Bizarre August Holidays

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Some extra fun in the sun each day of the month!

Humans love to celebrate things: weddings, births, promotions, the fact that you passed your driver's test. Those are all great things to celebrate, but we humans cannot stop there. We have to invent new ways to celebrate the most random things. Most holidays celebrate something religious and thus are the most popular and well-known. But some holidays are not as common and yet still give humans a chance to celebrate the things they love most: ice cream, laziness, polka and knifes.

Here is the guide to what you can celebrate each day of the month of August. Everyday is a reason to celebrate something, so have fun and let me know how you celebrate your favorite holiday!

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The Month of August is...

National Catfish Month
National Golf Month
National Eye Exam Month
National Water Quality Month
Romance Awareness Month
Peach Month
Foot Health Month

A lot of things to celebrate and be aware of while soaking in some sun.

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Mark Your Calendars!

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August 1: Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day

Pie + Friends = A good, messy time together.

August 2: National Ice Cream Sandwich Day

And let the yumminess holdiays begin!

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August 3: National Watermelon Day

A favorite Summer food(minus picking the seeds from your teeth).

August 4: Twins Day Festival

Show off your twin! Or let him/her show off you. Either way, have fun with it.

August 5: National Mustard Day

Ahhh, this makes hamburgers wonderful.

August 6: Wiggle Your Toes Day

Just don't do it ALL day.

August 7: Sea Serpent Day

Umm, I guess you could just look up pictures of Sea Serpents online to celebrate?

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August 8: Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night

Just don't get caught.

August 9: National Polka Festival

It's POLKA TIME!!!

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August 10: Lazy Day

This should be a national, religious, etc. holiday.

August 11: Presidential Joke Day

What can I say? Have fun with it :)

August 12: Middle Child's Day

Feel free to pick on your older and younger siblings today, while proclaiming that you are mom and dad's favorite.

August 13: Blame Someone Else Day

You now have permission to be a jerk. Just remember that tomorrow it will bite you in the behind.

August 14: National Creamsicle Day

Ooooh, food!

August 15: National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day

Relaxation + Failure =????

August 16: Bratwurst Festival

Just to keep those arteries from clearing.

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August 17: National Thriftshop Day

Did someone say SHOPPING?!

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August 18: Bad Poetry Day

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I hate Stink Bugs, How about You?

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August 19: Potato Day

Fries, Baked, Mashed, hashed, there is no limit to your imagination(or pant size).

August 20: National Radio Day

Radio...I kind of remeber what that was. You use it to play 8 Tracks, right?

August 21: National Spumoni Day

A cake with icecream layers. Yummy :)

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August 22: Be An Angel Day

Help someone out, be nice to people, just try to project a happy personality and good deeds, and you will brighten someone's day.

August 23: National Spongecake Day

More cake! Hopefully the sponge part absorbs all the calories.

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August 24: Knife Day

Just be careful where you point those things.

August 25: Kiss-And-Make-Up Day

Just in case you were fighting every day, all day long the rest of the year.

August 26: National Cherry Popsicle Day

Just pop some cherry in your mouth and enjoy.

August 27: Petroleum Day

WARNING: most likely a grumpy day will ensue(just try to avoid gas stations).

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August 28: World Sauntering Day

Slowly walking through life is the way to go. Just ask these cows.

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August 29: More Herbs, Less Salt Day

Let this be your day, health nuts.

August 30: National Toasted Marshmallow Day

And, back to yummy food :)

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August 31: National Trail Mix Day

And, back to healthy food. Again

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