigerator, a place to hold everything and you can stock it with whatever you want. Would you want someone else to dictate what beer you could make with your beermister or what to call your home brew? That's why this is different. Yeah your site is made for free and has a bunch of stuff on it that can make you beer money. But you can change it however you want. That way you just learn to get other lazy slobs to your site and they can buy or signup for anything you want them to.

Now here is the part where most of you knuckleheads eyes are going to start glazing over and your jaw is slacked half open with Cheetos drool hanging from it. You will need to actually learn how to promote, and get traffic to your website. So you will need to change your ways a bit. Now settle down, you won't need to move your ass off that chair or even leave the house. But you will need to do more online than surf porn and read Squidoo.

After you sign up for the PIPS site you will get extensive training so you don't really need to think too much, perfect for a moron like you. You can then just concentrate on getting people to your main website full of all kinds of beer money making stuff. Heck this thing even has a per-written newsletter and autoresponder that sends all your loser friends messages to get them off their ass and ready to buy stuff from you.

Make a decision maggot, you can sit there broke and sober or you can do something to make some real residual beer money.