The Worst Things
Strangers feeling they have the right to touch your bump
Not being able to sleep on your back (or your side. Guaranteed it will be the opposite of what you like)
The Best Things
- When you ring friends with kids and tell them how crazy you feel, they say "Oh yes that's normal". Feel the relief rush through your body!
You are allowed to eat whatever you want (That's if chocolate is all you want. Not so lucky if you're hankering after pate)
Follow every tantrum with "I'm so sorry, it's the hormones" and you'll be forgiven
You get to decorate the nursery





