Best Gag Gifts Ever

Bacon Tuxedo Prank Gift Box The Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" while looking at possibly the tackiest gift in history before finding their real gift inside. The Bacon Tuxedo Gift Box is the perfect setup for tons of punch lines like "I figured you just love bacon," "It's perfect for weddings!" or the best "If it doesn't fit, you can go ahead and eat it." The Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is ridiculous yet convincing from front to back with it's insistence of being part of Stan's Formalwear collection & three boys wearing matching suits on the back. This hysterical gift box measures 9" x 13" x 3" is the perfect finishing touch for every gift! Folded flat and shrink wrapped with illustrated insert. Never judge a gift by its box!

Washed Moose Balls Packaged Bubble Gum Chew on this...It's Washed Moose Balls. Just look at them glisten in the sun!! Washed Moose Balls are really delicious Root Beer flavored Bubble Gums. Makes for a Darn Tasty gag gift!! Each funny labeled container has 24 Large Balls for ultimate chewing pleasure!

Manhood Mitten Novelty Gag Gift Keep Your Junk Warm! The best gag gift you can give this winter season! You don't need Jack Frost nipping on your manhood. Slip on this polyester mitten made especially for your "bait and tackle." One size fits most. Imported.

Are you ready to grill to the death? Swashbuckle your way to the perfect sausage. The BBQ Sword is perfect for cooking up a dog at the campfire and backyard BBQ parties. Twist your skewered grilling items on the BBQ Sword with the prongs designed for optimal grilling and sizzle. A perfect way to grill in safety and style. Get your BBQ Sword for $29.95!! Bonus: FREE Musketeer Mask included so you can challenge the neighbors to a grilling duel. Great for: Hotdogs, Sausages, Marshmallows and Corn on the Cob. The BBQ Sword measures: - 19" long from handle to tip, made from heavy guage stainless steel. - Stainless Steel hand guard protects you from flames. A swashbuckling barbecue grill tool!  BBQ Grill Sword

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Dept of Corrections Extra Long Tie by Wild Ties - Orange Polyester his extra long vibrant orange Dept of Corrections necktie is made with durable polyester, makes a great gift for law enforcement officers.

Size Matters Novelty Underwear Does he measure up? There's definitely more to love if he can fill out these oversized novelty briefs! Great gag, sure to get a huge reaction at the bachelorette party, bridal shower, etc. Or, prank your neighbor and hang them on the clothesline!

World's Largest Underwear These 100% cotton, size 98-100 underpants stretch the definition of briefs. Each high-quality undergarment has a convenient double flap in the front and a sturdy elastic band to fit around the waist for maximum comfort. They come in the traditional white only and will shrink a bit after washing

 Did you ever ponder where on my soap did I wipe what? Now that you've thought about it, you're going to have to get a Butt Face Bar of Soap!Each side of the Butt Face Soap is clearly delineated by color and huge block lettering. The soap is the size of a normal bar of soap. If you need to know the exact size, you might be a little too anal retentive Finally a soap for proper shower etiquette.  Butt Face Soap

Candoms are the roll-on can coolers shaped like giant condoms! Candoms make great gag gifts and conversation pieces as well as keeping your drinks cold and your hands dry.  Candom

Sound Activated Boss Funny Pen Holder Animated Penholder Gag Gift Overview:This Funny Pen Holder would makes an excellent gag gift for your friend or colleague!Just place the pen in his butt and he will moan and groan, his head pops up and down as he protests at having the pen put up her butt!This Penholder Gag Gift is made with vinyl man and plastic base.It is powered by 2 x AA batteries (not included).Pen Holder Gag Gift with ON/OFF switch for easy to use.It is really would be a talking point at work!

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Inflatable Husband The totally faithful Inflatable Husband Doll will improve shopping time by 80%, not getting in the way of you using your credit card on the way to the checkout counter. The Inflatable Husband is also a great listener that never talks back at the wrong time. In fact, he never chimes in. AND HE FLOATS!

Emergency Underpants Let me keep this brief (sorry) Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy! Each 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin contains one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Peter Petrie gets our top prize for most unusual breakfast cooking accessory. Does your significant other always demand that egg white omelet? Now that's a cinch with Peter Petrie Egg Separator. Just crack the egg over the edge on the opening on top and let Peter do the rest of the work. At last, a truly perfect kitchen accessory and cooking tool!! Have some fun for breakfast. Peter Petrie Egg Seperator

Cat Buddha Statue This 5" tall, heavy polystone statue depicts a feline in a tranquil state of meditation. Is it seeking spiritual enlightenment or contemplating different ways to ruin your furniture?

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Makes your cookies look as if some maniac decided to take a bite out of each! And look at this snazzy packaging... Included in the Already Been Chewed Cookie Cutters Collection- 3 Gingerbread Men: * Missing a Leg * Missing an Arm * Missing a Head Already Been Chewed Gingerbread Man Cookie Cutters%u2122 are approximately 4 inches in diameter, and are cast out of aluminum. Note: Please remember to be careful with the ABC Cookie Cutters. We know they look tasty but they are meant to make cookies, not to be eaten themselves. Baron Joe seems to have forgotten that fact. ABC Already Been Chewed Gingerbread Man Cookie Cutter Set

The Winerack - every girls best friend! Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks.  Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash! With simple blow into the tube it's easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.  Very comfortable sports bra available in versatile black.  Polyurethane bladder holds over 750ml or 25oz. of your favorite beverage.  Drinking tube long enough to route as you wish. Easy to use on/off valve to control the flow. # Design optimized for smaller cup sizes. The WineRack is available in 2 sizes: Small.. 32A thru 36A   Medium.. 34D thru 38C.  Wine Rack - Hide Drinks in your Bra

Lead foot? Late for Work? Does that Police Officer Know You By First Name? Then You Need is The Anti-Ticket Donut! Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car. If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: "I can't find my car's registration, I only have this tasty donut". Or say, "Instead of my driver' license, wouldn't you like to have this delicious donut?" The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging. Think of it as a polite way of saying: "Can we settle this here? The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid. It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket. Attached to the can is a label with the badge logo and a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut. Each Anti-Ticket Donut is hand assembled and looks like a real donut is inside. This device is a great conversation piece and is sure to get lots of laughs! For goodness sake, don't try to use one of these on a real police officer, we're not responsible if you get arrested! Anti Ticket Donut - Policeman Gag Gift - Chocolate or Sprinkles

Say hello to the Robo Vacs. Before they take over the earth, they have to clean up your desktop debris. Press down the button on top of the Robo Vacuum, slide him around and let him do his strong suction magnet. For once, kids will love to clean up after themselves. Robo Vacuum Specs: - Measures 4" x 4" with a 3/4" hole for sucking up your dirt. - Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included) - Moveable arms. - Available in three colors (Black, Gray, & Red)  Robo Vacum

Will you marry... I mean, Drink a Cup of Coffee with me? Here's a great way to start the day - a graceful porcelain cup that adorns you with a sparkling solitaire diamond ring when you pick it up! But wait, here's the BEST part - we've packed the 2-Carat Cup in an elegant oversize jewelry box, so when you present it as a gift, all you see is the ring! Ooh la latte! A great cup, a terrific gift, a charming social expression -- this one's got it all. White porcelain with gold or platinum glazed ring shaped handle set and clear sparkling genuine Swarovski crystal, individually boxed with removable wrapper. The fab faux diamond slips effortlessly onto her finger as she ships. A glamorous way to indulge in two of life's little pleasures. Just $14.95!! 2 Carat Drinking Gold Ring Cup with Real Swarovski Crystal

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USB Retro Desktop Vacuum Place the USB Vacuum on a Flat Surface. Plug in the 4 foot cord into one of the USB slots, press the button and let the vacuum go.  A great gift for the office neat freak.USB Retro Desktop Vacuum Measures: - 8 1/2 in. tall by 3 in. wide. - cord is approximately 50 in. long.Please note: Does not work well on shag carpeting like the originals and it pretty much can only pick up dust and crumbs. * Humorous gag gift for women * This will be the funniest gift at the party!

Over the Hill Gag Gift Hot Flash Piggy Bank

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Birthday & Retirement Gift -Hot & Flashy Fire Extinguisher / Free Gift Wrapping

Football Cocktail Shaker Do you go for a Hail Mary or a Bloody Marry? Or maybe just go for the blitz either way it's going to be an intoxicating game with the Football Cocktail Shaker. Planning a party and want to get everyone involved? Why not throw the Football Cocktail Shaker into the mix?! First fill the watertight inner spill proof chamber with your favorite mixers. Screw the two halves of the realistic foam ball shut. Then throw it around with your friends. Finally unscrew the ball and enjoy the perfectly blended drink every time.

Lost Yer Marbles Replacement Pack Includes 40 assorted marbles in mesh bag.

The Cutest Bottle of Wine You'll Ever See!!The Lava Lamp of the oenophile set! Do you want to be the life of the dinner party? Do you want to be the guest who brings the cool, creative wine gift wrap?The Sock Monkey Wine Sleeve is so cool, in fact, that it could even cover for the fact that you brought white zinfandel. The Wine Monkey loves holiday gatherings and dinner parties, that's when he gets to go out and playHow can you resist? Those cute button eyes. That drunken smile. Do Chuck Darwin a solid and walk into your next party with The Wine Monkey. C'mon on, already...Evolve to the new age in Wine Protection and Wrapping Technology!    Wine Monkey Bottle Sock Cover

Squirrel Underpants are real, a very nutty pair of drawers indeed Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants! Each pair of these tiny briefs has a 3" waist and is made of 100% cotton. Also perfectly suitable for hamsters, frogs and gerbils. One size fits most! A perfect over the hill gag gift. Easy to use, no assembly required and one size views all. A Place Where a Squirrel Can Store His Nuts for only $5.95!   SSquirrel Underpants

Terry Turtle may look shy but once you get him to pop out of his shell watch out because Terry has quite a nasty streak in him! Watch Terry The Swearing Turtle in action. You won't believe what comes out of his mouth. Specs of Terry the Nasty Swearing Turtle: * Terry has over 25 unique shocking outbursts so he won't get boring after a day! * Settings: PG and the ultra uncensored 18+ * Modes: Motion-activated and always-on random * Arms and head move Includes 3 x AA batteries. Terry wants to curse out your pals for Only $19.95!!!   Terry The Nasty Swearing Turtle

Out of Beer Out of Beer T-Shirt One hundred percent cotton screen printed t-shirt. Blue with white and blue Out of Beer sign.

Much funnier than the easy button!!! When old uncle King BS comes in spewing about how great he is, call him out on it with. Press the Bullshit Button and put Uncle BS and his lies about his new Maserati in his place! Perfect for use at the office as well! The R-Rated Bullshit Button Finger says 6+ short phrases including: * Bullshit detected take precautions. * *Wailing Horn Sound * That was bullshit! * Bullshit level Defcon 5! * and more... The Bullshit Button is approximately 3" tall x 3" wide & operates on 2 AAA batteries (included). The Bullshit Button wants to curse out your guests   BS Button

The I Hear Banjos T-shirt is available in M, L, XL, and XXL. 100% cotton White Anvil T-shirt with Red Lettering and Graphics. Only $16.95!!   Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos T-shirt

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Personal Soundtrack Shirt

 AS SEEN ON THE BIG BANG THEORY! Does your life seem dull and uninteresting compared to the drama and action of movies and television? Here at ThinkGeek Labs™ we've examined this phenomenon carefully. With the bevy of reality TV shows and humdrum movies we quickly decided that what people do in real life is NOT significantly less exciting than what fictional characters on the screen experience... but for some reason, real life just SEEMS much more boring. However, after days of extensive highly-scientific double blind testing we were able to discover the difference... Background Music! Your real life experiences just don't have the needed dramatic soundtrack to back them up. Whether you're brushing your teeth, walking your dog or chatting up that cute girl in chemistry class you need the appropriate music and sound effects to enhance the experience. Fortunately we've developed the solution for this irritating life boredom problem with the Personal Soundtrack Shirt.

 Make Your Ordinary Life More Exciting The Personal Soundtrack Shirt is an amazing new wearable audio solution that features a working speaker embedded into the front of the shirt. When you push the appropriate button on the pocketable remote you get music or sound effects appropriate for any situation... everything from drum roll, to cat call whistle, to western showdown. Check out the chart below to see the extensive list of built in sounds and suggestions on using them for dramatic punctuation in your everyday life. Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt In Action //--> Add Your Own Sounds Don't like the built-in sounds? No problem. Simply pop in your own SD memory card loaded with MP3 files to use your own sound effects and music. The Personal Soundtrack Shirt remote has buttons from 1 to 20, each can play a different sound. The filename of your MP3 file determines which button will be used to play the sound.

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