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The God Of Advice: The Best God Ever

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All Hail The God of Advice

God blogs in mysterious ways.

Plenty of gods shoot lightning bolts, or send curses, or father divine children to play around on the Earth, but how many offer this kind of solid advice?

The God of Advice now speaks online, with his own blog and cartoon video podcasts. Don't say it isn't true. God is omnipotent, after all, so why can't he have a blog?

The Top Five Reasons The God Of Advice is the Best God

  • Unlike the God misportrayed in the Bible, the God of Advice has a sense of humor.
  • The God of Advice allows comments. The God of the Bible has no comment forms, and no web page at all, for that matter!
  • The God of Advice is more up to date. When was the last time the God of the Bible said something new? Two thousand years ago?
  • The God of Advice actually responds to your communications, in English, not with weird signs like shafts of sunlight through the clouds.
  • The God of Advice doesn't judge you. He merely offers advice.

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Little Facts about The God of Advice

Things you never knew about God, or ever even thought to ask about

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God Speaks on Virginity

"Here I am, the creator of the universe, and I'm supposedly all powerful, but I still can't get my virgins to wear anything but comfortable shoes." - God

Talk Back to the God of Advice

If you don't think that the God of Advice is the best God, I'd like you to prove it. Write back your retort here.

Don't be afraid to talk back to the God of Advice. He doesn't stand on ceremony. If you think there's a better God, I'd love to see you explain why.

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