Best of Mitch Hedberg

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The best of Mitch Hedberg humor on Twitter.

This page is my tribute to Mitch Hedberg, a comedian I never got to see live. He died in 2005 of a drug overdose. Hedberg was the master of one-liners and would have been a brilliant Twitter user, so I couldn't write about him in any form other than this list. I miss the guy, and I never even knew him. Here are the funniest Mitch quotes I've found among recent tweets, plus a clip of Mitch Hedberg doing standup.

Mitch Hedberg's Best Jokes

Or at least, the best of Mitch Hedberg jokes short enough to tweet.

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Hedberg's one-liners cannot live on tweets alone.

You also need to watch him do standup.

Good thing you can see this video of Mitch Hedberg here, and not have to get sucked into reading endless stupid YouTube comments. This is why my page is excellent.
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Sometimes I come up with my own Mitch-inspired jokes, but I never say them out loud. I'm happy enough just to laugh at them in my head.

  • TheLifestyleChanger Mar 10, 2012 @ 5:31 am | delete
    :)
  • nadjaiskeniskie Nov 23, 2011 @ 3:21 pm | delete
    I just discovered Mitch today. And ended up on this lens looking for more information. cheers
  • mahimattphoto Mar 27, 2011 @ 8:45 pm | delete
    Love Mitch! One of the best of all time! He did it his way and took him a while to get noticed but wow what a comic genius!
  • AlaskaHydro Sep 14, 2010 @ 10:23 am | delete
    Saw him on Comedy Central a while back and loved his work. Was not aware of his death in '05. Great lens.
  • Ramkitten Aug 22, 2009 @ 7:54 pm | delete
    Kind of reminds me of Steven Wright in a way. I'd never heard of Mitch Hedberg before now, either.
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- Mitch Hedberg

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