Who is The Black Knight From Monty Python & the Holy Grail
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The Knight Who Didn't Know When To Quit
This has to be one of the funniest fights in film history, and certainly one of the most quoted. King Arthur easily cuts of limb after limb, as the delusional Black Knight refuses to quit. Or even acknowledge his lack of arms. Dismembered knights make for some very fun toys.
This character is one of the most popular from the entire film and has been referenced, parodied and cosplayed. His likeness has also been used to illustrate (usually in parody) a situation where someone simply refuses to admit they've lost!
Have You Seen The Black Knight In Action Before?
Have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Watch the Black Knight In Action
The original skit from the film is quite short, so take a moment to
Fun fact! The Green Knight was also played by Terry Gilliam (who played King Arthur's serf, Patsy) so he watches himself die!
Quick, what do you think of Black Knight?
Black Knight Figure Replica
A limited edition statue from Sideshow Collectibles
JOHN CLEESE AS THE BLACK KNIGHT 12 Inch Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2002 Sideshow Toy Collectible Action Figure
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The Black Knight stands 12 inches tall and has an authentic replica helm and costume. The figure has both high articulation as well as detachable limbs, revealing bloody stumps. Comes with a two-handed sword and a figure display stand. The Black Knight was sculpted by Jared Chapman and was released by SideShow Toy as part of a limited series of 10,000. The packaging of the first batch of Sideshow's Holy Grail action figures was a window box, although Sideshow has now returned to their "older" style of packaging, with the fifth panel flap. (Collectors prefer the flap, retailers prefer the window box. Sideshow's move to limited editions and to the specialty market allows them to cater more to collectors and to return to the sturdier boxes with flaps.) The front flap has the movie poster as the backdrop, with the character name added to the center. For the Black Knight, the box has "blood" spatters all over, and for the Dead Collector, this effect is created with tremendous globs of "mud." The blood and mud are glossy, which sets them apart from the rest of the printing on the box. Also done in gloss are small bits of "scotch tape" which appear to be attaching various notes to the boxes. The backs of the packages list design credits for the action figures. From "portraits sculpted by" all the way down to "limb gathering by," the boxes are filled with little bits of such Pythonesque humor. Even the twist tie warnings on the bottoms are written in a Python tone.
Dolls that your brother really CAN pull the arms and legs off!
This poor fellow needs a hand or is it a leg? It's time to have fun with dismemberment, From Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail, comes this 14" Black Knight Plush. He features amusing details from the very special universe of Monty Python, including Velcro-assisted memberment and dismemberment. In the process of defending his territory, your knight may occasionally part with one or all of his limbs. Don't panic, this is a natural defense mechanism on the part of the knight, and rarely fatal. This guy is one sure way to get a leg up on your friends.
Best Quote From the Black Knight?
And by 'best' I mean... well. Crazy?
Favourite Line From King Arthur?
It's all in the tone of voice...
Who Do You Root For?
The Black Knight or King Arthur?

Black Knight
John_Michael says:
Black knight of course... he's the hero!
King Arthur
TheCureForYouthMinistry says:
King Arthur, but the Black Knight knows how to deliver a comic line.
Aaaagh!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Ooh!
[stab]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Oh!
Ooh! Uuh.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[clang]
BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
Agh!, oh!, etc.
None. Shall. Pass.

ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
I move for no man

BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
So be it!

ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
Tis but a scratch!
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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The cutest flesh wound you ever saw
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....video parodies of the Black Knight skit
Monty Python Black Knight Plush Slippers
Little fluffy dismembered knights to keep your feet cosy!
Monty Python Black Knight Plush Slippers
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Our favorite black knight is back and this time ready to defend your feet to the bloody end. One thing must be said, though ignorant of pain and the tide of battle, the Black Knight would not surrender his post at any cost and, with a bit more intellect, may have made an excellent addition to the Knights of the Round.
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Black Knight T-Shirts
Wear his quotes and likeness!
Black Knight T-Shirts on eBay
See if there's on in your size. You won't need sleeves, obviously.
Black Knight Helmets
Buy your own toy helmet and you too can be menacing and faceless!
Monty Python Toy Vault Black Knight Plush Helmet
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A symbol of darkness rivaling the iniquity of the Knight Of Ni Hat, the Black Knight Plush Helmet is a wearable helmet. Iron-black and bolt-studded, blunt-oblong, the helmet features a broad visor slot---a feature offering the type of peripheral range as to hopefully avoid dismembered appendages. This grim helmet was once worn by the terrible Black Knight, a former adversary of noble King Arthur! Arthur arrives just in time to watch the Black Knight defeat the Green Knight. Stirred by the Black Knightâ?TMs lethal prowess, Arthur invites the Black Knight to join the Knights of the Round Table. Contemptuously, the Black Knight disregards the offer, and then reacts offensively when Arthur attempts to cross the bridge. Reluctantly, Arthur is drawn into a duel with the Black Knight. The Black Knight remains undeterred even when Arthur begins to dismember him. All part of the plan. Believing the duel to be over, Arthur reverses his broadsword and kneels reverently---only to be kicked in the head by his disdainful adversary. Secure in the knowledge that he has now drawn his opponent within striking distance, the Black Knight continues the fight, sensing the completion of his cunning strategy as Arthur chops away his one remaining legâ?¦
The Black Knight's Helmet

Monty Python Black Knight Helmets on eBay
Black Knight Costumes For Adults
Dress up as the Black Knight and stand across random paths!
Monty Python Black Knight Costume Adult Standard
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Comes with tunic with red boar chest patch, detachable padded arm, metal studded helmet and a glove
Officially Licensed Black Knight Tunic
Dress up as the Black Knight!
Monty Python Black Knight Tunics and Costumes on eBay
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Other people's versions of the Black Knight
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A quick daily search in case his legs turn up
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- Over the trailer for the 2001 re-release of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a recognizably squawky Terry Jones, in character as one of the 'pepperpots' that were so familiar in the Python films and TV shows, shouts: ?I prefer Life of Brian!
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None Shall Pass (without reading this page)
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Are you mortally wounded with laughter yet?
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Lifeboost Mar 6, 2012 @ 4:23 am | delete
- Heh heh - excellent lens! Great fun, and fully Blessed. :)
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LissaRhys
Nov 11, 2011 @ 6:32 am | delete
- Great lens! Long live Monty python! (And the Black Knight.)
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calistoeloi
Oct 25, 2011 @ 1:24 am | delete
- One of the greatest scenes in Monty Python's ridiculously extensive list of great scenes. The Black Knight Plushies made me laugh...
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AlleyCatLane
Aug 27, 2011 @ 10:31 pm | delete
- I had forgotten about this skit. Thought it was a riot when young. Thanks for the memory.
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0ctavias0fferings
Oct 30, 2010 @ 4:05 am | delete
- Glad you added that quote, my favourite too :) Great job on this lens.
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jptanabe
Oct 29, 2010 @ 9:23 am | delete
- Oh tis but a scratch! Great job on the Black Knight. But I think my favorite line is "Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw." in the face of absolute defeat!
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Flynn_the_Cat
Oct 29, 2010 @ 9:28 am | delete
- Dang it! How did I miss that one? Luckily you're the first person to vote, so I've added it to the poll :D
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