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The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.
Important!

The moral of the story is

. . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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I don't care who you are, that's funny there. If you aren't laughing till you're almost crying then there's got to be something wrong with you and you need to just get on up outta here.

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Why Is This The Best Pastor Joke Ever

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Religious or not sometimes you've just got to be able to step back and just enjoy a good laugh. Well this one certainly did it for me. I found it:
  • Incredibly freaking funny
  • It made me laugh uncontrollably ever time I thought about it again.
  • The further I read down it the first time the funnier it got, had me almost in tears near the end with the newspaper captions.
  • Not to mention, but it actually has a fairly good moral behind it all. Something that you could tell someone when they are all uptight about what someone or maybe others are thinking about them. Who cares, just be you.

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