Blues4Kali by Indi Riverflow ~ )))0((( ~ MetaMythology for the Millennium

Crazy Bear said there'd be days like this. As usual, no one believed him. Now, all I want to know is: where IS that lifeboat, and how DO I ditch this ship of fools, without any of these bliss ninnies noticing that I'm already gone?
Captain, my ass. We are equal in this sea of madness.
That iceberg is looking awfully big.
Amana Mission is on a quest to save the world, and the only problem is, she can't remember why she got involved with such an obvious scam in the first place. Jesus saves. Christ. What a loser.
Kali kills first, and recycles later.
Hitchhikers, load up for a ride to the Other Side. You may wish you had gone Greyhound.

• A cranky band of prankster peace warriors who absolutely cannot resist messing with each other's minds, no matter the cost.
• Cocky alchemy-dabbling quantum surfers, navigating the Ethersphere with hand-held computers, seamlessly switching timelines to find a better party vibe and swap tips about the best temporary toilets for use as interdimensional portals.
• A burnt-out visionary hippie millionaire on a mission from Gaia to build a better "communitopia" by underwriting a convoy carrying busloads of telepathic priestesses.
• A wheelchair-bound mindpilot propelling a crystal-powered Seed Bank toward the post-Apocalyptic Garden, with psychic precision...and a predilection for high-velocity extreme driving.
• Hermaphrodite time-jumper fleeing a fate worse than death.
• Anarchist ghettoes where anything goes-except escape.
• Ancient Principals vying like sweatsoaked carpetbaggers for our loyalty as the Final Vote is tallied.
• Long-haired security patrols collecting a cannabis tribute tax from all pilgrims to the Valley of Fun.
• And an underground meat mafia bringing a black magic revival to a bloodless dreamworld gone bland.

All brought together by a secret psychedelic superdrug that tunes users in to reality through the eyes of another archetypal avatar inhabiting a different state of space and time. Mahayana made easy. Budding Buddha natures are running amuck on a virtual superhighway where all roads lead to the Bo tree and singularity.
Twenty-first century Tantra is about more than sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
Confronting the Karma of every wasted breath is only the first step.
Welcome to the End Times. Kali awaits. She already knows who you are.
Do you?
The 21st century counterculture is even weirder than it appears on the surface. This is not your mommy's MTV Road Rules.

Ride along on this mesmerizing, metaphor-packed bus trip toward ecstasy and enlightenment, as three real-time guides-Amana, Sissy, and Deva, let you in on what they learned when they asked what It was really all about, after all.
Become them for a multilevel metafictional tour of infinity, and awaken yourself to the miracle-a-minute magic of mighty Mother Kali!

This novel is intended for mature audiences, and contains, like the world, a great deal of gratuitous sex and violence, as well as unflinching frankness and mind-bending ideas of every kind.

If you are not mature, please conceal this book, and the fact that you are reading it, from whatever authority figure is keeping you that way.

YOU CAN GROW UP RIGHT NOW!

The greatest truths are the most difficult to accept. Readers are asked to courageously consider the changes we all need to make, if we are serious about a better world.


Some readers, through inattention, may miss the many levels of meaning and subtle implications contained in each sentence of this novel.

For them, Blues4Kali will suck like cheap porn.

The publisher and author would both like to praise the medicinal herb, cannabis sativa, for providing much-needed anxiety relief and spiritual healing during the dangerous and action-packed events depicted herein.
All hail the Kali flower! Om Shakti Kali Kali Ganja!

Due to the highly metaphorical nature of this work, the author advises reading this text in a relaxed, meditative state. Blues4Kali is best experienced to the tune of musical accompaniment, of a rhythmic and sacred nature, and with ready access to an encyclopedia and a text on comparative mythology.

Savor this experience. What's your hurry?

Some sentences deserve a second look. Speedreaders will waste everyone's time, by hustling to the destination, , without being able to understand what the journey means. Invest your time in a truly transformative perspective. There is no prize for missing the point of this exercise.

Kali has something very important to tell you. Please take the time to understand this most maligned Mother Goddess, for your own sake and that of our crumbling world. She has waited six thousand years to tell Her side of the Story, and She is quite cranky about interruptions.

PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION! PAY ATTENTION!

BOOKWIDE SPEED LIMIT: 75 WPM (words per minute/white powder molecules)

"NO LEFT TURN UNSTONED"

-FURTHUR

A metaphysical mystery and paranormal romance exploring identity, reincarnation and madness


www.amanamission.com/transblues