Best Barfing Cat Impressions

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Who Does The Best Hairball Puking Cat Imitation?

I know, this is pretty yucky. It's just that I woke up the other morning -- that is, I was rudely awakened -- at 5a.m. by the sound of a barfing cat. It's my mom's cat, which I'm taking care of, and it is, by far, the puking-est cat I've ever known. Every morning, like clockwork, Simi throws up.

So I regurgitated this most disgusting news on Facebook, and one of my friends shared the fact that she does the world's best barfing cat impression. I told her she should prove this bold claim by making a video of said impression (which I'm still waiting for), and that made me wonder: How many barfing cat impressions ARE there?

Actually, the barfing cat impression video pickins appear to be pretty slim. But I'm always on the lookout for more, so if you happen to know someone or you ARE someone who does a mean hairball-puking or feline "meal to go" impression and have or will make a video to add to this ongoing cat barfing impression contest, please do let me know.

(So ... did I mention this page is about barfing cat impressions? No? Sorry, I didn't mean to be vague.)

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Do You Have a REAL Barfing Cat?

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Let the barfing cat impression contest begin! Contestants, take your positions.

(Judges -- that's you -- don't forget to vote for your favorite at the end.)

Best Barfing Cat Impression Contestant #1

This one really knows how to spew the feline vittles....

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Best Barfing Cat Impression Contestant #2

Is his impression of a kitty tossing the tiger believable? You decide....

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Best Barfing Cat Impression Contestant #3

How's this for a feline wet burp?

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Barfing Cat Bonus: Don't I Wish!

I need to teach Simi, my mom's barfing kitty, to assume THIS position whenever she feels the urge to purge....

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Another Bonus Feature: Barfing Cat Compilation

I thought you all might enjoy this montage of kitties unleashing the monster....

And if you wanna see something REALLY icky, check out this hairball from a Maine Coon cat. Eeewwwww!
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Vote for your Favorite Barfing Cat Impression

More barfing cat impression contestants will hopefully be added in the future. And I realize that's not exactly fair in the voting department, but, hey, this is an ongoing barfing cat contest, so if new contestants really are great, they'll catch up eventually.

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Can You Do A Better Cat Barfing Impression?

Or do you not even want to go there?

Comments are welcome ... I think. And if you'd like to consult with a list of barf-word alternatives to make your comments more literary and less repetitive, see 339 Puke Synonyms. (See what an entertaining AND informative visit this was!)

  • LabKitty Jun 27, 2011 @ 5:49 pm | delete
    Somehow, this belongs here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk

    Heh, heh.
  • RitaK May 25, 2011 @ 4:25 pm | delete
    How funny this is! Makes me so very happy that humans don't have hair balls!
  • sluggasteve May 21, 2011 @ 10:34 am | delete
    I see I've gotten some competition..
  • gottaloveit May 19, 2011 @ 4:20 pm | delete
    Cracked me right up! I'm off to practice my own hairball technique...

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