Blackberry Neck - what is it and how to avoid it

Ways to avoid Blackberry neck

1. Look up from your Blackberry. As you look down at the Blackberry in your lap, your neck will naturally wrinkle. Look up at least every minute to reduce Blackberry Neck.
2. Better yet, hold your Blackberry at eye level. This trick will not only help you avoid Blackberry neck but it might just help with your underarm flab too (don't you hate when your arms do their own wave in the wind?).
3. Head to midtown New York and get a massage for $200. Yes, you read that right - $200. But, this special Blackberry neck massage uses sapphire crystals, a special serum, an oxygen mask and laser lights. It's got to be amusing, if nothing else. But, for $200, you'll only be amused for 45 minutes....
4. Do neck stretches. Look to the left and press your ear to your shoulder for 15 seconds. Do the same thing on the right side. Repeat 5 times every hour to avoid Blackberry neck.
5. Throw the darned phone away. I remember how much I enjoyed not having a cell phone. Remember when you could get in a car to "get away from it all?" Now, "it all" follows you with an irritating cell phone ring.