Best of offbeat news on Twitter
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Best of offbeat news on Twitter
News headlines attack us every day with the dark gloom of life: airline disasters, wars, politics, shootings, etc. Sometimes there is just too much doom and disaster to put any kind of serene spin on the day.
Offbeat news stories are one way that we draw ourselves out of the darkness. These news stories are largely non-spectacular nor are they shocking. Generally, these stories are odd and funny and provide an escape from the day to day blood bath we get from normal news services.
Twitter users @NSHN, @ukoddnews, and @newslite tweet stories that are offbeat, odd, and funny. Below are a few of my favorite recent tweets from the three services. Grab a cup of Joe (or your favorite surrogate) and lose yourself in something quirky rather than the usually depressing news stories.
Offbeat News Break Fowm @newslite
Offbeat Headlines From NotSoHeadlineNews
The tag line of NotSoHeadlineNews (NSHN) is "News that flies under the radar" . The archive of news stories at the web site for NSHN is only six months old and is approaching seven thousand stories.
These tweets are just a sampling of the fun you could have at the NSHN site.
NotSoHeadlineNews Twitter List
Newsman Twain
Samuel Clemens (a.k.a Mark Twain) was a newspaper man first and foremost. He made a splash early in his career by writing news accounts that doubled as satire on Americans and the Western Cultures in general.
One of his first published pieces was an obituary that filled an entire page. According to Clemons, the poor soul who's death he wrote about, was not a very well liked man in town and met his demise through a bizarre series of mishaps, such as accidentally cutting his throat while shaving and ending up stumbling out of a second story window to his eventual bloody death on the dusty street below.
Clemens' first real spotlight came in a story that was written as a letter, which was an often used vehicle for editorialists of the time, and was printed in newspapers across America. The sarcastic wit and charm of the story The Celebrated Jumping Frog Of Calaveras County gained the attention of not only Americans, but also citizens worldwide.
The Celebrated Jumping Frog Of Calaveras County
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The title piece was story that made Mark Twain a household name. Along with this fictional account of a frog jumping contest are twenty-six other shot stories based on his sarcastic observations during the time he lived in California and Nevada.
Offbeat News Break Fowm @newslite
Offbeat Headlines From ukoddnews
Not very old in the Twitterdom and with just over 200 updates, this upstart offbeat news service that brings us "odd news from around the net", draws upon all the major newswires to tweet the news of the weird.
ukoddnews Twitter List
News Satire By The Onion
When it comes to satire on the news, no one does it better than The Onion. The Onion started out as a Wisconsin college campus newspaper that published satires of popular news stories from around the world. The publication was largely a coupon source for students at a handful of campuses around the country until it was moved online in 1996. The Onion now "broadcasts" news through podcasts.
The popularity of the "news" organization exploded in 2002 when the most popular Beijing newspaper, Evening News, reported that the U. S. Government was seeking a new home for it's capitol. The Chinese paper reported that the U.S. lawmakers were seeking a city that would build a new home for them that included a "retractable" dome. Evening News based its information on information gathered from this story published in The Onion.
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The Onion Movie Trailer
This is the trailer for The Onion Movie, a send up of popular news headlines. The plot centers around one anchorman's battle against a large corporation takeover of the news service he works for.
Loaded with sketches that include satirical news stories and parody film trailers, the movie is sure to goad a laugh or two.
The Onion Movie
Offbeat News Break Fowm @newslite
Offbeat Headlines From newslite
When it comes to heavy hitters in offbeat news stories in the Twitterdom, newslite is one of the heaviest of hitters.
The site employs five staff members and is currently over 1500 odd news story updates on Twitter.
newslite Twitter List
Offbeat News Break Fowm @newslite
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aj2008
Nov 5, 2009 @ 5:48 am | delete
- "15 months for chicken suit attack" what someone attacked a chicken suit?
Fun lens and made me smile.
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kimmanleyort
Sep 7, 2009 @ 9:28 am | delete
- This is a great twitterlist. I started one on the onion once, but I love the way you've added so much more.
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SherryHolderHunt
Jun 6, 2009 @ 9:25 am | delete
- HiYa Drifter, great lens! Fun, if something on here doesn't make you smile, your funny bone is broken. 5*s and Favorited
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Joan4
Jun 5, 2009 @ 7:25 am | delete
- Great fun! Super twttrlist!
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Ramkitten
Jun 4, 2009 @ 3:51 pm | delete
- So far, this is my favorite of your Twitterlists ... not that this is your last! :)
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LindaJM
Jun 4, 2009 @ 3:47 pm | delete
- Great fun... I'm rating it, faveing it, and . . . I even Twittered it!
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