Best Ninja Movies

The Best Ninja Films for Education

Cobra Vs Ninja

The Storyline
Cut & paste at its best. A man is caught up in a syndicate that wants to control gambling. The ninja Cobra wants to fight Gordon (a master ninja) to prove he is the best. This is how the two stories mesh as one.

What I Learned
Even if English is clearly your native language, you still must have marginally talented voice actors dub you. Richard Harrison is awesome, and he's great at pulling his mask up, and taking it off. A must see for true nin-ficianados.

Storyline
A man is seeking revenge against a group of thieves who killed his father when he was younger. (The story isn't really important. This is a straight up cut & paste fiasco.)

What I learned
Godfrey Ho and Pierre Kirby combine forces to teach us more about the physical attributes of certain sects of ninja. Apparently some ninjas have no desire to blend in with their surroundings, and choose to wear bright yellow, red and white outfits. This concept is important to understand if you plan on protecting your home form ninjas.

Storyline
Ninjas are creating training camps to teach terrorists how to terrorize (no surprise there). It is up to Scott James to remedy the situation.

What I learned
The ninja threat is larger than I had previously thought. Apparently these vile beings will even stoop so low as to create international terrorist training camps.Thank heavens that we have Chuck Norris on our side.

Storyline
A businessman is in Tokyo for business. Whilst there he meet a beautiful woman who unintentionally get him caught in the middle of a war between the ninja and samurai.

What I Learned
In the 1990s, the Japanese finally had enough of their ninja problem, and they were forced to recruit the services of the Highlander himself, Christopher Lambert. Even the powerful samurai were no match for these clever ninjas, so Highlander had to teach them a thing or two about manners.

Storyline
A war vet, who happens to have trained in ninjiustu, meets an old army buddy who is having problems with a local syndicate. It's up to Cole to keep things in order, and to rock the wives of friends.

What I learned
Enter the Ninja demonstrates the power of Caucasians who are both trained in the ancient art of ninjutsu, and also sport impressive 1970s porn star mustaches. For years rumors have circulated throughout Persia that Franco Nero's awesome power is derived from his mustache.

Storyline
Jubei is a traveler with an attitude. He must stop a band of demons from overthrowing the government. Will he be forced to face his enemy that he thought was dead? (You probably know the answer since I just kind of asked that out of nowhere.)

What I Learned
There is much value in this little film. Study and learn the techniques that can be used against rock demons. The skills that you learn from this film, just might save your life someday.

Storyline
A couple of laborers are caught in the middle of a gang war.

What I learned
We learn from Mafia Vs Ninja that although ninjas can fly, and travel on the ground in the form of bundles of sticks, even 1930s newsies can contribute to their extermination.

Storyline
Joe Armstrong is a soldier with amnesia. He and his friend Jackson are the only two that can take out a ninja training camp.

What I Learned
We are able to see in American Ninja that not only can you be a race other than Asian, but you don't even have to be agile to fight ninjas. This is important for those of us who want to contribute to expelling the ninjas, but don't really feel like training. Remember, having strong convictions doesn't mean that you have to make sacrifices.

Storyline
A woman is possessed with the spirit of an evil ninja. Through her he hope to avenge his death.

What I Learned
The rumors are true. After a ninja dies, he can possess women and seek revenge from the beyond the grave. That's a scary notion, so we must protect our young ladies at all costs. Make sure you have a priest with you as you kill ninjas so that he can give them their last rites. I have no science to back this up, but it should work.

Storyline
Whoever marries Ukio will rule the world. It's an all-out battle to win her hand, and take over the world.

What I Learned
Ninja Wars is possibly the greatest resource that is available for ninjiologists. This documentary was shot so that we could all see the vast skills that ninjas have. Who knew that ninjas could vomit at will, and that it is made up of acid. What will they think of next.

Ninja Assassin

The Storyline
A young man who was trained since he was a child has turned his back on his clan, and has decided that he needs to seek revenge. Along the way he is helped by Interpol agent Mika.

What I learned
I learned from Ninja Assassin, that there are some breeds of ninja that are able to inflict crappy CG wounds to their targets. It is my belief that we have no reason to fear the CG-ninjas because they have no real abilities. However, differentiating between CG-ninjas and actual ninjas can be difficult, so it is best to always stay alert.

Ninja

Revenge of the Ninja

American Ninja 2 & 3

American Ninja 4

The Ninja Collection

Ninja Terminator

Samurai Fiction

Red Shadow

Duel to the Death

Ninja Hunter

Heroes of the East

Full Metal Ninja

Gravedigger

The Blazing Ninja

Ninja Squad

Ninja Terminator

Robo Vampire

Ninja Strike Force

The Dragon's Showdown

Ninja Avengers

Enter the Invincible Hero

Ninja Destroyer

Ninja: Silent Assassin

Ultimate Ninja Collection: Vol 1

American Ninja Collection

Sonny Chiba - The Samurai Collection

Ninja Assassins 10 Movie Pack

Ninja Assassins: 4 Film Set

Ninja Vixens: Complete Box Set

Ninja Six

What Wikipedia Says About Ninjas