Best Gag Gifts for Women

Look it's Mick Jagger!!!! No even better yet!! It's the one and only Sammy the Singing Birthday Cake!!! Let him entertain as he swings and sings to the classic "Celebration." And now for the topper Sammy the Singing Birthday Cakes candles light up and his lips move. Due to his rubber like body Sammy moves fluid to the music. (takes 3 double AA batteries, included) No need to bake when there's Sammy the Singing Birthday Cake!!   

Sammy The Singing Birthday Cake

 Lead foot? Late for Work? Does that Police Officer Know You By First Name? Then You Need is The Anti-Ticket Donut! Keep this device in the glove box near the registration for your car. If you are stopped by the police use such phrases as: "I can't find my car's registration, I only have this tasty donut". Or say, "Instead of my driver' license, wouldn't you like to have this delicious donut?" The donut works best by itself, but it can be combined with other methods such as crying, whining, and begging. Think of it as a polite way of saying: "Can we settle this here? The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid. It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket. Attached to the can is a label with the badge logo and a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut. Each Anti-Ticket Donut is hand assembled and looks like a real donut is inside. This device is a great conversation piece and is sure to get lots of laughs! For goodness sake, don't try to use one of these on a real police officer, we're not responsible if you get arrested!   

Anti Ticket Donut - Policeman Gag Gift - Chocolate or Sprinkles

Lipstick Pen

 Pucker up and give them your number with style! Fits right in your pocket.   

Always ready for that next emergency. Crack nail, cuticle overhang, busted bra, ripped appendix no emergency is too big or small!! This handy dandy knife is cutting edge with these fabulous features: * Flashlight * Screwdriver * Keychain * Needle & thread * Perfume bottle * Mirror * Pill Box * Knife * Safety pin * Pen * Tweezers * Bottle Opener   

Miss Army Knife

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But Ricky, I wanna be in the show! I Love Lucy is arguably the greatest television comedy of all-time. Lucy's hilarious hijinks still bring people to tears even today. Who can count the number of times Ricky scolded his wife for getting into some crazy predicament? Now Baron Bob brings you a refreshing and tasty little collector's item that's perfect for any fan of this classic television show...Lucy's Predic-a-Mints. Each wonderfully illustrated tin contains 50 peppermint flavored mints. Low on calories (only 10 per serving) and free of fat, these will not only keep your breath nice and fresh but keep your figure looking nice! Make sure to get one for every Lucy fan in your life, because if you don't you'll "have some splanin to do".     

Lucy's Predic-a-Mints 

"Delightfully wacky tacky, yet unrefined" is the proper description for this pink rascal. Designed in the 60's by Don Featherstone, The Pink Flamingo decorated quite a few trailer park driveways and some other residences of class   

Flamingo Lamp

Willy wants to be free and I'm not talking about the movie!! Bearing a grin the Flashing Willie Doll gyrates around then rips open his trench coat and for the climax his pants drop exposing his Tightie Whiteys!! And for a touch of class the Flashing Willie Doll makes his moves to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony. Sound Activated and Try Me button batteries included (4 "AA" batteries.)   

Flashing Willie Doll

Peter Petrie gets our top prize for most unusual breakfast cooking accessory. Does your significant other always demand that egg white omelet? Now that's a cinch with Peter Petrie Egg Separator. Just crack the egg over the edge on the opening on top and let Peter do the rest of the work. At last, a truly perfect kitchen accessory and cooking tool!! Have some fun for breakfast.   

Peter Petrie Egg Seperator

Say hello to the Robo Vacs. Before they take over the earth, they have to clean up your desktop debris. Press down the button on top of the Robo Vacuum, slide him around and let him do his strong suction magnet. For once, kids will love to clean up after themselves. Robo Vacuum Specs: - Measures 4" x 4" with a 3/4" hole for sucking up your dirt. - Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included) - Moveable arms. - Available in three colors (Black, Gray, & Red)    

Robo Vacum

Kids have a love/hate relationship with their Lunch Lady. They love lunch time cause they aren't in class, but sometimes they get scared when seeing the lunch lady stirring her special sloppy joes. Now you can control the cafeteria with a sticker sheet featuring images of delicious hot entrées. For once, the lunch lady is not in control. We like to think that our lunch lady is a bit friendlier than the average lunch lady. Specs: * 5-1/4" inches tall vinyl figure * An array of Lunch Lady accessories are included: a scoop, a food tray, a serving station * A sticker sheet featuring images of delicious hot entrées * Illustrated blister card.

Cafeteria Lunch Lady Action Figure

Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. Mine's name is Shirley. Her house looks abandoned but she's actually quite a wealthy lady.You can tell a crazy cat lady by the immense amount of cats and her raccoon-like eyes. It also is helpful if she doesn't change her clothes more than twice a year. Her cat is also fitted with 15 mini Cat Car seats in case she has to go to Petco for some Meow Mix. * 5-1/4" inches tall vinyl figure * An array of Crazy Cat Lady accessories are included: a scoop, a food tray, a serving station * 6 cats * Illustrated blister card.  

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

You can never have too many cats or can you? The Crazy Cat Lady Game is an exciting board game you attempt to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board. Gain more cats by landing on spaces like "Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree" and "Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound." But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like "Beware of Dog" and "Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff." Fantastic feline fun for the whole family! The Crazy Cat Lady Board Game includes a game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8" tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards. Crazy Cat Lady Costumes not included but recommended to have the optimum amount of Cat Lady Fun! Collecting cat has never been more fun!   

Crazy Cat Lady Board Game

Raise your hand if you'd like to throw your boss across the room once in a while? All those who didn't raise your hand must be the boss. You're going to have to leave. OK, well for the rest of us who would like to show the boss who's boss about 10 times a day, you could use a Boss Toss Catapult. The catapult comes with four different figures made to match the dimensions of different kinds of hated administrators. Maybe you even have one of each yelling in your ear every day. The perfect gift for the stressed out employee like yourself. You deserve it.

Boss Toss

NEWS FLASH - This just in, it seems through years of over worked and cramped conditions the cuckoo has left the clock. The good news is time wouldn't stand still, for the cow and sheep have moved in. Yes a little awkward for these farm animal friends who generally provide milk and wool. However, the adjustment has been nothing less than grade A every hour on the hour these animals will pop out with a MOOOOOOO or BAAAAAAAAA. Of course, when it's dark the cow or sheep will be fast asleep, (okay due to light sensitive technology.) The clocks measure 12x9x4 inches and are powered by 3D and 1 AA battery (not included). The moving pendulum is 7 inches long.   

Cow Cuckoo Clock

 The clocks measure 12x9x4 inches and are powered by 3D and 1 AA battery (not included). The moving pendulum is 7 inches long.

Sheep Cuckoo Clock