54 Things Squidoo Could Improve On

To Squidoodle ones taxes means to Squidoodle a decimal, in the front of the number that one owes in tax dollars. It immediately turns your owed tax dollars into owed tax cents. Politicians disqualified.

I would like to be able to look at all my lens stats at once instead of one at a time. Thank you.

If we could donate stuff to Squidoo, Squidoo would be able to create better modules. For instance, I have a pair of old socks I don't need anymore.

A Squidiaper serves its function by keeping Squiddlers on the computer, and off the toilet.

This is a given. You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many modules.

There are so many helpful people posting on the squidoo forums, why not give them a little incentive for their time and efforts? You know, Bens for the Lens! Like revenue sharing on the forums or something thoughtful like that.

Although Squidoo picked a pretty blue for the lens backgrounds, I wouldn't mind a hot pink one if I am doing a lens on make-up or a white one if I am doing a lens on white paint. Seriously. How can you have a lens on white paint if the background is blue?

Allow even MORE advanced tracking of traffic to my lenses, if possible, either through squidoo or a custom system...and I will be happier than Homer Simpson in a donut shop.

I add this because I want to be a giant squid, and I want to be one sooner than the next term. And because I feel oh, so, small.

I don't like the fact that if I go on vacation that could lower my ranking. That is where a pet squidoo would come in. It would cook me dinner, do my laundry and best of all keep my lenses updated when I am away.

Who wouldn't want access to the administration panel in Squidoo? I know I do.

Please?

I would like to talk to 'The Squidoo'. If I could I would ask it how to get a #1 ranking. And possibly check on keeping it as a pet.

The Giants and the Angels are great, helpful attributes to the Squidoo community. Who wouldn't want to give them more powers? More fun templates to play with, more benefits period.

Squidoo is an activity and like any activity it requires rest. It baffles me that I cannot stay up for 48 hours straight working on lenses. Why Squidoo, Why?

You ask us to get the word out for a lens. Well, Squidoodly doo, you should do so for us as a community. That includes advertising featured lenses on other sites and paying for clicks, if you don't already. Why not? It's tax deductible.

I get lazy and I don't want to type. My hand hurts. I am tired. Hey did you know keyboards cause carpel tunnel? That means Squidoos most valuable tool would be to be able to read someones mind and skip the middle man altogether. Why not? That 'Octuplet Mom' did.

I am not finding a lot of fierce, opinionated, heated debates that everyone loves when they feel strongly about a subject. It is very possible I am not looking hard enough.

Hey Squidoo, it is a great way to collect names and get even more traffic. I wouldn't mind being able to win a pet squidoo in a summer raffle, and if you did something like the more lenses you create the more times you can enter, you would have more content and so would I.

I could star in it, with my new pet squidoo.

Squidoodle is this ingenius idea I had while clipping my toenails. It is an easy way to draw on your lenses, similar to Microsoft Paint.

I want to go through a helpful Squidoo training course, and earn my certified squidoo graduate license, preferably quicker than Ross from Friends earns his next marriage license.

Squid Vision would be three dimensional viewing experience. Think about it. Squidoo would be the first 3D website.

Everyone who knows Squidoo knows it is addicting. Having a support group will eventually become necessary.

Squidiary is an online journal that connects to your lens somehow. It does a lot of other cool things too, I just haven't thought of them.

I don't recall being able to watch a demo with a giant squid costume, and probably a person underneath, explaining squidoo from top to bottom, including the marketing aspect.

A squidicle is a breaking news update, that is in real time and broadcasted below the squidoo page with scrolling text, like on CNN.

Geographical targeted lenses. You should be able to search for a lens in an area. Squidney, Australia is one.

• Squidey is the name of my pet Squidoo.

A section for females who have created at least five high ranked fashion, beauty or just 'girl stuff' lenses.

Vote for me.

Squidology is a major you can have in college, a course that was added in by the
University of Squidom, recently.

Cached snapshots of a squiders recent movements. Kind of like big brother from 1984. We call him Big Squidder.

Voice your opinion on a topic, and listen to other peoples.

Kind of like Disneyland, but much better. Free modules are given on corners instead of artery clogging churros, and tips are given while you wait in line to ride the Squidcoaster.
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Not only can squidlovers create lenses, now they can create quizes, easily, with an application that generates the answer so you don't have to. In fact, SquidOwners are creating it as we speak. AREN'T YOU SQUIDOWNERS.

If I am busy vacationing in Squid Land one week, I don't have time to update my lens which could dramatically hurt my squidrankings. Less updating = more squid land.

This is a delayed updating feature where you can set your lens to delay publishing, automatically link to related lenses, and fly to the moon.

This is a weight loss program for lenses with excess or irrelevant squid weight for easier viewing.

A squid bath scrubs the dirty talk off of supposed g rated lenses for safer parental controls with an automated foot massage at the end.

The ability to play music through a sound bite on a lens, so I can litter all my lenses with "Mmm Bop" from the Hansons.

You can make your lens into a slideshow style video that plays on youtube. I can even click on the ads from the lens video, and make money next time I buy my Squid Fast.

I'll trade you my toenail clippings for your top rated lens, you pay postage. Deal?

Squid Bay is a place where Squiddlers can buy, sell, auction or trade their lenses. I can trade my senile frogs lens for your stinky breath lens.

I am sure you have heard of Squidward. He is a character on the popular children's television series, Spongebob Square Pants. He floats around and leaves funny comments on Squid Lenses sort of like an angel, but there is only one so it is a big deal. If he comments on your lens, that means your lens is worthy of a cauliflower pizza.

Squidopolis is a virtual city online similar to second life, where people can show lenses and ask for advice, using their virtual squids. Squid Angels glow yellow and giant squids are, well, giants.

I can see other peoples little avatars bouncing around on my lens from my dashboard, and what they are reading. I even have the ability to zap them.

Squiderrefic would be an award given to the ten top squid masters once a year depending on how well they know how to squid. How swell can you squid?

I would like to have someone to unload on when my dog ate my make-up or my cat chewed up my lens, and there should be online support to take the beating. After all, something so traumatizing could cause a squidsuit.

If I want to settle a debate with a fellow Squiddler, then I will take it to Squid Court, where a Giant Squid will settle our differences. If our differences remain unsettled, we can bash it out in a real time online boxing game, winner achieving a ranking boost.