Best of Mitch Hedberg

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The best of Mitch Hedberg humor on Twitter.

This page is my tribute to Mitch Hedberg, a comedian I never got to see live. He died in 2005 of a drug overdose. Hedberg was the master of one-liners and would have been a brilliant Twitter user, so I couldn't write about him in any form other than this list. I miss the guy, and I never even knew him. Here are the funniest Mitch quotes I've found among recent tweets, plus a clip of Mitch Hedberg doing standup.

Mitch Hedberg's Best Jokes 

Or at least, the best of Mitch Hedberg jokes short enough to tweet.

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Hedberg's one-liners cannot live on tweets alone. 

You also need to watch him do standup.

Good thing you can see this video of Mitch Hedberg here, and not have to get sucked into reading endless stupid YouTube comments. This is why my page is excellent.
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About Mitch Hedberg 

The stand-up comedian's biography.

If you've never heard of Mitch Hedberg, guess what... this is the best thing that has happened to you all day. I first heard his jokes from a co-worker at Starbucks, a job I hated. I never had any fun working there until Ramon broke out his Mitch Hedberg comedy routine... and then I laughed so hard I spilled coffee all over myself.

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 ? March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. Hedberg's comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes, and observational comedy, mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and on-stage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Are you a fan of Mitch Hedberg? 

Sometimes I come up with my own Mitch-inspired jokes, but I never say them out loud. I'm happy enough just to laugh at them in my head.

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- Mitch Hedberg

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