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About Chuck Norris Facts

chuck norris evolutionChuck Norris facts are satirical factoids about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris's toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity.

The facts typically claim that Norris is a tough, all-powerful super-being. Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions mentioning country-specific advertisements and other Internet phenomena. Allusions are also sometimes made to his use of roundhouse kicks to perform seemingly any task, his large amount of body hair with specific regard to his beard, and his role in the action television series Walker, Texas Ranger.

Best Chuck Norris Facts

  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Chuck Norris loves you.
  • Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
  • If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
  • Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris? 'I'm Feeling Lucky' Google Joke

google chuck norrisTry this! If you type "find Chuck Norris" in the Google search box and then hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky", you will be fascinated by the hilarious results Google will display. The 'I'm Feeling Lucky" button will automatically display the first page of results related to Norris. It looks like a failed search on Google. Then, you have the option to search the web or ' Chuck's beard'.

The text page of resulted from your search will say the following: Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found. Your search- Chuck Norris- did not match any documents.

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