Best TV Quotes

When I was younger, computers and the Internet weren't near as popular as they are today, mobile phones were the size of the Empire State Building, and American Idol was still growing inside of Simon Fuller's skull. This resulted in cartoons, sitcoms, and night-time receiving the bulk of the populations leisure time.

Growing up, I watched cartoons such as Dark Wing Duck, Bugs Bunny, Uncle Scrooge, Woody Wood Pecker, and many others. I watched sitcoms such as Cheers, Seinfeld, Friends, and Fraiser. Times were easy. Turn on the television, check what's on CBS, NBC, and ABC (or FOX if the Simpsons were on). If nothing was there, turn it to MTV where music actually played--unlike today.

As a population, we loved television, and many of us still do today.

Although I haven't been able to catch up many of the new hit TV series, I still occasionally check out shows when I can. Because of this, I have been able to collect a series of the very best TV show quotes for you to enjoy.

Dexter Morgan:“I can't kill Dr. Meridien yet. I still need another therapy session.

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Quotes from the HBO hit series, Dexter.

Dr. Wayne Fiscus:“I have a hunch.
Dr. Mark Craig:“So did Quasimodo.

More St. Elsewhere quotes
Quotes from the NBC series, St. Elsewhere.

Cliff:“No 14-year old boy may wear a 95-dollar jacket unless he's on stage with his four brothers.

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Quotes from one of the most loved shows in television history, The Cosby Show.

Andy Taylor:“When a man carries a gun all the time, the respect he thinks he's getting might really be fear. So I don't carry a gun because I don't want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun. I'd rather they respect me.

More The Andy Griffith Show quotes
Quotes from the rural American series, The Andy Griffith Show.

Michael Scott:“I set the rules and you follow them blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that, then you can talk to our complaint department. It's a trash can!

More The Office quotes
Quotes from an extremely hilarious show, The Office.

Ross:“What are you doing tonight?
Chandler:“Why, do you have a lecture?
Ross:“No.
Chandler:“Free as a bird, what's up?

More Friends quotes
Quotes from Chandler, Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe.