Bionicle vs. WWE

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Which group of warriors would reign supreme?

My son Dylan has asked me to help him make this lens. He feels REALLY strongly about it!

You see, Dylan is a big fan of the WWE...but he also knows that Bionicle is the toughest group of warriors ANYwhere. (Ask him! He'll tell you!) So we're trying to figure out who would win if the Bionicle Warriors faced the WWE Superstars in a fight to the finish...!

Match List!

Here's the list of fights...the Battle of the Best!

Skrall vs. Undertaker:
Skrall are brutal and fear nothing. What they may lack in technique they make up for with sheer strength. The Undertaker is almost 7' tall and he, too, fears nothing!

Tarix vs. HHH
One of the founders of the Glatorian system. While not a 'flashy' fighter, Tarix relies on raw courage, and a refusal to surrender. HHH has seen plenty in his career and is not easily fooled. He's strong, he's smart and he never gives up.

Strakk vs. Randy Orton
Tough, hard, sneaky, a dirty fighter; Strakk is totally focused on what he wants and no real sense of honor. Randy Orton is EXACTLY the same way!

Takanuva vs. Shawn Michaels
They say that Takanuva has been torn between light and darkness...driven to fulfil his destiny! Sounds EXACTLY like Shawn Michaels!

Tuma vs. Kane
Tuma is arrogant and cruel, as well as bullying and warlike. He's a tough and very skilled fighter, and is both strong and surprisingly fast for one so large...JUST LIKE KANE!

Tarduk vs. Rey Misterio
Tarduk is curious, brave, adventurous, and daring. Rey Misterio is brave, daring and willing to take on any kind of challenge.

Metus vs. Mr. McMahon
Metus is a shameless promoter type, always trying to work a deal. His main job is promoting matches and recruiting new fighters. He's very good at recognizing talent and talking people into things. He's not big on fighting, but can hold his own if he has to. He thinks only of himself.
...or did I just read you the Mr.McMahon biography?!?!?

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Reader Feedback

What did you like? Who would win? Who's missing?

  • finalfantasyxvi Feb 10, 2011 @ 8:55 pm | delete
    Humans are no match for Bionicle warriors. Bionicle warriors have blades!
  • kab Apr 4, 2009 @ 11:07 am | delete
    Oh, I think Bionicle would win. By far.
  • Crystal_Booth Apr 4, 2009 @ 10:08 am | delete
    Love this lens idea. Not sure who would win, but it is an interesting debate :) 5*
  • LorrieH Apr 3, 2009 @ 5:50 pm | delete
    im glad u liked my lens. i liked how u took the characters from both bionicle and the wwe. tell me who wins between Tarduk and Rey Mysterio.
  • P-shock Apr 3, 2009 @ 11:31 am | delete
    You know back in my day the Smurfs were all powerful :-)
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2011 Update

It's sometime in 2011.
WWE continues to be the largest sports-entertainment corporation on the planet.
All of the names listed above are world reknown, and are multi-millionaires as well.

The Bionicle members sit at the back of a shelf in Toys R Us....collecting dust and wondering which one of them is next for the Discount Rack in aisle 5.

WWE wins! ;)

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